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December 5, 2000:
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Washort says, " $self._hasIntelligence()"
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Washort says, "1"
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Washort says, "*ponders setting that to 0 on certain people*"
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Maxwell says, "yes, that's our Ego-Enhancing API"
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[this from before we had 'emote'. I added it 10 minutes later. -ed]
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You say, "I wanted to discourage people from using the [old] code as examples...".
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You say, "but I don't think that bad java style is going to damage your budding programming skills :)".
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* washort nods. 'I seriously hope not.' [see, i told you I added 'emote' -ed]
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Washort says, "Oh, did i ever tell you about the Java assignment i had at the beginning of the semester?"
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Washort says, "I was bored so i did it without any loops or temp variables."
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Washort says, "so... don't tell ME about bad style. ;)"
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<glyph> it's times like this when I wish I could just swallow my pride and use a standard thing like asyncore :)
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<jedin> Since it's completely unsolicited, I'd just like to add that anyone who tries implementing Keynesian economics in this game will be put behind the door with the Elder Sign....
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<Nafai> I love Python. It has made me look smart in this consulting job. Because of how easily I was able to do what they need me to do, they ended up doubling my pay rate. :) Woot!
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<glyph> Woot *indeed*, good sir. :)
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<glyph> you know, when I say *now* I mean "in a minute" :)
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Glyph: "You need to start working on Twisted Reality."
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Mike: "What makes you say that?"
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Glyph: "Because it pains me to hear you talk about how you were 'in the same bed as' someone on AIM. There is no bed. There is no spoon. There's just some gay-ass peer-to-peer shit going on."
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02:26:44 AreteComp: I've decided I'm going to warn you every 5 minutes until you go to bed.
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(You have been warned by AreteComp (5%))
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02:28:48 AreteComp: Tick, tick, motherfucker.
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<washort> "TONIGHT on CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH: Kenaan vs The Shrike"
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<washort> yow. autoconf can be *thorough* sometimes..
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<washort> "checking for EBCDIC... no"
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<washort> i hesitate to ask what it would have done had the answer been "yes"
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<glyphAtWork> the http server was so we could say "Web!" if we ever did a freshmeat announcement
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<glyphAtWork> this makes people excited
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FifthKow: jello is beyond good and evil
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<washort> besides, we need a way to handle the cases of characters on drugs...
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<jerji> sorry glyph, but I have to take away your dork award. det is far more deserving.:)
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<det> glyph: you be on tomorrow ?
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<glyph> det: what, you think I'll suddenly grow a life?
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<glyph> det: if it were any more generic it would be socket.socket
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-- (responding to det's request to make twisted.web more generic)
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<glyph> GenericBoy: Dude, this is *python*... objects get created when you sneeze
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<tenth> I get the feeling that I could rack up some ad impressions by posting an announcement to FM about a webserver "powered entirely by love, that I made out of this bong I had".
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<tenth> Well, as long as it did something really l88t that other bong-servers didn't do, anyway.
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01:35:08 AreteComp:
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Before you finish linking, you must answer the following:
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Are you a Jew?[y/N]: y
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Nice try, Yid.
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<samuel> oh why do you mock me rpm
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<jerji> oh no!
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<tpck> http://www.twistedmatrix.com/whatisdivunal.html << makes it sound likes its done and played by millions worldwide
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<washort> tpck: that's what ad copy is for
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<tpck> glyph: I thought Enterprise Class Software wasn't supposed to crash?
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<glyph> tpck: It costs extra for the kind that doesn't crash, I think
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<glyph> now you're probably wondering how to run cvs
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<samuel> actually i was thinking of naked women.
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<samuel> but sure.
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<\\mimic> graydon: it's when you start constructing conditional branches in sed that the men in white coats come for you
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<graydon> mimic: been there, done that. wrote a qmail crypto extension in sed this summer :)
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<jerji> dude tf programming, in my experience, was just about reading the help file and hacking something until it worked.
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<jerji> not really the kind of place to employ software engineering principles. ;)
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<denial> CanDoo: I would rather run a home trepaning centre than do tech support :)
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<zedboy> washort "A given program in PERL is like a turd. you can see it. smell it. touch it. yuck! it's definitely a turd. it's compact. it's smelly. it's brown. a turd, thru and thru"
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<zedboy> washort "The *same* program in C/C++/Java/your favorite imperative language here is like a roll
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of toilet paper, with the turd smeared *all over it*. you tear of one sheet. yuck! another sheet. ugh! another sheet. ewww! etc"
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--- quoting Chet Murphy
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<shapr> I get the feeling regexes in emacs are subtly different from python
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<moshez> I'm not touching anything not abstracted from hardware at least two levels
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<dreid> wh00t!
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<dreid> i made the quotefile!
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<dreid> "lispachu, parentheses attack!"
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<e@ircnet> internet
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<washort> this was experimentally determined using an unholy combination of emacs, python's interactive mode, and bc
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<smoke:#lisp> perhaps i should write a "Teach yourself CL in 21 days" book and hide from Peter Norvig for a few years
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<GenericBoy> I'm not high!
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<Mike_L> what is twisted python?
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<glyph> Mike_L: it's the python libraries your mother would use, if she were a programmer, had a lot of free time, and was very VERY patient
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KaraNiSuru: Your opinion has differing degrees of importance to me. On
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programming, it's almost like law; on fashion, it's unimportant; on cuteness,
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it serves only to warn me away.
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(addressed to glyph, from his girlfriend)
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<washort> glyph: you're evil, too
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<glyph> washort: I try
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<washort> not the good kind of evil
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<washort> the other kind
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<Yosomono@efnet> swing is to gui programming what cupholders are to cdrom drives
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<Yosomono@efnet> something easily mistaken for the real thing
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<glyph> well, I'm working on divunal now
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<washort> and what are you doing to it?
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<glyph> I'm making the clouds work again
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<glyph> the clouds were always one of my favorite bits
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<washort> bah
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<washort> typical vapourware
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<glyph> washort: I learned C from reading the E sources.
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<washort> glyph: well, i learned python from reading Zope
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<washort> glyph: so i think we're about equally damaged
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--> glyph (glyph@adsl-64-123-27-108.dsl.austtx.swbell.net) has joined #python
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<glyph> yay for pushing the wrong button
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<washort> when will you xchat people learn
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<washort> silly hacker, irc is for terminals
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<washort> you dont see *me* typing '/quite' by accident ;)
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<-- washort has quit (either =))
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<washort> glyph: you bastard.
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<GenericBoy> I wish I had enough knowledge to start working on this damn thing
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<GenericBoy> glyph: But you had to crush my hopes. ;)
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<GenericBoy> not that that's bad though, I am grateful for giving me a better
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perspective
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<glyph> GenericBoy: crushing hopes is what I do best
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<glyph> GenericBoy: you call me "glyph", but in ancient mesopotamia they called me the "eater of souls"
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<glyph> many as-yet-untranslated pre-cuneform tablets will one day be
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translated to say "beware he who will write a webserver that will deprive you
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of your very will to live!"
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<glyph> GenericBoy: although I'm not sure if they were talking about me or
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marc andreissen
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<GenericBoy> I'll be the t.w guy from now on
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<glyph> yay!
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<glyph> YAY!
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<glyph> SOMEBODY ELSE IS GOING TO MAINTAIN MY SOFTWARE
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<glyph> oh god I think I'm going to cry
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<GenericBoy> ack
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<washort> GenericBoy: i think that was a mistake :)
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* GenericBoy runs
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<glyph> GenericBoy: * New in 0.8.0: carmstro's soul now comes with twisted.web
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<jepler> C:
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<jepler> char buf[1024]
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<jepler> strcpy(buf, user_data)
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<jepler> Python:
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<jepler> buf = user_data[:1024]
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<jepler> if len(user_data) > 1024: security_hole(user_data[1024:])
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<jepler> actually, the translation is not difficult, so long as you implement security_hole() properly.
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<LynchM0b> ... do u have an easier way
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<glyph> python ;-)
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<LynchM0b> thank the lord
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<LynchM0b> java is rediculous
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<yy[Z]@efnet> i can say with all confidence that my python code was the
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fastest and tightest code on the whole java project i been on for the last year
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<ben3> OO is a seductive failure.
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<dreid> washort: i don't want to take over the world
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<dreid> i want to marry the chick who is going to take over the world
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<demoncrat> forth is much better than sanity
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<snibril> Tim can go on at length on issues which are not really the core of the problem, complicating said problem for himself and everybody else.
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<snibril> glyph: sounds like you ;)
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<glyph> snibril: the difference is there is rarely actually a problem, when I'm involved :)
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<glyph> So if I understand you correctly you want software that will b-2-b education portal internet enterprise mission-critical!
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<muks> yep
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<glyph> Ah. then you want Zope.
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<shapr> glyph: ok, where's the tw tutorial?
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<glyph> shapr: feh, you think there is *documentation*? You just need to be at harmony with the universe, and the api calls will come to you.
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<shapr> I just got a job writing Java. harmony is nowhere close to me.
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<shapr> I just *love* your Python vs Java rant :) it's GREAT
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<shapr> glyph: while reading through the last part of your rant, I got this mental picture of "Glyph Lefkowitz, Python Ninja" systematically chopping limbs off the JVM
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<shapr> glyph: the problem is that "don't expect your apps to run" was cutting the head off, and for cinematic effect, it should be on the bottom
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<dreid> GenericBoy: but multiple eterms tailing various logfiles are great for making it look like your actually doing something :)
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<GenericBoy> hehe
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<dreid> i'm preparing myself for when i have to work in a corporate setting
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<TomG> I'm in the wrong channel.
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<dreid> Yoso: i like to think that i'm a fairly sane individual for a python programmer anyway
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<glyph> snibril: I think we should put *you* in the unit tests dir.
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<bram> have I mentioned there's a FRIGGIN BUTTLOAD of ways web input can go bad?
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<washort> GenericBoy: if we knew what we were doing, we would not call it programming
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<GenericBoy> Usually relying on magic buttons from the future doesn't work
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[in reply to something Mike_L said. --ed]
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<blupingu> hi glyph. i'm trying out python because of twisted python :)
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newpath = os.path.join(self.path, path)
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# forgive me, oh lord, for I know not what I do
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p, ext = os.path.splitext(newpath)
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<Nafai> There's a twisted python philosophy tutorial?
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<washort> Nafai: yes.... read it, expand your consciousness
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<obanta> It's actually a new religion
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<glyph> washort: coding angry lends whole new meaning to song lyrics :)
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<GenericBoy> what's the point of all of this?
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<glyph> GenericBoy: I don't know
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<Acapnotic> [ Read Past Entries ] [ Modify an entry ] [ Write new entry ] [ Have me add one for you. ]
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<Acapnotic> include: [ ] generic angst [ ] relationship trouble (or lack thereof)
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[ ] other family trouble [ ] cynical technology rants
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<Acapnotic> also bash: [ ] slashdot [ ] users [ ] sysadmins [ ] politicians [ ] voters
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<Cysgod> [ ] Perl
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-- proposed new configuration interface for the standard twisted.web weblog
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<moshez@ircnet> I'm going to write a treatise "girls as open-source projects".
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<moshez@ircnet> Instead of "reaching second-base", you're "writing patches".
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<moshez@ircnet> "So, are you writing patches for you-know-who?" "Well, no, but I'm using the CVS version"
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<moshez@ircnet> Should translate to "We're only kissing, but that's as serious as it got"
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<dreid> watching a beautiful girl sleep is amazingly fun
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<dreid> more fun than coding
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<washort> do you mean 'more fun than coding Enterprise Applications in java', 'more fun than coding display hacks in C', or 'more fun than coding weblogs in python'?
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# ha ha, python can do lexical closures good enough for me
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# (Bah. if these were lexical closures you wouldn't need the
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# 'obj=obj', and you could do 'return setdesc' and the
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# function would still work after escaping. -was)
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def setdesc(desc, obj=obj):
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obj.description=desc
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<_Krelin> Data hiding and encapsulation are at least in-laws, if not blood brothers
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<glyph> data hiding is encapsulation's shrewish mother-in-law
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<dreid> Zope is pretty much the reason i learned PHP, (and TPy is the reason i stopped)
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* Nafai doesn't think he is worthy of the quotefile
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<washort> you're in it twice
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<washort@opn> "twisted python.... it's featurrific!"
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<moshez> living is just syntactic sugar.
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<det> glyph: what are you going to do now that UO2 is canceled ?
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<washort> det: take over the world
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<washort> det: same as before
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<det> washort: but thats what he was going to do last night
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<washort> det: glyph is a man of habit
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<washort> who invented this "time zone" crap? everybody should be on IRC at once
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--- washort has changed the topic to: | <-- you must be smarter than this stick to ride the internet
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<Krelin> TwistedPython may, in fact, have both "enterprise" AND "internet" ;)
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<thirmite@efnet> nothing like a pop tart to remind me i live in a first world country
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<glyph> yosomono: in fact, I'll turn this box of Cheese Nips and
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this 3-liter bottle of Mountain Dew into a irc2web interface
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<h3x> actually i have clothes on
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<h3x> believe it or not
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<\broken:#openprojects> geez that tomg bot is in here again
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<\broken:#openprojects> didn't we ban it a couple of times already
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<Yosomono> uh, move zig zamboni to push grandma cats down the stairs to protect her/him from the terrible secret of space, which is that she/he can't skate?
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<washort> o/` once i was the king of spain o/`
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* Acapnotic throws a humble pie at washort
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<bram> the more I get into the art of design, the more I design things like I'm seven years old
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<bram> 'I don't want to do things that way because it's too hard'
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<bram> 'I wanna do it like this because I understand it'
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<bram> 'I'm ignoring that because it's scary'
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<bram> 'I don't want to work with him because he's a poopy-head'
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<bram> 'I don't want to use this because it smells like poo'
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<bram> 'this is no fun any more, I'm going home'
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<cube> Greetings, O Twisted One
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<Forest> Someone please tell me that this thing about P3K and Perl 6 is just a sick April Fool's joke
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<glyph> Forest: what, print>> wasn't a big enough hint?
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* moshez lives to workaround design decisions made by others.
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(-- after just proposing to implement IRC over HTTP via Zope.)
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<idcmp> /msg ry a/s/l
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<glyph> okay, cvs is scaring me
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<det> glyph: when I was 5, when the other children were going as ninjas and dracula, I went as CVS!
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<glyph> det: you should have gone as SCCS
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<det> glyph: you gotta be a little cute to get the candy
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<cube> If you are anal, and you love to be right all the time, C++ gives you a multitude of mostly untimportant details to fret about so you can feel good about yourself for getting them "right", while missing the big picture entirely
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<cube> C++ extends the machine-efficiency requirement all the way up from
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line-by-line implementation into entity abstraction as classes, it
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<glyph> that's why I love IRC
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<glyph> you can't be late for IRC
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<radix> uh oh.
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<radix> 'destroy here' isn't a good idea. :)
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<radix> glyph: the problem with writing a framework for text universe is
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that text adventure authors want to do the craziest shit :)
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<thirmite@efnet> are you jewish?
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<moshez> yes.
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<moshez> be afraid
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<thirmite> btw, e, what are the girls like in .fi?
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<e@ircnet> bipedal, warm blooded, pink skinned, about 1.5-2.0 meters tall
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<dash> jeffk isn't funny, the people who think he's real are funny. :)
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<thirmite> he isn't real?!?
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<cyli> it'd be so cool. i'd feel all l33t and shit
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<dash> if they had neural interfaces to computers, we'd both be dead by now
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<skreech> I declare myself god
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<skreech> the end
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<radix> GenericBoy is no more
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<radix> I killed him, and have taken his place
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<Acapnotic> radix: whadja do with the body?
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<det> Acapnotic: killed in a metophorical sense
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<radix> that's what you think.
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<Acapnotic> What happened to the metaphorical body?
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<det> Acapnotic: the metaphorical body is decaying at the bottom of lake washington
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<radix> that's what he thinks.
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<dnm:#lisp> i'm convinced the core of loop [the Common Lisp facility] is a n-dimensional singularity and
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<radix> I'm an at least somewhat-educated dope fiend
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<jedin> I figured your lasers would be a good impetus to action.
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<glyph> Don't forget about them.
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<glyph> They're hovering, just over your head... where you can't see them. Remember that.
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<jedin> Okay.
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<jedin> Hm. That could be a cool theme for a new breakfast cereal!
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<moshez> glyph: I don't know anything about reality.
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<Acapnotic> There are *many* differences between Texas and yogurt. Texas is drier than yogurt. Texas is larger than any amount of yogurt I've seen in one place at a time. (or ALL the yogurt I've seen at ANY time). Eating Texas would be less enjoyable than eating yogurt.
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<Acapnotic> Texas does not come in eight ounce plastic containers with tinfoil lids. To the best of my knowledge, there is no "fruit on the bottom" version of Texas. Texas is not available in the dairy section of your grocer. Texas does not help fufill your daily dietary requirement of calcium.
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<eAndroid> MAKE YOUR LOGO AL GORE ON A STICK
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<dash> radix: the question is, do you _really_ want to do that? :)
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<radix> no, but I want to make other people do it
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<Rainy-Day> i ascended several times.. once as a tourist without wishes or material transformations
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<radix> dash: Hey, what do you think a good visual aid for a talk on anarcho-capitalism would be?
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<glyph> radix: a gun.
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<glyph> radix: correction: a gun and a big pile of money :)
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<mothra> Most large software projects are disasters. Nothing new there.
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<dash> most large software projects use java or C++. not a coincidence.
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<dash> the program isn't debugged until the last user is dead
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<moshez> glyph: I prefer to think of it as a community project...since not every interface is equal
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<moshez> some interfaces are more equal then others.
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<det> glyph: why not use xml? (only because it is sort of a python standard [dont kill me])
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<LiquidAngle> can you do socket programming with python ?
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<dash> boy can you _ever_
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<spiv> In python, you can, but in Java you can't.
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[ this comment had context, but it's really just axiomatic --ed]
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<faassen> I'm not a python luminary, I just play one on TV. :)
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<h3x> but the point is, i dont have to juggle dlopen() bullshit
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<h3x> because that gets old real fast
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<glyph> shapr-werk: I can't even imagine the hell of having to write java while quitting smoking. I am behind you 100% ;)
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<shapr-werk> glyph: yah, anyone in front of me has already been mauled :-)
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<Krelin> glyph: You have created a powerful solution for which there are no problems. Everyone is impressed, but duly confused.
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<radix> crack! *that's* what I need!
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<glyph> I like writing code that overloads operators in python
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<e> get help
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<Yosomono> rasterman is the millionth monkey
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<solomon> john tesh get out of my head!
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<dash> i want distributed everything
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<dash> yesterday
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<parks> glyph please please dont jump on the P2P XML bandwagon
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<dash> parks: satan will be buying ice skates before glyph does that
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<shapr> this is where I tell you to stop hyperfocussing on bad stuff and think about something nifty like metaclasses or sex
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* itamar loves changing an object's own class at run time
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<snibril> itamar: and you eat little babies, too
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<TQuid> So glyph is a master of the occult as well as the obscure. :)
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<glyph> "What?" "Take the red continuation." "What?" "Take the blue continuation." "Huh?" "Take the red continuation." "What?"...
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* rik cheers for twisted python
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<rik> it's the easiest network coding toolkit I've come across
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<rik> as soon as you have the flash of inspiration as to how it works, you'll not look back
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<dnm> ugh. linear cosmologist fever.
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<e> we have powers that reach beyond the pickle
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<TQuid> "No one expects the python acquisition!"
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<laotse> I'm sorry. I used to be sane. Then I learned Perl and now I'm like this. ;)
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<dash> laotse: that's my excuse too
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<dash> laotse: that, and 4 years of university CS
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<h3x> i get my best programming done in the nude
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<timmy> what is the recommended way to do client sockets in python
|
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<e2d2@ircnet> timmy: a chainsaw! AHAHAHAHA!
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* e2d2@ircnet goes back to sleep
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<Acapnotic> No more doc about twist-dee, needs another page or three...
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<Acapnotic> You call this an application server? This is a slide projector and a bedsheet!
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* Acapnotic is going to have to speak to Bob about this.
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<phed> dash: that's the cool part of system programming, programming half-finished programs, and tell others you're finished
|
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<dash> if i'm going to use an obscure language with poor system integration, it might as well be lisp
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<radix> I feel so special when people quote me
|
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<spiv> dash: so we need to wrap integers... Java does that too, so it can't be that bad ;)
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* dash doesn't know how to respond to that except with physical violence
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<glyph> It's just like a method call, but ON FIRE AND UPSIDE DOWN!!!
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<dash> design patterns in general are just java/c++ crutches
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<dash> which isn't to say they're useless. when your language is crippled you need crutches
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<laotse> Java is the tell me when I've been bad language ;)
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<e> so he is writing a python interpreter in python
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<firegod> dash: is he actually that evil?
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<dash> firegod: for glyph, this is relatively non-evil.
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<gary> btw, my gcc compile line is gcc -o foo foo.o includes.o -lstdcxx is there I can cut that stdcxx out? My executables are like half a meg.
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<glyph> nope
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<glyph> if you didn't want your executables to be huge and slow for no reason, you could stop using c++ :)
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<glyph> the industry average per programmer/day is 10 lines
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<gary> yeah I know. its sorta sad.
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<gary> have you ever wanted to, like, be part of the backstreet boys or something? It would probably make life quite easier. Or at least different.
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[This is what C++ does to your brain, kids. -ed]
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<red_one> PORK IS NOT A VERB.
|
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* shapr reads market speak
|
||
<shapr> Vertical navigation through business domain trees (classification trees).
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<shapr> Horizontal navigation through multidimensional classification trees.
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<shapr> I bet moshe wrote this advertising
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<snibril> glyph: others do secret sex perversities, and you join #c++
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<jumpy> we are the knights who say INT! SHORT! and UNSIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDDDDDDDD LONNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!
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<saint_go@efnet> Why?
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<dash> because C++ is an excellent language for doing slow and late projects in. :)
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<makk@efnet> dash: at least it's good for something. :)
|
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|
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KaraNiSuru: who needs a real live girl when you can get thousands of prettier girls displayed on a gorgeous 1365x768 resolution, 16.7 million color flat-panel plasma tv?
|
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<radix> yeah, I saw that OBSOLETE_base attribute and thought to myself "Maybe glyph already tried this, and found that it sucks"
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<jafo> Our fathers were our models for God. If they bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you.
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<Acapnotic> ... whenever I hear anything in this channel that smacks my brain three feet into kata, chances are that glyph is the one that said it
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<hunter> ... I'm execfile()'ing a file provided by j random sysadmin, so I'm pretty much holding a gun to my head.
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<deeptape> I just got a vision of a version of Gaunlet that pits Pythonistas against an endless horde of C++ and Java zealouts
|
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<deeptape> Red Hacker needs Source, Badly
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--> java (dutkiewicz@91.portland-01-02rs.or.dial-access.att.net) has joined #python
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<java> yes
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<glyph> goodbye, java
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<glyph> hehe, that's surprisingly satisfying to say
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<glyph> dash! dash! he's our man! If he can't do it, we'll make him write in ASP until he dies! bwahahhaha
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<dash> i hate you, milkman glyph
|
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<thirmite> i have <glyph> and <dash> both subbed to the one message: <tpy> $1-
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<glyph> so thirmite
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<glyph> it sounds like you have some issues
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<thirmite> duh i've been hanging around #python for around 4 years
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<thirmite> i have every issue possible
|
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<Acapnotic> glyph: why are you being an asshole and insisting on seven bits instead of eight, anyway?
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<glyph> Acapnotic: because I gave up that bit in exchange for eternal life
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<churchr> XML wasn't invented. It was excreted.
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<faassen> I'm not a PSU agent.
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<thirmite> i *think* i have a girlfriend
|
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<dash> roey: i've got some code you should look at
|
||
<dash> roey: http://twistedmatrix.com/
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<Acapnotic> dash: it's amazing how much you can make "I've got some code you
|
||
should look at" sound like "do you have stairs in your house?"
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<Mike_L> hmm ELF sounds complex =/
|
||
* Mike_L hates file formats
|
||
<Mike_L> i suppose I could just make my bytecode file format based on XML
|
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<glyph> I am *not* a PSU agent.
|
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<dash> glyph: nice people dont name functions "b1282int"
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<jemfinch> I mean, if GNU wants everything to use guile, they should probably make it suck less.
|
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<dash> i feel the power of the confusatron
|
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|
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<Yosomono> [Ying] is a fantastic artist, that's for certain.
|
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<shapr> so, is the twisted crowd moving to Oz?
|
||
<dash> shapr: no. Oz is coming to _us_
|
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<h3x> why dosent someone write a rfc or w3 spec on server push text fields?
|
||
<Acapnotic> look, everybody knows that "push" had it's chance, and it flunked. Pushing failed. Pushing is not the answer.
|
||
<dash> Acapnotic: SHOVING IS THE ANSWER
|
||
<Acapnotic> yes, shoving is the answer. We must have shoving streaming media. "I am the shover transport -- I push the newsfeed down their throats."
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||
<mitiege> dash: where do you go to school?
|
||
<tpck> mitiege: PSU
|
||
<mitiege> tpck: didn't faassen go there too?
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<eihrul> .NET is kinda the quickening
|
||
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|
||
<shapr> we're all CODEpendant.
|
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<robbe@ircnet> AttributeError: CMD
|
||
<robbe@ircnet> what is here the failure?!?
|
||
<radix> robbe: the 'cmd' object doesn't have a member named CMD
|
||
<robbe@ircnet> radix: how i can make it?
|
||
<radix> robbe: set us up the bomb
|
||
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|
||
<M-x> sure, excessive use of the Emacs causes social problems
|
||
<M-x> in understanding the trivial problems other people have
|
||
<M-x> like you see them indenting a whole file of source code manually, or jumping between make output and trying to find the offending line
|
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<dash> "COM Error: Errors occurred"
|
||
* dash attacks ASP with a rusty hacksaw blade
|
||
%
|
||
<lyn:#lisp> making things fast generally seems to involve trading space for time
|
||
<dan`b:#lisp> not so! you're thinking like a typical lisp programer
|
||
<dan`b:#lisp> you can also trade correctness, like any self-respecting C hacker
|
||
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|
||
<shapr> dash: I know Python adds sanity points to me.
|
||
<dash> shapr: reading glyph's code does not
|
||
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||
<tireg> i see the light!!
|
||
<tireg> AND IT BURNS!
|
||
<dash> tireg: welcome to python
|
||
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<Acapnotic> jemfinch: What's to parse? A numeric code, perhaps a chicken, and some arguments
|
||
%
|
||
<Acapnotic> dash: yes, about that, do you have anything besides spam?
|
||
<dash> Acapnotic: got spam, spam, internet, enterprise, and spam
|
||
<dash> Acapnotic: that doesn't got _much_ spam
|
||
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|
||
<itamar> if moshez ever gets into the Python RPG he'll have "different definitions of basic concepts leads to conflicts with everyone" as a disadvantage
|
||
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|
||
<e@ircnet> meikan adsl:n asennus makso sentaan muistaakseni 3000 ja silta
|
||
sedalta meni 10min :)
|
||
<e@ircnet> oops, wrong channel
|
||
<radix> eek
|
||
<radix> scary words
|
||
<dash> radix: ph34r the ph1nn1sh!
|
||
%
|
||
<matsaleh> glyph has been *trying* to bring me up to speed on twisted
|
||
<matsaleh> all I know is that if he gets any smarter i'm in trouble
|
||
<dash> matsaleh: we already are, i think
|
||
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|
||
<moshez> glyph: what's Twisted Matrix Laboratories?
|
||
<dash> moshez: the only enemy the PSU fears
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> scripts are just usually short programs that do a very specific thing
|
||
<radix> that's why a lot of us people who use interpreted languages hate it when someone calls our language a "Scripting language" ;)
|
||
<radix> (I mean, look at Twisted and call it a "script" with a straight face)
|
||
%
|
||
<Afterglow> glyth: what's odd is i keep getting a segfault and i don't know why
|
||
<glyph> Afterglow: are you using C?
|
||
<Afterglow> yes
|
||
<glyph> Afterglow: ah. There's your problem.
|
||
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|
||
<peryklez> should i learn python?
|
||
<moshez> peryklez: no. instead, you should be an anarcho-vegeterian.
|
||
<moshez> peryklez: here, see this channel? Do you ever see us talking about Python? No! Because Python sucks.
|
||
<glyph> peryklez: Yes. You should learn python.
|
||
<glyph> peryklez: Also, stay away from crack cocaine, which moshez is evidently smoking...
|
||
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|
||
<radix> well, running it works well :>
|
||
<glyph> radix: yeah, but don't ask what it does because it'll KILL YOU WITH
|
||
ITS TEETH
|
||
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|
||
<dnm_> Twisted tickles my high-level competent software design and concisely functional code that does something useful which was done poorly elsewhere in comparison bones.
|
||
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|
||
<snibril> radix: i met some _professional_ (or supposed-to-be) admins that had probs even with "ldd"
|
||
<dash> snibril: so, uh.... what did these guys _do_?
|
||
<snibril> dash: ask stupid qs
|
||
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|
||
<e@ircnet> on the internet the concepts of time and space lose meaning
|
||
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|
||
<matsaleh> well, maybe we should evangelize a bit...
|
||
<matsaleh> one thing to do would be to convince some kind of public site - techie oriented - to use twisted in some implementation
|
||
<glyph> any ideas come to mind?
|
||
<matsaleh> start small... google? :)
|
||
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|
||
<radix> I was drinking tea before this job
|
||
%
|
||
<LcModerator:#live> <radix> have you heard of Twisted? Did you know that TwistedMatrix Laboratories is the only feared enemy of the PSU?
|
||
<gvanrossum:#live> radix: I've heard of Twisted and even downloaded his code once, but I couldn't understand one bit of it. Twisted, if you're here, sorry, but that's a fact.
|
||
<gvanrossum:#live> The PSU, of course, doesn't exist.
|
||
<dash:#python> radix: you're a bad, bad boy
|
||
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|
||
<snibril> guido, when will you stop calling python a scripting language? ;)
|
||
%
|
||
<gvanrossum:#live> zilch: I'm a big fan of wxPython [...]
|
||
<radix:#python> I no longer respect that man
|
||
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|
||
<gvanrossum:#live> What afro?
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> jenn: you DONT FEEL LIKE PROGRAMMING? what's WRONG with you??
|
||
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|
||
<Erwin> #python FAQ: How do I build X? A: Wait for twisted.X.
|
||
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|
||
<thirmite> i'm in the psu!
|
||
%
|
||
<e> most people on irc are professional and shit.
|
||
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|
||
<dash> glyph: maybe that'd stop, if we stopped denying that the PSU is real and is actually coordina~~4%~~..~*'#n`+>~~.]
|
||
<-- dash has quit
|
||
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|
||
<rbm> glyph: Now I want to get more to your side of the darkness >:->
|
||
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|
||
* Nafai will vouch for the fact of glyph's being the master of the obscure
|
||
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|
||
<churchr> glyph: So why can't you make that into a database?
|
||
<glyph> churchr: I will set you on fire.
|
||
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|
||
<skreech> I'm gonna kinda miss code red when its gone, my webpage has never gotten this many hits before
|
||
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|
||
<Acapnotic> garble. if I don't find a twisted.spread example soon, I might try to figure out what .spread is supposed to do by looking at the source directly
|
||
<Acapnotic> which would probably be unhealthy
|
||
<dash> Acapnotic: hey! i've been reading the source for the past month! didididididn't bother me at all!
|
||
* dash giggles
|
||
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|
||
<Acapnotic> hmm. I wonder what would happen if you fed .bash_history to megahal and then set that as your shell.
|
||
%
|
||
<thirmite> the pull to IRC is so much less now i have my drivers license
|
||
<dash> thirmite: so why are you telling _us_ that? ;)
|
||
<thirmite> dash: who else am i gonna tell? :)
|
||
%
|
||
<thirmite> faassen: it was on the internet
|
||
<faassen> thirmite: don't use the internet.
|
||
<thirmite> i love the internet
|
||
<h3x> pike, the language of your internet
|
||
<Jii> what's internet?
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> HELP ME SMALL CHILD I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO CREATE A WEB SERVER BUT I HAVE BECOME LOST
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> I *hate* thinking.
|
||
%
|
||
<Acapnotic> Unlike BASIC, Python doesn't have circle-drawing and paint-fill operations either.
|
||
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|
||
* glyph returns
|
||
* rik wonders what glyph returns
|
||
<radix> rik: NOT_DONE_YET
|
||
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|
||
<thirmite> dash: i don't really IRC while drunk *anymore*
|
||
%
|
||
<_pHI_> what is twised.words? and why did i just create an account :) ?
|
||
%
|
||
<churchr> I don't know why you guys want to hurt people.
|
||
<glyph> churchr: money, usually
|
||
<dash> glyph: wow, i can get _paid_ to hurt people?
|
||
<dash> they didn't mention this at Career Day
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> ddent, the man who was born to program in python, but doesn't
|
||
<dash> glyph: you're thinking of his evil twin, "ndent".
|
||
<shapr> Python as Guido and ndent did.
|
||
%
|
||
<shapr> I am an object!
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> you know, if I'm going to develop a massive cult of personality, I need to have a better website
|
||
%
|
||
<Inhibitor> this is commercial software - there are no security holes
|
||
<Inhibitor> not like your crappy open source - written by students - stuff
|
||
<glyph> right, I had forgotten
|
||
%
|
||
<e@ircnet> i have been known to occasionally infact say "internet".
|
||
%
|
||
<Yosomono@efnet> The next version of Shapr 0.96 will have integrated Twisted support.
|
||
%
|
||
<Yosomono@efnet> glyph: the colors! the colors! they're burning my eyes!
|
||
%
|
||
* shapr goes into his a capella techno rendition of "mission impossible"
|
||
<shapr> doodle oooo.... doodlee ooo!!
|
||
<radix> doodlee ooo??
|
||
<radix> I don't remember that part
|
||
<shapr> radix: yah, that's at the beginning
|
||
<bitPoet> radix: that's before the duh-duh-duhduh-duh-duh-duhduh part
|
||
%
|
||
<bram> talking about the engineering of p2p apps is like talking about the engineering of red cars
|
||
%
|
||
<thirmite> well the only way i could think of a girl turning me into a vegetarian is by offering me continous sexual favours, but that wouldn't work on glyph because he has some sort of dignity
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> no land wars in asia or sicilian blood feuds
|
||
<glyph> or threads
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> it's easy to be dogmatic when you're right and everyone else is an idiot
|
||
%
|
||
<e@ircnet> thirmite: we added window manager support to bridgette.
|
||
<thirmite> e: i hope you're drunk
|
||
%
|
||
<e@ircnet> error handling is important, arguing tha silent failure is ok for "production systems" does not alleviate problems when something goes wrong with "production systems" :)
|
||
%
|
||
<h3x> everybody is left of something
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> but one person's identity could have multiple perspectives
|
||
<e@ircnet> multiple perspective disorder
|
||
%
|
||
<e@ircnet> glyph: that would make twisted the most buzzword compliant application server platform known to man!
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> "Fetch me my internet pants."
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> What is programming, if not fighting a world of idiotic design decisions?
|
||
<moshez> And where can you find design decisions more idiotic?
|
||
<glyph> moshez: landscaping
|
||
<moshez> glyph: hmmm......point.
|
||
%
|
||
<eAndroid> Guido has been on crack for a while.
|
||
<eAndroid> I think he bought some cheap stuff, that's all
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> this feels like saving christmas from santa claus
|
||
[on trying to prevent Guido from making python less dynamic]
|
||
%
|
||
<e@ircnet> fwiw writing a sexp parser in virtually any language is easier than learning to use xml libraries for that platform.
|
||
%
|
||
* Blackb|rd has been spoiled by years of C and C++ and the hideous exposition to Java 1.0.2
|
||
<radix> Blackb|rd: not "spoiled", "mentally mutilated"
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> CHECKED IN
|
||
<radix> RUN!
|
||
<glyph> GENERATE CODE!
|
||
* dash runs around in circles screaming, then falls over
|
||
<glyph> INTRODUCE INSTABILITY!
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<glyph> SUDDEN EXIT!
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<adu> i'm a great hacker, but i'm horrible at thinking of things to hack
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<glyph> adu: you are my new best friend
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<dash> wal-mart, purveyor of fine $9.48 chinese keyboards
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<itamar|nyc> think positive thoughst and then cat /dev/urandom > file
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* radix would rather go see glyph than Linus :-)
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<Viiru> radix: Why?
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<dash> radix: you laugh a bit too quickly for someone who's working with a
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<moshez> If I wanted to code with syntax highlighting, I'd just take LSD. 'My, what a green comment'
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<dreid> twisted can do pretty much anything if glyph gets drunk enough
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<deltab> glyph: there's something strangely fitting about being able to "from internet import delay"
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<TQuid> Jesus shit. Is there anything twisted doesn't do, or at least doesn't intend to do?
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<dash> tquid: XML.
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<Acapnotic> What do you get out of writing docstrings if you can't confuse, mislead, and infuriate your audience?
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<gt3> i thought i had mono once for an entire year, turned out it was cuz i was using Perl
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<dash> det: our chief weapons are misinformation and asynchronous networking
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<det> dash: at least you can deliver it at maximum effieciency
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<dash> (breaking encapsulation for fun and profit since 1998!)
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<dash> bask in the rosy glow of my ignorance
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<Tv> So, now there's my way, a simpler way, _and_ the correct way? I'm getting confused.
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<Tv> Back when I was a youngster, there was just my way and the correct way :)
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<Yosomono@efnet> glyph: you're telling me I'm 6 months behind you?
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<Yosomono@efnet> glyph: that makes sense, considering the time lag between film releases in the US and Japan =)
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<Yosomono@efnet> Twisted: Bring Out Yer Dead (Paradigms)
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<Yosomono@efnet> Fuck, what's this world coming to?
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<thirmite> yosomono: obviously something less than good.
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<Tv> Mwahahaa!
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<Tv> I can encode and decode arbitrary ASN.1 structures :)
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<e@ircnet> get help
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<wondr> ever since they moved over to twisted google has seemed a little bit flaky
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<itamar|nyc> twisted is what medusa should've been, I think
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<moshez> glyph: yes, TCP connection forwarder is good.
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<illume> why not twisted.internet.tcp_forwarder then?
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<moshez> illume: because I wanted to use the word "stupid" in code.
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<e2d2@ircnet> internet 6!
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<dash> web in my head get it out get it out
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<radix> yosomono: One of these days, I'm going to actually see what you do
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<Yosomono> radix: You will turn to stone almost immediately
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<mothra> i'm not sexist, women are just a pain in the ass
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<eAndroid> win still has fork though right?
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<jepler> no
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<eAndroid> hmm. no wonder my daemons don't work
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<jedin> Know any good informational/instructional sites on Prolog?
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<glyph> kill yourself now
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<jedin> But I just vacuumed!
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<redoz> 2 years?
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<glyph> redoz: I've been working on twisted for a while
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<redoz> apparantly
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<chrchr> glyph: Most people in this channel haven't even been _alive_ for two years.
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<glyph> BLOCKING OPERATIONS ARE NEVER VALID!
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<glyph> HAVE YOU SET YOUR SOCKET'S BLOCKING FLAG TO ZERO SMALL CHILD??
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<shapr> I've never used a small child as a flag.
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<shapr> not even once.
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<glyph> shapr: MAKE SURE YOU BRING LOTS OF STAPLES!
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<mothra> cars have the same beauty of form as women, without the nagging
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<glyph> mothra: maybe your issues with women stem from that misunderstanding
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<glyph> mothra: to start, women are *soft*, whereas cars are not
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<radix> so are you coming to IPC10?
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<dash> if you, me, moshez, and glyph end up in the same room though, we may
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assemble into a giant robot and lay waste to virginia
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<dash> and that's always inconvenient
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<mbac> would it be foolish of me to wish java banished to the depths of hell and in it's place is python?
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<Rainy-Day> dash: i think you know what it means but for odd reasons make it
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look like you don't :P
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<radix> Rainy-Day: he does that a lot
|
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<radix> :>
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<Rainy-Day> yeah
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<Rainy-Day> it's annoying as hell!
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<dash> Rainy-Day: is it really?
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<Rainy-Day> yep..
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<dash> my plan has succeeded!!
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<bitPoet> all of twisted is probably like 3 lines of apl
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<radix> thirmite: we're not a 3rd world country. =)
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<dash> radix: not this week anyway
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<glyph> let's have some more corporations
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<glyph> then we can absolve all individuals acting on their behalf of
|
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responsibility and collude with the government to steal money!
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<dash> glyph: YES! where do i sign up?
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<glyph> dash: www.microsoft.com, look for "passport"
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<jafo> If java had real garbage-collection, it would delete most programs
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before it executed them.
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<dash> (hacking implies the use of an edged tool, java isn't sharp ;)
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(context: http://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index76.html)
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[glyph] pokey's taste for the cereal reminds me of my own preference for python :-)
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[glyph] "GLYPH THEY ARE USING WOOD GLUE AS AN OBJECT MODEL!"
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[glyph] "I WANT ANOTHER INSTANCE"
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<liiwi> hrmpf. python compared to to perl is like c++ compared to c
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<dash> liiwi: so, which are you implying? that C++ is a good thing, or that
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||
python is a bad thing?
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<dash> liiwi: either way we have to kill you, i think
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<radix> It's gonna take a lot of effort ripping reality apart
|
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<glyph> it's going to be almost as hard to stand idly by while you do so :-)
|
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<radix> I kill you!
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||
<glyph> no, you kill my CODE :-)
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<Rainy-Day> no? jesus was like, love thy neighbour and shit
|
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<spiv> NeuroMorphus: That's not really meaningful, though.
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||
<NeuroMorphus> spiv: it's not a matter of meaning, it's an assignment
|
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<radix> man, Rune better kick ass
|
||
<radix> this demo I'm downloading is *90MB*
|
||
<radix> games are so huge these days
|
||
<radix> In my time a game that filled up a whole 1.4MB diskette was big!
|
||
<Erwin> You know what else I noticed? Today's 21" monitors are bigger than
|
||
yesterday's 14" monitors :)
|
||
<radix> bah :)
|
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<bitPoet> the full name of the enterprise is probably something buzzword-
|
||
compliant like "scalable enterprise java interspacial XML warp drive", it's
|
||
just "enterprise" for short :-)
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<dnm> Someone quote me already.
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<dnm> I'm trying to plithy.
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<skreech> some say there is documentation in them there hills
|
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<Acapnotic> "Required course materials: 1 copy of 'Java and You', an installation of JBuilder+, and a HID vomit-proofing kit for each workstation you will use."
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<glyph> jafo: Are you ircing as you *DRIVE*!?
|
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<dash> glyph: well, duh
|
||
<dash> glyph: cant pull over every time you want to say something
|
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<glyph> h3x: so... you're a professional extortionist?
|
||
<h3x> pretty much
|
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<glyph> h3x: do you offer professional apprenticeships?
|
||
<h3x> i should
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<dash> glyph: gah, you beat me to it
|
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<glyph> dash: So while we're on the subject, are there features you feel the PB protocol lacks at its lowest level that you might find useful?
|
||
<Acapnotic> (Like the "YOU FUCKED UP AN SUBCLASSED THE WRONG THING, MORON!" feature? :)
|
||
<glyph> Acapnotic: If python had decent metaclasses, ViewPoint would scream profanity at you personally, but until that time, I'll have to do it by proxy.
|
||
<glyph> Acapnotic: Do you have a phone in your house? ;-)
|
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<Acapnotic> glyph: Yeah, it's right by the stairs. Why do you ask?
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<itamar> stuouid keyboard hates me
|
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<Nanosecond> And BTW, we taliban guys use Macs. All of us.
|
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<Gand> <sigh> ... first day as a python programer and already I have to start writing my own functions ...
|
||
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<Acapnotic> My computer is playing reggae out of thin air!
|
||
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|
||
<e@ircnet> pcmC0D0c pcmC0D0p pcmC0D1p pcmC0D2c pcmC0D2p
|
||
<glyph> e: are those the lyrics to some weird finnish music?
|
||
<e@ircnet> glyph: not yet
|
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<dash> guess there's a fine line between "tilting at windmills" and "hitting the fan"
|
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<thirmite> what's a web widget??
|
||
<glyph> thirmite: internet on a stick, on fire
|
||
<Acapnotic> with web sauce!
|
||
%
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<thirmite> bea: how are you?
|
||
<bea> thirmite: not bored
|
||
<thirmite> then why are you on IRC? ;)
|
||
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|
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<Acapnotic> something's wrong, none of the tests failed
|
||
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|
||
<Tenshihan> then where does modular programming come from?
|
||
<dash> Tenshihan: the lesser magellanic cloud
|
||
<glyph> dash: the origin of the modular programming technique is classified!
|
||
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<Rugal> Do I have to study something else in order to use twisted? i mean, is
|
||
twisted to python how C++ is to java?
|
||
%
|
||
[Just another night in #Python... -ed]
|
||
* X86BSD-H throws a ball of yarn in front of rik
|
||
* rik watches it bounce past
|
||
* X86BSD-H needs to get a G4 PB
|
||
* dreid beats system-wide fetchmail with a stick
|
||
* rik looks at X86BSD-H
|
||
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|
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<radix> but a year of python programming is like 5 years of C programming
|
||
<radix> because in those 5 years of C programming about 4 of them are dealing
|
||
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<Deep6> oh no! its the lower grade dash!
|
||
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<glyph> dash: let me put it another way -- I will upgrade to 2.2, if for no
|
||
other reason than to bitch on clp.
|
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|
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<det> pokey reminds me of yosomono
|
||
<det> except on drugs
|
||
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|
||
<radix> it's kind of interesting to think about twisted philosophically
|
||
<radix> it's basically a bunch of APIs layered on top of each other
|
||
<radix> each one making a task easier to do
|
||
<dreid> until finally trained monkeys can do it
|
||
<dreid> "Twisted, the framework of a million monkeys with typewriters."
|
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|
||
<radix> rep's just this happy little lisp
|
||
<radix> and CL is the giant living on the mountain
|
||
<radix> rarraa I'm 8MB!
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> man, everyone else has cool programming fathers but me
|
||
<radix> I'm going to be a cool programming father to a kid some day
|
||
<dash> radix: i'm going to have a lot of kids and teach them all to play quake.
|
||
<dash> radix: we'll be the best clan in the state.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> oooh
|
||
<glyph> OOOH
|
||
<radix> oh shit
|
||
<radix> glyph just had an idea
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> It's interesting that people often say "Hey, I'm looking for
|
||
something to work on!"
|
||
<glyph> then someone else says "Glyph's code needs a little help." then
|
||
the original asker says "SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GOD I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT!
|
||
I mean, uh, that's too much work or I'm not good at it. Or something."
|
||
[...]
|
||
<tpck> You want me to read and understand and then rewrite a 795 line
|
||
piece of code that contains doc strings like "WARNING! This source code
|
||
for this method may cause your eyeballs to melt."
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> ok, it's JAVA TIME FOR BOYS AND GIRLS
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> actually, I don't have the patience for java right now
|
||
%
|
||
<sayke> Acapnotic: don't make it twisted-specific
|
||
<dash> sayke: pffft
|
||
<dash> sayke: twisted isn't specific
|
||
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|
||
<tpck> merriam-webster is nothing to me
|
||
%
|
||
<kingkill> glyph: i was under the impression you didn't like twisted
|
||
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|
||
<amien@efnet> ? swing is bad? :)
|
||
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|
||
<e2d2@ircnet> don't use threads :)
|
||
<glyph> e2d2: it's java... you don't really have an option
|
||
<e2d2@ircnet> don't use java :)
|
||
<glyph> e2d2: sage words
|
||
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||
*** Signoff: glyph[Ping timeout for glyph]
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||
*** glyph joined channel #python
|
||
* Nafai wonders if glyph is really there
|
||
<Yosomono> He's never really been "all there"
|
||
<Acapnotic> glyph is never *really* there, but sometimes the probablitiy
|
||
becomes high enough that he influences internet.
|
||
<Yosomono> He's like an electron cloud.
|
||
<Yosomono> You can't really tell where he is at a given moment, just a
|
||
probability.
|
||
<Yosomono> Also, you can't tell both where he is AND how much coding he's
|
||
doing at the same time.
|
||
<Yosomono> This is the Glyphenberg Uncertainty principle
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> I probably shouldn't think of it as an accomplishment that I manage
|
||
to cancel all of my social- and entertainment-oriented engagements on friday
|
||
night so I can work
|
||
%
|
||
<flippo> When programming languages started using four-letter names, APL was
|
||
doomed.
|
||
%
|
||
<datazone> glyph: you are stupid
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> continuations make me want to hurt you, dash
|
||
<dash> continuations made me want to hurt a lot of people
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> you're a pragmatic bastard, dash :)
|
||
%
|
||
<mbac> strange
|
||
<mbac> all my life i've hated object oriented programming
|
||
<mbac> when the problem was simply that i was using C++
|
||
%
|
||
<MoonFallen> how well does twisted work with xml?
|
||
<radix> MoonFallen: PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE JELLY
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> MoonFallen: well, there is a very simple xml-rpc implementation
|
||
<radix> MoonFallen: but we generally don't like to talk about it
|
||
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|
||
<Acapnotic> When you're holding an automatic weapon, a remarkable number of things become your choice.
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> if perl is a swiss army chainsaw, this is a dynamically reconfigurable
|
||
nanosword
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> skreech: hey guess what!
|
||
<skreech> what
|
||
<radix> skreech: exciting night tonight
|
||
<skreech> radix: women?
|
||
<radix> skreech: twisted release! =D
|
||
<skreech> radix: YES!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
<radix> hee hee
|
||
<radix> I know you live for these moments, skreech
|
||
<skreech> VROOOM
|
||
<skreech> Lemme get my Twisted-Release-socks
|
||
<skreech> and noisemakers
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> backinasec,Ibrokemyspacebar
|
||
%
|
||
Let the record show that on Saturday, November 24th 2001, at 8:38 PM UTC,
|
||
Glyph Lefkowitz did speak thusly:
|
||
|
||
"OK. I have a crack-laden idea.
|
||
or perhaps a crack-destroying id
|
||
Deferreds are confusing as hell
|
||
Let's just use threads."
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> I HATE METAPHORS
|
||
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|
||
<dash> wow. this code does something highly entertaining, but nowhere near correct
|
||
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|
||
<skreech> I can feel my brain
|
||
%
|
||
<nikon_> i want to live in a country thats run by beautiful large breasted women
|
||
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|
||
<itamar> def revenueGenerator():
|
||
<itamar> yield cash
|
||
%
|
||
<mothra> one day i want my life to be so automated that getting out of bed will
|
||
be a configuration option
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez_> I love portraying prejudices
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> its only 10:40pm here
|
||
<skreech> everyones going to *sleep?*
|
||
<Intention> I am staying up! There is much to read on the web.
|
||
%
|
||
[in regards to http://www.askemos.org/]
|
||
<glyph> he is *completely* insane :)
|
||
<dash> glyph: yes
|
||
<dash> glyph: i hope he IRCs
|
||
<dash> this seems like a person i could hurl abuse at for hours
|
||
%
|
||
<e2d2@ircnet> verwilst: debugging is easier when you read the error messages :)
|
||
%
|
||
[dreid] i'd like to learn Forth at some point also
|
||
[dash] save it for last
|
||
[dash] forth has the power to destroy minds
|
||
[dreid] sorta the snowcrash of programming languages?
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez_> dash: I'm a very nice man, except in hypothetical situations
|
||
%
|
||
<Intention> Moral: HOORAY FOR PYTHON. IT CAN GET YOU LAID.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> steve: Are you the creator of the Grease(TM) Plan for Internet Success?
|
||
<steve> glpyh: i'm just a vessel for Grease
|
||
%
|
||
<Intention> Twisted did raise me from the dead after two weeks. It is a miracle
|
||
of software engineering.
|
||
%
|
||
<Kuja> Wow twisted can do all that.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> Thain: I think the point is that you'd be hacking C code, not python
|
||
<Thain> but c is easy...what's your point?
|
||
%
|
||
<chrchr> dsmith: Twisted is neat, but unfortunately, it's not object-oriented.
|
||
%
|
||
<datazone> twisted is madness
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> glyph: SUDDEN INTeRNET!!
|
||
%
|
||
<Pahan> hunter2: RedHat is an evil distro of death! How could you not know this?
|
||
<hunter2> Pahan: um, as a former employee and current stockholder, I probably
|
||
didn't know due to brainwashing. :)
|
||
<Pahan> hunter2: Oh.
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> jail time and 50K fines are great marketing tools
|
||
%
|
||
<mcc> My justification for java's existence is "it's not quite as bad as c++"
|
||
%
|
||
Broadcast Message from carmstro@zaibach
|
||
(/dev/pts/21) at 2:24 ...
|
||
|
||
who needs IRC when you can w4llx0r
|
||
%
|
||
* the internet
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> DIE
|
||
%
|
||
* dash holds up his "WILL WRITE PROGRAMS THAT WRITE PROGRAMS THAT WRITE PROGRAMS FOR FOOD" sign
|
||
* Nafai holds up his "WILL FOLLOW AROUND dash TO WRITE PROGRAMS THAT WRITE PROGRAMS" sign
|
||
* Nafai holds up underneath a sign reading "HOPING HE MAY ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING"
|
||
%
|
||
<comatoast> hm, you could join #artois on DALnet if you're interested in making
|
||
a version of C++ that doesn't suck
|
||
<dash> comatoast: uh
|
||
<dash> comatoast: i am experiencing extreme cognitive dissonance
|
||
%
|
||
<resolve> we are the freedom police! you must stop this happyness right now.
|
||
%
|
||
<jafo> I used to hang out with this chick that ran a BBS.
|
||
<jafo> She had a great baud.
|
||
%
|
||
<__funky__> so where's the real python channel?
|
||
%
|
||
<internet> e
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> Actually, they all need for Twisted. They burn for it in the very
|
||
core of their souls, like a vampire's thirst for blood. Programmers NEED
|
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twisted; existance without it is a pale shadow of the righteous glory that
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the Twisted hacker can achieve.
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<chrchr> I'll like anything for money.
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<thirmite_> radix: you dropped out?
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<radix> thirmite: yeah.
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<thirmite_> <GenericBoy> yay i am at college;<radix> #python has made me cynical
|
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i hate life
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<sayke> dash: i wasn't sure what to call the system daemon/service/kernel
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module/things, so i called them "gods" and made them into a pantheon. i
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then made a creation myth as a metaphor for the system boot process, which
|
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i combined with a programming-as-magik analogy to form a user interface
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vocabulary roughly reminiscent of, well, crowleyian wizardry.
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<dash> sayke: you are a special and unique person
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<itamar> I want to kill someone
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<glyph> Why?
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<itamar> java
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<moshez> "I give thy soul to the gods of the web, may they take this offering and grant us sane protocols"
|
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<moshez> the only reason to get a life is to get a girl
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<moshez> I'm hoping to get a girl without the seemingly mandatory life thing
|
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<itamar> yeah? how?
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<moshez> itamar: no specific plans
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<moshez> just random hopes ;-)
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<Intention> KRIS KROSS'LL MAKE YOU LONGJMP SETJMP
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<glyph> You should want me dead, you'll get all my stuff.
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<cyli> I don't want you dead -- I get all your stuff anyway.
|
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<thirmite_> if you had 100k to spend on an engine why would you make a game? :)
|
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<radix> thirmite: so you can make a million dollars off of it
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<thirmite_> radix: i'd still rather buy a dedicated server in the US that did
|
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nothing but email dash spam on c++
|
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<dash> i remember those days.
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<dash> the world was cold and without hope....
|
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<dash> twisted had not been released yet.
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* dash feels the idea "3d postgres-db visualisation with twisted, pyopengl, and pygame" waft through his brain
|
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<glyph> dash: uh-oh, you've caught the asbahr wave
|
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<itamar> who is megahal?
|
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<itamar> does he do bar-mitzvahs?
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<radix> I'm fighting a huge cat with breasts
|
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<spiv> radix: Congratulations. I think.
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<e> i have trouble imagining how you fight with breasts
|
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<sayke> i moved left, [the cow] moved left. i moved right, [the cow] moved
|
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right. i yelled "WHY ARE YOU IN MY WAY? MOVE!!", and waited a second for it to
|
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concoct a reply. when none was forthcoming, i dropped into stance and kicked
|
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it in the nose.
|
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<dash> i can think of ways to do it but they're mostly evil. what are you doing?
|
||
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<thirmite> i want one of those jobs where you get people out of cults
|
||
- pause -
|
||
<thirmite> by blowing up cult headquarters
|
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<glyph> I love the fact that there's apparently a text-based Tribes-2 deathmatch going on interspersed with the argument though.
|
||
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|
||
<Darkvise> I guess you could say that Windows and Linux are like two different chicks. Windows gets along with most people and it knows how to party but she's been with so many guys that you dont know what virus she might be carrying, and Linux could be some nerdy chick who may not seem that attractive on the outside but she's not shallow and braindead like Windows.
|
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<tenth> One of our prospective clients has been asking about using MSSQL for his database
|
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<tenth> He can use whatever he wants. MSSQL just isn't currently supported. (So if it wakes him up in the dark hours of the morning with shrill, piping calls and cries of "Yig! Yig!" and immerses him in sanity-shattering cosmic horror, which MSSQL 6.7 has been known to do, he can't call tech support about it.)
|
||
<tenth> "Okay... What version of BusinessMind are you using? Good... okay, what database are you using? Hmm... Well, what does it say at the top of the window? Is it a red border, or a blue border, or a shimmering band of tones and shades seeming only barely within the reach of human eyes, both confusing and terrible to look upon? Colour Out Of Space? yeah, sorry, we don't support that one. You should get MySQL."
|
||
<glyph> Warning! Kill songs unsung while still unheard [y/N]?
|
||
<tenth> "Please enter the number of songs you wish to kill (up to the maximum displayed next to the field) and click the Yellow Sign to continue."
|
||
<tenth> BusinessMind For Those Who Cannot Be Named
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> *whew*
|
||
<glyph> took the call and emerged testicles intact.
|
||
* dash points out to glyph, needlessly, that he has issues
|
||
<radix> dash: I think they're calling them "women" these days
|
||
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|
||
<johs> Oh, please. Threads ownz j00.
|
||
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|
||
<ThreeSeas> maybe it's be easier if I used te metaphor of the matrix characters?
|
||
<dash> ThreeSeas: no
|
||
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|
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<chrchr> radix: A software engineer is somebody who can extend a system without reading any code.
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> funny. I'm looking at twistedmatrix.com right now and the most recent
|
||
version is still 0.13.0
|
||
<radix> :P
|
||
<radix> glyph: find a QOTR
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> dash: Isn't "efficiency" supposed to be your department? :)
|
||
<dash> glyph: "crack" is my department.
|
||
* radix gets depressed because his department is "bitch"
|
||
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|
||
<radix> What the hell was I thinking?
|
||
<dash> radix: get used to that feeling
|
||
<dash> that feeling is called "design" ;)
|
||
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|
||
<Nafai> Wait. I think I got it to work!
|
||
<Nafai> YAY
|
||
<Nafai> w00t!
|
||
<Nafai> Houston, we have a contact manager!
|
||
<glyph> Nafai: austin.
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> two more webmonkey days, and then I'm off to the USA
|
||
* shapr hands a web-banana to itamar
|
||
<desaster@ircnet> my god, the banana is full of ads
|
||
%
|
||
<cheeser> i think the general method of developing address books is to write a random number generator and use that as input for any decision making.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> e: look upon my work, o kings, and despair!
|
||
* e@ircnet viewcvs'es
|
||
<glyph> e: aren't you going to "viewcvs and despair"? ;)
|
||
<e@ircnet> i will despair once i see it.
|
||
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|
||
<e@ircnet> when i die i want to be dried into a scary looking dried up corpse and be used to scare young children
|
||
%
|
||
<Acapnotic> he just logged the fact that he got r3wt0rz3d
|
||
<radix> he's on windows
|
||
<radix> it comes pre-rewted
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> we should lock z3p up in a protocol factory
|
||
<z3p> self.factory.stopFactory(); self.factory.letMeEscape()
|
||
%
|
||
<pjarks> today is a good day to install zope
|
||
%
|
||
<faassen> I mean, geez, the guy thinks there is a conspiracy of programmers! a conspiracy
|
||
related to programming!!
|
||
<faassen> who'd have ever thought of that? :)
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> I am just the bombest dude in the world
|
||
%
|
||
"Alarm Sounds Like" -- Whoop Whoop
|
||
%
|
||
<noa> did anyone cause the alarm to go off just to see what it sounds like?
|
||
%
|
||
<ZC-Matt> You you *can* take an unwrapped object and stash it in a C module, poised to leap out at any unsuspecting transaction that wanders by.
|
||
<zigg> ooo, above my head.
|
||
<JimFulton> mine too. ;)
|
||
%
|
||
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to dash
|
||
<dash> magc35us: you've got 30 seconds to be witty, relevant, or at least apologetic
|
||
%
|
||
<Intention> How EXACTLY are cameras used to keep planes from hitting skyscrapers? Do they have laser attatchments?
|
||
%
|
||
<draukuWORK> moshez, i signed the zope contributors agreement today... there goes my first born
|
||
<draukuWORK> or any first born i may borrow
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> glyph: go to #lisp and ask about relative pathnames. :)
|
||
<chrchr> dash: Don't make him do that.
|
||
<dash> chrchr: he knows better
|
||
%
|
||
<Nafai> What to do, what to do.
|
||
<Nafai> No class at all next week!
|
||
* glyph gets the "documentation" hat and starts running after Nafai
|
||
<Nafai> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|
||
* Nafai jumps on the snowboard and takes off
|
||
%
|
||
<resolve> hah! java is the jerry springer of computer languages
|
||
%
|
||
<matju> chrchr: the web will allow us to metaparadigmatically outpace
|
||
innovation beyond the future
|
||
<matju> chrchr: that's why it's so revolutionary
|
||
%
|
||
--- shapr is now known as world
|
||
<world> hello
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> so we need to target this website to three groups -- end users, corporate shills, and open source developers
|
||
<dash> and unfortunately JavaScript is not advanced enough to determine which is which.
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> I think there's a rather large difference between a stale twinkie and a kernel swap daemon
|
||
%
|
||
<stranger> ok i think i need a polymorphic language with continuations and closures to write this properly
|
||
<stranger> should I give up and implement in C?
|
||
%
|
||
<yosomono> When I was done with my first test gtk app using twisted, my first thought was "is that it?"
|
||
%
|
||
<thirmite> srbaker: www.twistedmatrix.com - a framework for building
|
||
asynchronous network based apps
|
||
<dreid> in other words, doing cool stuff with little work and even less
|
||
documentation
|
||
[*ahem*, hopefully not for long --ed]
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> if you've ever dealt with MS, it's like dealing with ... well, germany.
|
||
<glyph> it's big and not everybody agrees on everything
|
||
%
|
||
* skreech runs mothra over in his shrike.
|
||
* dreid rushes to an inventory station and grabs a sniper rifle
|
||
<resolve> hey skreech, i just went and made myself some lunch, and you're still doing that. :) i think it's time to stop
|
||
%
|
||
* stampy tosses a fruitcake mortar skreech's way
|
||
<skreech> NOT FRUITCAKE
|
||
* stampy sprays skreech with napalm eggnog
|
||
* skreech loses control of his shrike.
|
||
<skreech> MY EYES
|
||
* skreech ejects
|
||
<glyph> dash: it's a performance art version of t2, I think
|
||
%
|
||
* dreid hands skreech a chaingun and dash a spinfuser
|
||
* skreech jumps and jets.
|
||
* Novas007 picks up a mortar
|
||
* dash tries to work out which end to hold
|
||
<skreech> dash: raaaatatatatatatatatata
|
||
* moshez gets a radioactive spider to bite him
|
||
<moshez> yay! I have spider-powers
|
||
* Novas007 flies up to the nearest high place and begins raining mortars down
|
||
<dreid> hah
|
||
* skreech blows up.
|
||
* moshez uses his spider powers to help human kind.
|
||
<skreech> Shazbot!
|
||
<dreid> "damn lag!"
|
||
%
|
||
--- dash has changed the topic to: from enemy_base import flag
|
||
%
|
||
* skreech throws a satchel charge in the middle of the channel.
|
||
* dreid hides behind a generator
|
||
<skreech> lets argue.
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> THE SENSOR NETWORK IS DOWN
|
||
* skreech pilots his shrike into the side of #python
|
||
%
|
||
* dreid fires his spinfuser at skreech
|
||
<skreech> BAM!! Glyph's body flys across the map after being hit by skreech's shrike going 355kph!
|
||
* skreech avoids various heat seaking missiles launched by mothra.
|
||
<skreech> dreid's disc hits skreech's shrike and sits it veering into a hill.
|
||
<skreech> Nooooo!
|
||
* skreech 's shrike flips upside down.
|
||
<skreech> EJECT EJECT
|
||
* skreech 's shrike explodes in a fiery ballness of flame.
|
||
* dreid starts saturation bombing of the area where skreech's shrike crashed
|
||
<skreech> AAAAA
|
||
* skreech dies.
|
||
<dreid> skreech: :)
|
||
<dreid> gg
|
||
%
|
||
<Acapnotic> Ooh, I just figured out what my first twisted.reality creation will be.
|
||
<dash> Acapnotic: oh?
|
||
<Acapnotic> "Being Glyph Lefkowitz"
|
||
%
|
||
* Intention enjoys very much being able to keep programs, editors, photo editors, and games runing for a week or more at a time without fucking up or crashing or making everything else slow. God bless younicks.
|
||
<Intention> I never had even concieved of forgetting that programs were running until unix. Now it is like.. erm..
|
||
%
|
||
<spiv> Apparently my company used to be a Linux company, many years ago.
|
||
<spiv> The website consisted of Perl CGI scripts serving stock data.
|
||
<spiv> We moved to Windows because someone couldn't figure out how to give our customers case-insenstive website logins.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> glyph: so, tell us about the trip!
|
||
<radix> did you have fun?
|
||
<glyph> radix: It was awesome. Sin is the best thing ever!
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> xihr: while moshez is indeed completely insane, he's not much of an ass-talker
|
||
%
|
||
<fooz> oh, mozart is "write once run anywhere" like java
|
||
<fooz> that means it probably won't work on any platform I care about
|
||
%
|
||
<liiwi> moshez: gotta squish radix to do 0.15.5 soon
|
||
(oh, my god, it's spreading - Ed.)
|
||
%
|
||
<Aardappel> this "I hate c++" is so old
|
||
<dash> it's as old as C++, yes
|
||
%
|
||
<Blue> glyph: USE TWISTED
|
||
%
|
||
--> moshez (~moshez@p9.j3.actcom.co.il) has joined #python
|
||
<itamar> look, it's moses!
|
||
--- ameoba is now known as redC
|
||
* redC parts
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> Lesson of the day: you can't test the win32 event loop if you're not running the win32 event loop
|
||
%
|
||
<Yosomono@efnet> radix: It looks pretty disturbing when you see a bunch of people beating the shit out of a leprechaun who has arrows sticking out of his head
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> I am tasting the pepperoni-pizza-combo flavored taste of independence.
|
||
<matsaleh> don't let it go to your head
|
||
<glyph> well, I still have a very strong sense of "I could crash into any of these objects at any time"
|
||
<glyph> I figure as long as I hang on to that really tightly, I'll be OK
|
||
<matsaleh> probably a good plan
|
||
<matsaleh> one word of advice tho
|
||
<matsaleh> don't drive for at least 1 hr after playing any FPS
|
||
<matsaleh> everything looks like a power up
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> twistedmatrix.com looks a lot different in netscape than it does in links
|
||
<exarkun> I suddenly have a much higher opinion of twisted
|
||
<exarkun> before I thought it was all garbage. now it is all garbage with a great web page
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> ViperCA: you can make good websites without doing stupid shit, you know. :-)
|
||
%
|
||
<Pahan> foot.get_owner's_gun_through_obscure_meta_tricks.shoot(self)
|
||
%
|
||
<TheJester> .seen god
|
||
<xena> God seen changing nickname to God_|Away|PersecutingAtheists ~ 52 day(s) 4 hr(s) 32 min(s) 58 sec(s) ago
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> we're ripe for a syndicalist-anarchist revolution ;)
|
||
<radix> yay!
|
||
<radix> do you guys have a lot of those?
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> the sysadmin of the future is going to know twisted-shelling like the back of his hand
|
||
%
|
||
<Donatien_Alphonse> :) no promises - the truth may be a star, but we have a
|
||
proper motion relative to it. Oneof my favorite quoites - a wise man I knew
|
||
once said "Honor is truth in motion."
|
||
<glyph> Donatien_Alphonse: A wise man I once new said "I invented the hippo!"
|
||
It's not always best to live by the words of wise men.
|
||
<stranger> Donatien_Alphonse: i'm beginning to think wise men should keep
|
||
their traps shut :)
|
||
%
|
||
<Intention> Java and Squeak are sort of similar. They are both superdynamico and have their own widgety things and run in a VM. [Squeak] has way more colors though.
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> no matter what, when I come back to my #twisted window theres always 'squish' somewhere
|
||
%
|
||
<red_one> hm
|
||
<red_one> is there a python that's statically typed?
|
||
<exarkun> red_one: the south american red python is of static type
|
||
%
|
||
* StevenK starts to plot a drive to Belgium, but gets stuck.
|
||
<StevenK> Damn ocean.
|
||
* moshez starts to plot a drive to Belgium, but gets stuck.
|
||
<moshez> Damn arabs.
|
||
%
|
||
<Intention> radix: Once upon a time, I truly GOT C++. This profound body of
|
||
knowledge was so complex, it formed a separate personality in my head just to
|
||
DEAL with the complexity without killing me. So every once in a while, when truly
|
||
troubled, I flip to that personality. When I come back, I have no idea what
|
||
happened. It's NIRVANA.
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> dash: you should go back for completions of logic...
|
||
* dash points at his shirt
|
||
<dash> "AUBURN GRADUATE (PAID)"
|
||
<dash> i've done all the learning i'm ever going to do
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> Nafai: I once met a girl on a bus. She told me her name was Li. I proved to her Aleph null is less then 2 to the Aleph null. She gave me her phone #.
|
||
<itamar> what does her name have to do with it?
|
||
<moshez> itamar: Lie groups.
|
||
%
|
||
<d1ver> python programmers?! it's not even a computer language - it doesn't even support proper tail recursion!
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> radix: apparantly, in stories, chinese ISPs have responded to being blocked by the rest of the world with "take block off"
|
||
<skreech> take off every block for great justice!
|
||
<skreech> someone set up us the packet filter
|
||
<skreech> <zig>
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> BardCat: so. what's communism?
|
||
<BardCat> dash: It's when a boy and a girl love each other, and then there is a cabbage and a baby!
|
||
<dash> BardCat: wait
|
||
<dash> BardCat: i thought that was syndicalism
|
||
%
|
||
<gt3> perlsucks?yes:wtf_yes_it_does;
|
||
%
|
||
<hmmm-@efnet> sitting here seeing stuff like <ry> <exarkun@opn> really makes me feel like a minion talking to his gods :P
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> blag
|
||
<dash> let's finish all this 'twisted' crap so we can write some fun stuff
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> WTF. The sf.net skill profile does not have a skill for "molecular biology"
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> moshez: you aren't making sense now
|
||
<moshez> dash: *now*? I'm not making sense *now*?
|
||
%
|
||
<stranger> Hey! I've got an idea: <byte><bit value=1/><bit value=0/><bit value=0/>....</byte>
|
||
%
|
||
<etcha@efnet> btw whats ry>? is it a kind of irc gateway?
|
||
<e@ircnet> it's a bit like a mind flayer, except it also relays messages.
|
||
%
|
||
<Pahan> Damn, I threw a horrible insult, and got no wise-ass retorts.
|
||
<sayke> Pahan: i was just going to say "ask me about my apathy"
|
||
<dash> sayke: he doesn't care about your apathy.
|
||
%
|
||
<shapr> man I had a radix quality dream
|
||
<shapr> it was about this guy who found a dinosaur preserved in ice, and removed its stomach, and surgically altered the stomach to be able to survive in lake awter by itself
|
||
%
|
||
<gt3> i had a dream guido really did get hit by a bus
|
||
<jafo> :-(
|
||
<jafo> He's a nice guy.
|
||
<gt3> then somehow twisted came standard with it after dash took over
|
||
<gt3> he seems nice
|
||
<gt3> but nice doesn't stop a bus
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> How do I keep people from reading my Perl code? Oh wait. Ha ha!
|
||
%
|
||
<Acapnotic> I care not for your somnable teeth. I wish only to master the multipart/form-data
|
||
%
|
||
<Tenshihan> why do drugs make us commit so many crimes?!
|
||
%
|
||
<gt3> programming should be an adventure, those damn college courses make it so its like yer joining the navy seals so you can work at sea world as a whale feeder
|
||
%
|
||
<Jii> "internet with python" spells twisted
|
||
%
|
||
<Qelf> Did you doods find it hard when you 1st started?
|
||
<dash> Qelf: well sure
|
||
<dash> Qelf: in fact i would characterise my programming education as being in a state of near-permanent confusion
|
||
%
|
||
<ElectricElf> infinity: M-x font-lock-mode
|
||
<ElectricElf> infinity: You can set it do be on by default, but that requires
|
||
editing a file somewhere and I can't remember which nor what to
|
||
add ;)
|
||
%
|
||
<shapr> so, where do I buy stock in glyph? ;)
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* hmh looks at unmime.c in fetchmail and cries in agony
|
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<moshez> hmh: eh? what would a fucking MAIL DOWNLOADER be doing with mime?
|
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<hmh> moshez: being too fucking smart for its own good.
|
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<hmh> moshez: in a very dumb way, too.
|
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<radix> I can switch screens like none other!
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<radix> look! I just switched!
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<radix> and again!
|
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<radix> wee!
|
||
<itamar> wow
|
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<itamar> I no longer feel bored
|
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<itamar> compared to you, my life *scintillates*
|
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<glyph> yo ho ho and a bottle of internet
|
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<kosh#zope> sorry no games are worth what xp costs in terms of the freedoms removed
|
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<Nafai> Dang. sendmail ain't working all the sudden
|
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<exarkun> "all of a sudden"?
|
||
<exarkun> Nafai: where have you been for the last decade?
|
||
%
|
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<dash> the primary function of the human brain is to make witty remarks on irc
|
||
%
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<radix> i've gotta move to one of those socialist countries and become a school-bum like princepsz
|
||
<HappyFool> please. 'professional student', not 'school-bum'
|
||
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|
||
<radix> Like, imagine sitting around with your Marine buddies in your transport spaceship, going to Mars, getting rowdied up for the battle with the space aliens
|
||
<radix> and then you get there and a thousand marines pour out of the ships and meet a horde of 10,000 imps
|
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<dash> radix: AND YOUR FRAMERATE GOES IN THE TOILET
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<exarkun> crack attack is life
|
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|
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<flippo> I was reading a book about C++ templates today, then I glanced at a preview of the Python cookbook, and I thought my ears would explode from the change in pressure.
|
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<glyph> skreech: you think "Acquireable" is hard to spell? ;-)
|
||
[ed: dict acquireable]
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<faassen> moshez: consistency's hobgoblin has a little mind!
|
||
* dash dubs moshez "consistency's hobgoblin"
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<Overfiend> bwa ha ha ha ha
|
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<Overfiend> 03:28AM|<moshez> what I like about Manoj is his desire for
|
||
simple and small solutions. like EMACS. or dvt.
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<Overfiend> 03:29AM|<Manoj> well, dvt was _supposed_ to be simple
|
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<Overfiend> 03:29AM|<Manoj> it only took 2 weeks to write
|
||
<Overfiend> that's just a classic exchange
|
||
<Overfiend> "Well, it's really quite simple if you conceive of it as a
|
||
partially bounded n-dimensional manifold where n is the factorial
|
||
of the number of ballot options"
|
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|
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<TQuid> Twisted blows my mind so severely I want desperately to do
|
||
something with it, yet I don't know what.
|
||
<TQuid> You read about it and it's like "twisted will shortly assassinate
|
||
Bill Gates, reformulate intellectual property law to make both BSD and GNU
|
||
fanatics happy, and also make you a nice grilled-cheese sandwich."
|
||
%
|
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<hmh> moshez: I know ESR thinks he is a god of sex, and I know his signal
|
||
handling code says otherwise...
|
||
%
|
||
<II-V-I> subliminal message: python is good
|
||
<Yosomono@efnet> subliminal retort: damn good
|
||
<sun> subliminal antagonism: have you tried Ruby?
|
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|
||
<spiv> Imar: Saying "php is good because it is better than C" is like saying "maiming is good because it is better than severe maiming with shrapnel and burning oil".
|
||
%
|
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<radix> why do i hang out with you geeks ;)
|
||
<dash> radix: the money, the power, the chicks
|
||
<radix> YES
|
||
<radix> :)
|
||
<dash> the self-delusion
|
||
%
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<iLLf8d> hey all how can I get more info from python exceptions?
|
||
<gt3> play good cop/bad cop
|
||
%
|
||
<stranger> too much lag. going to pub.
|
||
*** stranger is now known as stranger[pub]
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> how was the [censor]?
|
||
<radix> oh.
|
||
* radix pats his trusty Secure-o-matic.
|
||
<glyph> radix: Terrific! [censored] was there, and so was [censored]. We built a [CENSORED] and used it to target
|
||
<glyph> [INFORMATION QUOTA EXCEEDED]
|
||
<radix> whoah there, buddy.
|
||
<glyph> Erase is delete.
|
||
<glyph> Kill is control-U (^U).
|
||
<glyph> Interrupt is control-C (^C).
|
||
<glyph> Ahem
|
||
<glyph> right. So, it went well.
|
||
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|
||
<schirkaan> and i thought distro wars where over a long time ago ;)
|
||
<radix> schirkaan: are you new to IRC? :)
|
||
%
|
||
<wiggy> for some reason the drugs aren't working today
|
||
*** wiggy is ~wichert@cabal.xs4all.nl (Wichert Akkerman)
|
||
%
|
||
You may think I'm uncooperative, but perhaps I'm just stupid.
|
||
Bye,
|
||
Mike
|
||
--
|
||
|=| Michael Piefel
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> If MS had bought Nintendo then Pikachu could be an MS Office Assistent.
|
||
<shapr> paperclippachu, irritation attack!
|
||
<shapr> paperclippachu, window close immunity!
|
||
%
|
||
<aj> Tv: it's been around for ages, but never got put in the mainline cgi's
|
||
(doogie saw some bright and shiny and got distracted...)
|
||
%
|
||
<SteveA> I want a new builtin type for Python 2.3: zenbool
|
||
<SteveA> It is like the new bool type, but has three possible values: True, False and Mu
|
||
%
|
||
<aj> willy: so the question is, do i want to try my luck with another willy
|
||
upload? do i feel lucky? well, do i, punk?
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> kill guard
|
||
<skreech> drink potion
|
||
<skreech> [lag]
|
||
<skreech> ...
|
||
<skreech> YOU MISSED GUARD HITS YOU MISSED GUARD HITS YOU MISSED GUARD HITS
|
||
<skreech> You can't do that when you're dead.
|
||
%
|
||
<rc> I'm making a game called Tycoon Tycoon. It simulates competing software companies making 'Tycoon' games.
|
||
%
|
||
<faassen> "Hey I could speak in Slashdot messages only" An interesting
|
||
experiment.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> So...
|
||
<glyph> XML.
|
||
*** Quits: dash:#twisted [washort@d136.narrowgate.net] (Read error: 113 (No route to host))
|
||
<glyph> Wow... just _saying_ it makes him disappear
|
||
%
|
||
<Overfiend> Eric Raymond got frustrated because his code wasn't getting
|
||
merged, and it wasn't helping him out with the chicks who only
|
||
give blow jobs to people whose code actually makes it into the
|
||
kernel.
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> a famous evil genius is a dead evil genius
|
||
<dash> unless you've got a robot army or something
|
||
<dash> and mine's on back order
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> you know what causes most evilness? the WEB
|
||
%
|
||
<spiv> My life is a sequence of blissful sleeps interspersed by bits between sleeping (most people call those bits "days").
|
||
<spiv> I live for sleeping.
|
||
<spiv> It's like my natural, base state of being. The Aristotlean ideal of me is me sleeping.
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> [in XMLRPC] the header saying you *used* compression is as long as the banana packet
|
||
%
|
||
[ 23:07:38 ] <glyph> DeepTape: Are you familiar with the Time Cube?
|
||
[ 23:08:06 ] <DeepTape> glyph: is that a comic?
|
||
[ 23:08:13 ] <dash> DeepTape: not.... exactly
|
||
%
|
||
<cyli> Your minions are like the little elves, or trolls, who make shoes.
|
||
Except, not really shoes: internet.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> there are stick men!!!
|
||
<dash> yes
|
||
<dash> uml has stick men
|
||
<radix> I LOVE UML!!!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> get thee down, be thou funky
|
||
%
|
||
<thirmite> the novelty has worn off and i once again need heroin.
|
||
%
|
||
<thirmite> some would argue radix on crack is a different person!!
|
||
<exarkun> thirmite: some would argue that radix _not_ on crack is a different person
|
||
<demoncrat> some might argue radix on crack is two different people
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> and the rexec'd code would run in a thread, and could use a Bastion to frob a PB reference synchronously
|
||
<radix> here comes the crack, fellas
|
||
%
|
||
<adiabatic> Every day you stay awake too long God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
|
||
%
|
||
<o2s@ircnet> its nott the size that matters but the code
|
||
%
|
||
<Nafai> After I do some preliminary testing, I will soon be using Twisted towards commericial purposes
|
||
<Aco> like what?
|
||
* exarkun crosses his fingers and hopes for microlaser brain surgery hardware control.
|
||
<exarkun> Twisted: The Framework That's Cutting Up Your Brain
|
||
%
|
||
<sayke> "your mission, sayke, should you choose to accept it, is as follows: define r(n, b[n], x, u); where r() is reality's iteration definition rule function, n is
|
||
the number of dimensions, b[n] is the boundry size (in each dimension) of the automata, x is the number of cell states, and u is the state of the universe, last
|
||
iteration."
|
||
<radix> sayke: use Twisted!
|
||
%
|
||
* moshez kills dash and eats him
|
||
<krz> You feel jumpy.
|
||
%
|
||
<ameoba> now that everything is an object, I'm afraid you'll have to return those integers until we can verify your credit.
|
||
%
|
||
<faassen> I created it. but I'm not *responsible* :)
|
||
<faassen> it started lurching around by itself..
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> I dont even take a lot of whats on IRC to _brain_ much less to heart.
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> javadoc is a cold and demanding master
|
||
%
|
||
* itamar looks out the window at the view and cheers up
|
||
<itamar> nothing like a peanut factory to remind you how good life is
|
||
[...]
|
||
<itamar> there's a peanut factory next to the office, and that's what I see
|
||
<itamar> great big peanut containers, towering above me
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> itamar: we should set up a really nasty looking demo with emacs and java and pb all talking to each other
|
||
* glyph ponders code-generation-based support for PB in C++
|
||
<glyph> OK, I am guessing that dull pain behind my eyes means I should stop thinking
|
||
%
|
||
[re: emacs/PB, and the implementation thereof]
|
||
<glyph> LEXICAL-LET is cool, I don't care how it works. I don't _want_ to know how it
|
||
works. And now I have an appreciation for why I should never, ever change PB
|
||
again :)
|
||
%
|
||
<aj> mstone: the raving lunatic camp rarely manages to
|
||
implement stuff +effectively, so they follow the people who can... </aj's
|
||
theory of life, the +universe and everything>
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> web
|
||
<itamar> web?
|
||
<glyph> skreech: INTAR-web.
|
||
<skreech> .org
|
||
%
|
||
<shapr> itamar: I've heard jdk1.4 is using a modified version of the mach kernel...
|
||
<itamar> hahahahah
|
||
<itamar> you're kidding, I hope
|
||
<shapr> itamar: see, YOU'RE NOT SURE
|
||
%
|
||
<ameoba> print "\n".join(["".join([(lambda n, f=lambda c : "\033[%dm#"%c: f(n=='0' and 30 or n=='1' and 33 or n=='2' and 35 or n=='3' and 31 or n=='4' and 34 or n=='5' and 32 or n=='6' and 37))(char) for char in line]) for line in ["%06d"%x for x in [1002,31502,314233,314251,131152,314214,411531,234562,152212]]])
|
||
<ameoba> ex : it's a diagram of a crack-attack board +)
|
||
<ameoba> 'cuz I can't dcc shit to shapr while he's behind that firewall +)
|
||
%
|
||
<__del__> is there a special method a class can implement if it does its own garbage collection?
|
||
--- __del__ is now known as gc
|
||
* gc collects himslef
|
||
<-- gc has kicked gc from #zope (gc)
|
||
%
|
||
"Much like in the world of Frisbee, new game developers and game
|
||
development companies should never make a statement with more predictive
|
||
power than "Watch this!" "
|
||
- Glyph
|
||
%
|
||
Brian Crowder: It's both relevant and terrifying at the same time.
|
||
Glyph: That's the best kind of relevant.
|
||
Matt Walker: Yes, but it's the worst kind of terrifying.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: The issue with globals is that they make resource management nearly impossible.
|
||
<exarkun> glyph: why kind of resources?
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: memory, disk, process time.
|
||
<exarkun> glyph: I don't see how...
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: Well, let's start with a hypothetical world with twenty billion obje[Out of memory error: server stopped]
|
||
%
|
||
* moshez decides to call himself GNU/Moshez
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> (#%&@$@
|
||
<shapr> perl? or lisp?
|
||
%
|
||
<noa> "let sleeping dongs lie"
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> moshez: see? xml makes people happy.
|
||
%
|
||
<resolve> we live in a world where some people get their jollies having sex
|
||
with dead people - i don't think the notion of windows supporters
|
||
is entirely inconceivable
|
||
%
|
||
<ameoba> isn't a latvia part of the female genitalia?
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> blargchoo
|
||
%
|
||
<Yosomono@efnet> premature optimization is like that other "premature" thing, messy and embarrassing
|
||
%
|
||
<SteveA> I just had a very odd phone call
|
||
<SteveA> from a researcher with the french TV station "TF1"
|
||
<SteveA> asking about inflatable football referees
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> english am dumb
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> i believe my monitor just blanked out
|
||
<sjj> i hope i'm in the IRC window ;)
|
||
<skreech> sjj: no use telling you 'yes'
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> careful with that syntax, eugene
|
||
%
|
||
<VladDrac> does it [Twisted - ed] make my penis grow?
|
||
<shapr> if so, you better be careful how many people run Twisted all at once.
|
||
<shapr> you could die of blood loss.
|
||
%
|
||
<shapr> in reality, it just means I can throw down some Zope stuff and then play more crack attack rather than wrestling with J2EE for months.
|
||
<shapr> ya know, no one on #java plays crack-attack
|
||
<shapr> I think there's a not so hidden truth there.
|
||
%
|
||
<EWSJames> we can be knights in shining armor if we want, but peasants who make up 99.9% percent of the people just see us as asses who wear shiny shit and talk funny
|
||
%
|
||
* TuxedoKamen wonders why everyone always assumes he's on linux
|
||
<Erwin> benefit of the doubt :)
|
||
%
|
||
<allexpro> dash: put me in a tent and give it to moshez!
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> dash: we need to come up with a "basic rules of discourse" webpage
|
||
<exarkun> glyph: why
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: because if one more person makes a completely unfounded assertion in front of me I AM GOING TO EXPLODE THIS BACKPACK-SIZED NUCLEAR DEVICE
|
||
<dash> glyph: I invented the hippo!@
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> we've all got stupid ideas in our past
|
||
<dash> thanks to the power of the internet, the shame associated with them need never dim!
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> itamar: if you use the word 'embedded' a lot, you sound smart.
|
||
%
|
||
<liiwi> ah, coldness, the lovely coldness. And the ever-protecting darkness.
|
||
%
|
||
From the /topic on #web:
|
||
The First Rule of Web Development is, "We Don't Talk About Netscape 4.x"
|
||
%
|
||
<spiv> I'm not entirely happy with it, but it works. Well, actually it doesn't. But until 5 minutes ago I thought it did :)
|
||
[regarding the god-cursed FTP support in Twisted -ed]
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> your RDF is massive and unstoppable. [to glyph -ed]
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> ooooh shit
|
||
<skreech> I have moderator points!
|
||
<skreech> RAAAAAMPAAAAAAAGE!!$*^
|
||
%
|
||
<tenth> "And then you run this Z80 assembly on the resulting bytecode in the emulator of your choice to create your makefile."
|
||
<tenth> "The inital register settings of the real or simulated Z80 are left as an exercise for the reader."
|
||
[the nebula build process is just not fun. -ed]
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> i find it interesting that your roadmap showed twisted improving most while you're in jail.
|
||
[in reference to http://twistedmatrix.com/pipermail/twisted-python/2001-April/000037.html -ed]
|
||
%
|
||
<allexpro> discovering twisted is probably the best thing that has happened in my life
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> dash: i'm fine with you dealing drugs, just keep them away from radix
|
||
<dash> sjj: look, if i dont keep radix stocked, we get no releases.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> /msg exarkun [lilo] HI ALL GIMME MONEYS AND LOOK AT MY WEBBARSITE
|
||
%
|
||
* radix harnesses the power of fudgepops for good, rather than evil
|
||
%
|
||
<dreid> radix: any system that relies so heavily on a human concept like trust is inherently flawed ...
|
||
<dreid> radix: i just use gpg to encrypt my porn
|
||
%
|
||
<Bergenlund> how do I add twisted to autoexec.bat?
|
||
%
|
||
* skreech squints really hard and tries to change his neuron patterns.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> MY TAPEWORM TELLS ME WHAT TO DO
|
||
<radix> s/MY TAPEWORM/MOSHEZ/
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> .rhosts auth is effectively "root one get one free"
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> the os module is why python doesn't suck
|
||
<glyph> dash: concrete is what makes skyscrapers not suck
|
||
<glyph> dash: doesn't mean I want to go swimming in it
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> is there some connection between German and disgusting modifications to C?
|
||
[c.f. The Nebula Device, CLISP -ed]
|
||
%
|
||
<dreid> earth# apt-get install good-will-towards-man
|
||
<dreid> Reading Package Lists... Done
|
||
<dreid> Building Dependency Tree... Done
|
||
<dreid> Sorry but the following packages have unmet dependencies:
|
||
<dreid> good-will-towards-man: Depends: peace-on-earth but it is not going to be installed
|
||
<_moshez> dreid: file a bug against good-will-towards-men
|
||
<_moshez> dreid: unless it is in contrib?
|
||
<Nafai> non-free, perhaps
|
||
%
|
||
<dreid> <xpp>
|
||
<dreid> <xout>Hello World!</xout>
|
||
<dreid> </xpp>
|
||
<bruce> dreid: just fucking learn Common Lisp. :)
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> let the unwashed masses write their C
|
||
<exarkun> you will reap the benefits of their pain and toil
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> jemfinch: Are you really a captain of a spaceship from the mirror earth, on the other side of the sun?
|
||
<jemfinch> I don't quite catch your meaning :)
|
||
<glyph> jemfinch: Aah. Wink wink, know what you mean, say no more, say no more.
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> "mwahahahahahahahahahaha"
|
||
<Nafai> you are the christina aguilera of evil
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> > flirt with cyli
|
||
<glyph> You flirt with cyli. [moshez is here, flirting with cyli]
|
||
<glyph> > wink at cyli
|
||
<glyph> You wink flirtatiously at cyli.
|
||
<glyph> Glyph enters the room.
|
||
<glyph> # glare moshez
|
||
<glyph> Glyph glares at you!
|
||
<glyph> # kill moshez with sword of infinite slaying
|
||
<glyph> Glyph hits! Glyph hits! glyph hits! -more-
|
||
%
|
||
<bruce> i wish i was only doing an imitation of a dumb user rather than really being one. :)
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> you can't be a satinist without god either
|
||
<spiv> You can be a satanist without pants though. The world is an amazing place.
|
||
%
|
||
* glyph finally places the order to get his carpets cleaned
|
||
<shapr> is carpet cleaning thread safe?
|
||
%
|
||
<tenth> "As a developer, I'm often discouraged by the amount of time and effort it takes to gouge out my own eyes in pain and frustration. Thanks to Gouge#.net, this distasteful task can be peformed quickly and easily by a trained professional*. Thank you, .net. Jesus, my eyes.
|
||
(* Professionally designed GougeWizard(TM) with your choice of animated agent character)
|
||
%
|
||
<resolve> i miss the days of programming computers in machine code. all this new-fangled source code is a waste of time.
|
||
<itamar> machine code? hah
|
||
<itamar> in my day we ran programs in our *head*
|
||
<moshez> itamar: you had a *head*? pah
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<glyph> who could forget binky?
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<radix> glyph: well, anyone who naturally blocks out haunting things so they don't have nightmares
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<glyph> radix: Kenaan disapproves.
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<hornby> Slavery doesn't seem so bad.
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<getchomsky> "so, mister nooning, did you know you are associating with a man named glyph, a man authorities consider to be the most dangerous jewish man alive?"
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<getchomsky> "his mastery of open source programing makes him a threat to every man and woman alive on this planet. he must be stopped. Forget everything you think you know about him, and about this "twisted" of his"
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<exarkun> twisted.web has used 1 CPU second of time in the week I've had it running.
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<psy> How do I stop a factory?
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<Aco> psy: syndicate strike
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<exarkun> exceptions in C++ are a _huge_ mistake.
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<radix> s/exceptions in/
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<exarkun> glyph: do _you_ know about super()?
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<exarkun> glyph: As far as I can tell, it's a plot, one that would be likely perpetrated by an organisation not unlike the PSU (if the PSU existed, of course), to kidnap our firstborn and empty our jars of cookies.
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<Nafai> My cookies!?
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<glyph> You know, I don't think I've reached a point in my life where I said "I don't have enough emotional trauma", irc-related or otherwise.
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<dash> glyph: cool. let's go troll #c++.
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<sjj> i've heard there is a /quit command.
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<ameoba> sjj : "/quit" : absurd liberal myth
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<sjj> figured.
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<_moshez> itamar: so, the security people ask them what they do, and they say they are mathematicians
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<_moshez> itamar: and to prove it, they show papers with their name on it.
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<_moshez> itmaar: and then the security guys ask them to explain what the papers are about!
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<_moshez> itamar: apparently, one hasn't lived until he heard a mathematician explain to a security guy what equivariant cobordisms between symplectic manifolds are
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<ameoba> c++ is 700 times faster than Python
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<princepsd> ameoba: based on? ;))
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<ameoba> princeps: something somebody said on usenet +)
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<itamar> take money from elderly and weak with knife
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[itamar writes test cases for the Twisted Reality parser]
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<matiu> (I have to write help files) :(
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<ameoba> matiu : you could do it with twisted.
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<matiu> ameoba: So you're saying twisted has a "help file writer" somewhere deep down?
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<dash> matiu: yes and his name is bruce
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<glyph> dash: uh... what is the correct answer to the question "The short common lisp site name"?
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<dash> glyph: "it buuuuuuurns"
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<skreech> my eyes, the googles do nothing!
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<skreech> Why do I feel the sudden urge to buy a nice quality florescent desk lamp?
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<skreech> the woot, the woot, the woot is on fire.
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<skreech> itamar: heres your nickel back.
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<datazone> okay, tell me if i am crazy
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<Yosomono> you are
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<datazone> damn
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<bruce> and i like doing what i enjoy in my spare time. :)
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<bruce> which, although you all might think so, isn't harassing you all to do more work.
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<bruce> although you all do need to do more work.
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<snibril> JRuby? hmmm, only java ppl have to reimplement ever other lang to replace theirs ;)
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<radix> scheme people, too
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<cleverdra> Scheme people don't do that!
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<radix> how many object systems have YOU written today?
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<cleverdra> radix - today? 12, but one of them wasn't really.
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<radix> excuse me for visiting my DEAR OLD BABUSHKA on her EIGHTY-SIXTH BIRTHDAY when I should be WORKING ON TWISTED
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<radix> every time you make a terrible joke, a baby rabbit dies
|
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<itamar> "We put the 's' in 'drwxr-sr-x'!"
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<bruce> i've apparently gotten someone at work to clean up their act.
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<glyph> bruce: clean up their act how?
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<glyph> bruce: were they like a pedophile heroin addict or were they just checking in buggy code?
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<dash> glyph: like there's a difference
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<dash> It's moshez. Remember the briefing.
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<dash> glyph: so, i am trying to jump off the side of the NSF headquarters without losing my legs
|
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<fzZzy> reminds me of college
|
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<itamar> IN THE INTERNET AGE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CHAT WITH YOUR TOASTER
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<itamar> I liked the "2 years C# and .NET experience" job
|
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<gt3> i guess they're hiring dogs
|
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<fzZzy> how do you quit a twisted telnet session?
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<allexpro> ctrl + ]?
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<fzZzy> there's no cleaner way?
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<exarkun> calling close() on your connection's socket is pretty clean.
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<exarkun> I suppose you could call in a tactical nuclear strike on the remote host
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<fzZzy> considering the remote host is my computer right here, that would take care of everything for me
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<glyph> spiv: is bugzilla bad?
|
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<spiv> glyph: It's... large. And perl. Join the dots.
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<itamar> write a kqueue reactor
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<itamar> all the FreeBSD people will then go nuts
|
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<bruce> FeerBSD people are already nuts
|
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<radix> don't let's all go break a million tests, eh?
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<dash> adiabatic: citizen, you have committed an error
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<bruce> i'm feeling motivated
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<glyph> bruce: yaay!
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<glyph> bruce: what flavour of motivation?
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<bruce> beating you up
|
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<moshez> it's the holy trinity, dash, radix & glyph
|
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<bruce> what's #ypn ?
|
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<glyph> bruce: the fifth circle of hell
|
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<moshez> bruce: young programmers' network
|
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<moshez> glyph: potato potahto
|
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<bruce> allexpro is a view of the future of humanity as a group consciousness.
|
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<exarkun> njjeeeee
|
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<itamar> njjeeee?
|
||
<exarkun> ancient aramethaic warcry
|
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<exarkun> infamous for its ability to strike confusion into the hearts of enemies of aramathia
|
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<exarkun> radix: lisp freak
|
||
<exarkun> radix: go suck on a car
|
||
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|
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<ameoba> it's frightening to remember that twisted is an overgrown MUD
|
||
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|
||
<fariseo> i am completely lost, all i do understand is an OS with a database backend and a scripting language, but i am missing the whole xml/.net/j2ee/twisted...
|
||
<glyph> I'm both honored and appalled that Twisted shows up in that list :)
|
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|
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<exarkun> Pop up a Tkinter dialog saying "There's some information waiting for you" and do a beep every time the ethernet IRQ goes high
|
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|
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<hornby> 1. Create laws that promote a fair, just society.
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||
<exarkun> 2. ????
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||
<exarkun> 3. PROFIT
|
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<moshez> skreech: I claimed the typical anti anarchist attack goes something like:
|
||
<moshez> "say someone cracks into your computer, downloads all your porn, burns it to a CD and throws it at you?"
|
||
<moshez> anarcho-communist: nothing. the community would reprimand him.
|
||
<moshez> anarcho-capitalist: my private security forces would shoot him before the CD left his fingers
|
||
<moshez> attacker: "SEE! under anarchism you'd have people throwing porn CDs at people, and people either ignoring them and shooting them!"
|
||
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<rmt> Every python program needs to have direct access to a mouse over ssh!
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|
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<strib> Sorry, I'm just in the middle of a paradigm warp right now.
|
||
<dash> strib: welcome to twisted
|
||
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|
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<exarkun> entirely not your fault, I'd say. the current behavior is somewhat broken
|
||
<exarkun> luckily I documented it as being broken so it's not my fault either.
|
||
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|
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<kriptik> wow twisted is neat
|
||
<kriptik> *bleeds from the eyes*
|
||
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|
||
<allexpro> i said 'hello'
|
||
<allexpro> and when i 'cat test.au > /dev/dsp'... it sounded like a tiger roar
|
||
%
|
||
* moshez sings the radix song
|
||
<moshez> "for he's a squishy good radix"
|
||
<moshez> "for he's a squishy good radix"
|
||
<moshez> "for he's a squishy good raaaaaaadix"
|
||
<moshez> "and nobody can deny"
|
||
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|
||
<allexpro> and how do observer patterns work?
|
||
<dash> the PSU watches your data and notifies the authorities when it becomes suspicious.
|
||
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|
||
<comajelly> hrm, I wanted to snipe this guy, but he got ran over.
|
||
<fzZzy> heh
|
||
<fzZzy> I hate it when that happens
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> night all
|
||
<-- itamar has quit ("Client Exiting")
|
||
<radix> me too
|
||
<radix> heh, it's weird going to sleep at the same time as itamar
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> radix: I think that the twisted vs. asyncore table should begin with this quote, though: "Our conviction is like an arrow already in flight. Your life will only last until it reaches you."
|
||
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|
||
<Erwin> I recompiled XFree 4.2 with gcc 3.2-beta-from-cvs with -O42 and -march-pentium4-800Mhz and I am sure that the MOUSE CURSOR is moving 5 % FASTER!
|
||
%
|
||
<bruce> I CONTROL YOUR WEBSITE!@$$
|
||
%
|
||
--> IAmNotAPickle (slt5v@12-255-1-203.client.attbi.com) has joined #twisted
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<radix> PICKLE
|
||
<-- IAmNotAPickle (slt5v@12-255-1-203.client.attbi.com) has left #twisted
|
||
<radix> :(
|
||
<exarkun> you scared it
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> heh
|
||
<exarkun> I was at home depot the other day
|
||
<exarkun> and they had a big rack of free AOL CDs
|
||
<exarkun> So I took about 40 and stuck them under people's windshield wipers in the parking lot
|
||
%
|
||
> Linux is complicated, becasue you compile.
|
||
Corollary: Windows is simple because no compiler comes with the system...
|
||
[Seen on linux-il]
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> dash: soon there'll be another level of college labelled "unlearn university crap"
|
||
%
|
||
<wzZy> arg. these infinite recursion tracebacks take forever to render in the browser
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> I'm just kidding. I'll spend on good computer books, but I failed to do any prepatory research in order to know whether any of the books there were worth anything.
|
||
<exarkun> And I'd just spent $80 at the camping store.
|
||
<adiabatic> wadja get?
|
||
<exarkun> some kerosene and a cooler and a coupla chairs
|
||
<dash> nothing like a good old fashioned book burning
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> you have the pokey gene
|
||
<zigg> ack, where'd I get it from :-P
|
||
<radix> it's random
|
||
<zigg> triple ultra-recessive
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> krz: we know that glyph owns all of our souls equally
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> glyph: teehee. good always loses
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> if you package twisted with python, it becomes py2ee
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> when does something denote enterprise? :P
|
||
<deltab> when it's the most expensive version in its line
|
||
<inapt> when it's terribly inefficient, but scales ;-)
|
||
<deltab> alternatively: database
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> The world made more sense when I thought software was a physical thing you sold in stores, and I wrote code in C++; making software was a lot more like mixing cement, then, not poetry or revolution.
|
||
%
|
||
<skreech> I'm sorry. I forgot that in #twisted, all suggestions are taken seriously.
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> what do you do for your clients? :)
|
||
<sjj> "distributed enterprise networking technology solutions" ?
|
||
<bruce> we put DENTS in your budget.
|
||
%
|
||
<Jerub> All these things that would be next to impossible with php, that I can think to do in twisted.web
|
||
%
|
||
<timmy> so it's basically a lot of libs for doing stuff?
|
||
[timmy becomes enlightened to the Twisted Way -ed]
|
||
%
|
||
<Joey> I sense disturbance in the security buildd structure.
|
||
%
|
||
<wzZzy> AQUAMAN VS THE GERMANS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE
|
||
%
|
||
<eevench> is LISP good
|
||
<exarkun> The short answer is yes and no.
|
||
<exarkun> You don't want the long answer.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> who has the power to wield the almighty +t?
|
||
<radix> Me!
|
||
<exarkun> radix: I don't think you can handle the +t
|
||
%
|
||
<willy> you can tune a fs but you can't call a string
|
||
%
|
||
<Jerub> What l33t skilzz do I have to pick up to get a python job? Zope? Twisted?
|
||
<dash> Jerub: the power to cloud the minds of men
|
||
<Jerub> dash: I'm afraid I only have a Wand of Clouding vs. Women
|
||
<glyph> Jerub: oh, that's easy
|
||
<glyph> use the wand on a woman
|
||
<glyph> women have the clouding-men's-minds intrinsic
|
||
<glyph> so you can either make her your pet and then wander around
|
||
near some businessmen for a while
|
||
<glyph> or eat her corpse and get the intrinsic yourself
|
||
<glyph> no wait, that's not how it works...
|
||
<dash> glyph: wrong game
|
||
* dash twitches violently as he thinks of "nethack, enterprise edition"
|
||
%
|
||
<spiv> AaronSw: You should never, ever be creating a transport... Twisted is supposed to do that for you.
|
||
<AaronSw> I should never create the tcp.Client stuff or I shouldn't manually set them as the transport?
|
||
<spiv> AaronSw: Use reactor.clientTCP (or better yet, reactor.connectTCP in CVS).
|
||
<spiv> Don't create tcp.Client directly either.
|
||
<spiv> http://twistedmatrix.com/documents/TwistedDocs/Twisted-0.19.0/twisted/internet/interfaces_IReactorTCP.py.html
|
||
<spiv> AaronSw: But of course, that API is deprecated in 0.99 (but creating a tcp.Client directly is even more deprecated :P)
|
||
<AaronSw> Are you guys abstraction astronauts or something? ;-)
|
||
%
|
||
<DeepTape> Oh no, taxes! They are trying to steal your arctic circle income
|
||
%
|
||
<pkomarek> dash: the worst part about perl is that it is intuitive, right up until you need something to work correctly.
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> finally! an essential representation of the confusion.
|
||
[ed: referring to a diagram of twisted.cred]
|
||
%
|
||
<Acapnotic> Good afternoon, Agent.
|
||
<glyph> Acapnotic: "agent"? You've been immersing yourself in the One True Game, I take it.
|
||
<Acapnotic> What's going on out there is no game. Those guys are using real bullets.
|
||
<Acapnotic> That last mission? I got sloppy at the end of it. Real sloppy. Barely had a leg to stand on when I got on that chopper.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> Hello .au
|
||
<Jerub> hello .us
|
||
<Jerub> or, alteratively,
|
||
<Jerub> hello None
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> doogie: Clint wants you to lap-dance.
|
||
<doogie> I charge more than the normal $20
|
||
<Clint> with or without the hat?
|
||
<doogie> that'd be the only thing I'd wear
|
||
%
|
||
[About a tm.com redesign]
|
||
<evol> But what kinda design is the goal here
|
||
<itamar> not ugly?
|
||
<moshez> evol: a good one.
|
||
<dash> evol: "non sucky"
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> glyph: ahh too bad, if you have a windows box it lets you use windows media player...
|
||
<dash> sjj: he's a terrorist PPC user not a patriotic x86 user
|
||
%
|
||
<JerubBaal> why can religious fanatics and nigerians not figure out capslock?
|
||
<glyph> JerubBaal: IF IS SPEAK LIKE A TELEGRAM YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME STOP IF I USE NORMAL ENGLISH YOU MAY FIND IT BLAND AND NOT READ IT ALL STOP
|
||
<JerubBaal> Sorry, I lost interest after you shouted 'telegram'
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> twisted doesn't currently have any trouble with 2.2, right?
|
||
<radix> nope
|
||
<dash> good good
|
||
* dash prepares to make trouble
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> looks like we have people who just totally fall off our radar because they're totally happy with twisted and dont _need_ to say anything =)
|
||
%
|
||
<spiv> glyph: You have the deepest insight into XML of anyone I know ;)
|
||
%
|
||
<mesozoic> I tried adding one in coil, and got more errors. I'm not sure if I'm going about it properly. Is there any other way to configure a vhost?
|
||
<ameoba> call the vhost-bustters
|
||
%
|
||
<Jerub> I got in trouble for drawing a smiley face on a gantt chart.
|
||
%
|
||
* moshez does the evil lowering squishation resistance level dance.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> CDATA is not an integration strategy.
|
||
%
|
||
<nessus> The PSU? Is that that thing that I used to send $50 a year to?
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> "Don't expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational!" [from a fortune cookie -ed]
|
||
<deltab> do expect them to be in DOC format
|
||
<deltab> "May all your romantic attachments be in an unreadable file format"
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> skreech: you go to all classes?
|
||
<skreech> sjj: yes.
|
||
<sjj> skreech: why? :)
|
||
<sjj> skreech: uni was made to be skipped
|
||
<sjj> man, americans must be dedicated students.
|
||
%
|
||
* moshez doubts they realize Linux has *WAY* more brand-awareness than SCO, and possibly equal to "UNIX"
|
||
<dash> where SCO is recognised
|
||
<dash> it is recognised as suffering
|
||
%
|
||
--- ivan is now known as grub
|
||
<grub> please donate to this IRC server I need lots of money i don't know how i can stay online.
|
||
--- grub is now known as ivan
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> I've started to think that having a lot of stable, robust stuff and a
|
||
lot of half-finished proof-of-concept stuff in one project is a good
|
||
business model
|
||
<glyph> like "You know we can do good work, but we got bored with that bit; if
|
||
you want us to finish it, pay"
|
||
<dash> glyph: good, because that's what we have
|
||
%
|
||
<StevenK> steven@broken:~$ ssh squished
|
||
<StevenK> steven@squished's password:
|
||
<StevenK> Linux squished 2.4.18-686 #1 Sun Apr 14 11:32:47 EST 2002 i686
|
||
%
|
||
<bruce> how are the jails in israel?
|
||
<itamar> well, the one I was in was pretty nice
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> glyph: how many PSU agents did you have to kill to get that working?
|
||
<glyph> dash: 3, and they were all waiting just inside the door. Amateurs.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> and it's considered a professional courtesy, when you are *invited*
|
||
into a bank, not to steal all their moneys and shoot the managers full
|
||
of assault rifle bullets
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> itamar: you're AT WORK?
|
||
<itamar> moshez: I am not an employee
|
||
%
|
||
<tenth> Doing stuff in MySQL is like getting dates at [name elided to
|
||
protect the guilty -ed] College... "How ugly do you want it?"
|
||
%
|
||
<tenth> I think we need a god verb "0wnz0r" on the
|
||
reality-pencil-type-thing. I'm not sure exactly what it would do, but I
|
||
think it may be necessary.
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> Saying that complexity isn't real because it "was invented somewhere else" is the most useless kind of wishful thinking
|
||
%
|
||
<xcabbage> mind.sf.net crashed my browser
|
||
<dash> signs of intelligent life!
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> The only thing more absurd than the technology of XML is the politics surrounding it.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> While it is *possible* that I'm smarter than you think I am, it is certain that I'm more stubborn.
|
||
%
|
||
<z3p> glyph: what group of programmers are you picking on tonight?
|
||
<glyph> z3p: PyXML again
|
||
<z3p> sounds like a blast :)
|
||
<glyph> z3p: ugh. Actually I have a pretty high opinion of some of those people so it bugs me to have to be flaming :)
|
||
<dash> glyph: bah, just lower your opinion of them
|
||
<dash> no need to consider their past character, if they're wrong, they're scum@#!
|
||
* dash twitches
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> _moshez: debian really needs to make start-stop-daemon do something
|
||
cute, like put icons across the top of the fbdev
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> we need PB for C#
|
||
* moshez squishes glyph
|
||
<moshez> glyph: squishy insane person
|
||
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<dash> moshez: we dont have the right kind of soil to not grow wheat in
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<exarkun> I try to limit myself to one major screw up a week
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<tenth> in OSX, they deprecate things with hammers and nailguns
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<Lan_Rover> it is my official decree that it is easier to config and run twisted as a web server than to install apache2 and mod_python
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<liiwi> http://slashdot.org/articles/02/09/12/160255.shtml?tid=99
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[the topic is "squishy Digital Rights Management" -ed]
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* dash looks at slashdot
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* dash looks at moshez
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<dash> moshez: just _what_ have you been up to lately????
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<itamar> thank god I'm not religious
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<dash> Hi. Allow me to express my opinion of Word now that i've gotten to know it a little better.
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<dash> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa.
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<glyph> Stravad: whereas eval is like slitting your own throat before going
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out for a walk so as to make the mugger's job easier
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<glyph> radix: keep your eyes on the bot! we move fast.
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<infinity> moshez : I won't denounce PHP... It still has its uses.. <shrug>...
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I denounced most PHP *users* about a week after adopting it, though.
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<infinity> That language attracts more idiots...
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[Ed: infinity is the Debian PHP maintainer]
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<Aco> radix: ever heard for this russian group tato/taty? pop
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<radix> Aco: nope
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<Aco> radix: well, girls were like 16 when they started. they sing in
|
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ther white underpants, and they wet them with water.. so you can see
|
||
under. very interesting. want some pictures? :)
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<dash> Aco: please do not corrupt our release manager
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<dash> Aco: at least not until after 1.0
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<radix> hehe yeah the whore house was awesome :D
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<radix> if you go in with a high-level the chicks pass out after you're done
|
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with them
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<Tv> What kind of dope is that? md5 digests _are_ 16 bytes.
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<warner> don't trust the hash, man
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<bruce> hmmm. i didn't get my 11pm cron output email.
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* bruce forgets which cronjob that is though.
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<skreech> bruce: nuclear war has erupted. haven't you heard?
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<bruce> (or what machine it runs on)
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<bruce> (or what user it runs as on what machine)
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<glyph> skreech: in 2002, war was beginning
|
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* skreech makes a "boooosshhh" sound.
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<skreech> glyph: what happen?
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<glyph> skreech: somebody set up bruce the cron, apparently
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<skreech> glyph: main vi turn on
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<shapr> c:\> vrms
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<itamar> yes, but that doesn't make sense, how can you be proud of a civil war?
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<exarkuN> itamar: we won
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<exarkuN> itamar: what's not to be proud of?
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<jml> is there a doc on twisted's version numbering conventions?
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<dash> jml: glyph rolls dice
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<itamar> dash is *already* pre-strectched
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<itamar> he's like 6 feet
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<itamar> well
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<itamar> he's actualy 1.80 meters
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<itamar> or so
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<itamar> it's not that he's a giant insect
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<_moshez> itamar: I'm agaisnt the state too :)
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<shapr> _moshez: are you purely functional?
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<jml> dash: there's an otherwise normal guy at work who uses tcl as his scripting language of choice
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%
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<sjj> let me tell you something. I worked at BK for 1 year, and the veggie burgers have more meat than the whoppers, but nobody complained!
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<sjj> moshez: don't kid yourself, if a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about.
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<dash> zb0: ok, let me describe what you sound like
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<dash> zb0: "Hi. I want to drive a spike through my foot into the floor. Can someone help me with that? I know i dont need to, but there are other things i want to drive spikes into."
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<itamar> it's "moshez vs. the CS profs of doom"
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<dash> itamar: i think in a war with the CS profs of doom, i'd be on moshez's
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side.
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<itamar> yes, but your goals are different
|
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<itamar> inevitably your pact would weaken
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<dash> itamar: well, we'd fight a duel if we both survived the war.
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%
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<dash> |mmy: cgi is not an enterprise solution.
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<_moshez> cyli: oh, yes. what did you think of my flame to val?
|
||
<cyli> moshez: i didn't get to read all of it. glyph kept interrupting me
|
||
with questions of what i thought of it. and then i had dinner.
|
||
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||
<glyph> phed: the abbreviation FAQ does not have the word "smart" in it
|
||
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||
<cvs> Commit from glyph (changed 1) in Twisted/twisted/web: "A more expository docstring. Sometimes I'm distracted easily and I might stop in the middle of" static.py
|
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<anonymous> i keep forgetting how much *fun* python is without zope
|
||
%
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<glyph> radix: so ... it doesn't already do what you want?
|
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<radix> glyph: Well, now that I understand that what I wanted is impossible, yes. :-)
|
||
<radix> I mean, yes, it does everything that I want, now. ;-)
|
||
-vinge.openprojects.net- glyph changed topic: Learn from radix: if Twisted doesn't do what you want, modify your desires.
|
||
%
|
||
<CainKnight> Right now, I could care less about the best way to do this, or the
|
||
intricacies involved. What I care about is making a function get
|
||
called.
|
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<CainKnight> If that involves ritual sacrifice to dark gods, fine.
|
||
<CainKnight> I don't care why the dark gods want chicken blood.
|
||
<CainKnight> All I need to know right now is will they accept it and make the
|
||
volcano not wipe out my city.
|
||
<CainKnight> Once the volcano is placated, then i can go back and figure out
|
||
that it wasn't the blood, it was the heat mixed with the iron in a
|
||
rich oxygen environment, and adjust the ritual properly in the
|
||
future.
|
||
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|
||
<Yosomono@efnet> I'm so open source that I sequenced my genome and released ISOs
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> one of the nice things about being american and effectively
|
||
culture-free
|
||
[The next line isn't really important, is it? --ed]
|
||
%
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||
<glyph> radix: there is NO bit of canada that's that close to you
|
||
%
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||
<radix> ok, *6* hours ;-)
|
||
<glyph> radix: yeah, if your car can _fly_
|
||
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|
||
<Erwin> I will code your website and polish your shoes! With my toung!
|
||
<moshez> Erwin: how do you code a website with your tongue?
|
||
<dash> moshez: two words
|
||
<dash> "salivaproof keyboard"
|
||
%
|
||
<z3p> WHY DO YOU MOCK ME UNIX
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> what does wifi have to do with feng shui? :P
|
||
<dash> radix: optimal flows of internet through your house
|
||
%
|
||
* moshez doesn't see how you can not have a computer in the bedroom
|
||
<moshez> I mean, what if you wake up at 4am and need to talk to someone
|
||
<dash> moshez: walk into the other room?
|
||
<moshez> dash: I'd need to get dressed for that
|
||
<dash> moshez: bathrobe
|
||
<moshez> dash: I'm sane
|
||
<moshez> dash: my bathrobe is in the bathroom
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> dash: how'd you learn?
|
||
<dash> itamar: lessons
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> bathrobe is easier than boxers ;-)
|
||
<moshez> radix: how so?
|
||
<radix> moshez: eh, you have to deal with legs
|
||
<radix> a swoosh around the shoulders is easier, I think
|
||
<moshez> radix: it takes more presence of mind to tie the belt-thingy
|
||
<jml> moshez: compared to buttons on boxers? I think not
|
||
<moshez> buttons???????
|
||
<moshez> jml: who makes your boxers? Chinese Torture 'R' Us?
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> I'm always nice.
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> jml: you're like all men, you're afraid of committing
|
||
<jml> moshez: it's a deep seated fear of conflict
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> bruce_: GPL can't force you to write code under non-MIT/BSD licenses
|
||
<exarkun> GPL+mindflayer can though
|
||
%
|
||
<zen-@ircnet> which the ratio simplicity/expressivitiy of python?
|
||
<moshez> 2.49866397309784
|
||
<moshez> approximately
|
||
<tigrux> moshez ?
|
||
<moshez> tigrux: well, it's for Python2.2
|
||
<moshez> I haven't had time to modify my calculations for the CVS version
|
||
%
|
||
<spiv> mjs: You've probably noticed by now that dash is only here to make occasional remarks about Twisted & World Domination... ;)
|
||
<mjs> spiv: yeah I starting to notice... but I am sure it will become more fervent when we have a Lisp twisted implementation. =)
|
||
<dash> mjs: when that happens, i will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
|
||
%
|
||
<teratorn> as a general rule, you should never associate popularity with correctness
|
||
%
|
||
<dopey> fd0: what in particular about the environment is significant ?
|
||
<fd0> dopey: some env-variables
|
||
%
|
||
<blanu> glyph: Itamar says I need a shell account on pyramid. I forgot why.
|
||
<glyph> blanu: You do! For cabal research.
|
||
<glyph> I MEAN CVS ACCESS NOT cabal research there are no blood sacrifices
|
||
<blanu> Yes, yes exactly.
|
||
* Acapnotic puts magnetic blood boy back in the closet.
|
||
%
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> Bah.
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> People still say "Linux Redhat 8"?
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> It's "Linux version 8", damnit.
|
||
%
|
||
* itamar wonders if the phrase "evil spawned in dark aeons beyond the ken of man" should go in a price proposal for a project
|
||
<moshez> depends.
|
||
<moshez> if it's a proposal to Satan, yes.
|
||
<moshez> also, how much would it cost?
|
||
<moshez> is it, like, a big chunk of the price?
|
||
<moshez> if so, possibly a more expansive description is in order.
|
||
<moshez> like, where exactly the evil was spawned.
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> "Hi, we use bit arithmetic on doubles, becuase we're really
|
||
stupid. We deserve what we get for programming Perl. Do you
|
||
have a position for us FLIPPING BURGERS?"
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> where the heck did caps-day come from, anyway?
|
||
<JDAHLIN> It's something we often celebrate here in South America
|
||
<JDAHLIN> Very traditional.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> man
|
||
<radix> I'm getting drinker's-elbows
|
||
%
|
||
* moshez sees the orbital lasers adjusting
|
||
* ameoba puts on a _REALLY_ shiny tinfoil hat
|
||
<moshez> ameoba: I'm afraid that's another myth
|
||
<moshez> the tinfoil hats actually help us aim the lasers
|
||
<dash> ameoba: they suppressed the laser-dispelling tinfoil in 1953
|
||
%
|
||
"Perl is like a normal chainsaw, but it's inflammable."
|
||
-- Prior-Art-O-Matic (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Perl)
|
||
%
|
||
<ameoba> READ THE FAQ@!#@ THAT"S NOT A MINIMAL EXAMPLERING@#
|
||
%
|
||
<rc> Yosomono: I was only kidding when I said, "Fuck you."
|
||
<Yosomono> rc: Dude. Water. Bridge. Beneathage.
|
||
%
|
||
<Pahan> demoscene? Isn't that some Greek philosopher?
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> I'm at MIT. I'm walking down the infinite corridor, and towards the
|
||
end they have a small lab, which looks strangely like the MJ12 Level 2 labs
|
||
in DX. In the lab are a bunch of display screens.
|
||
<glyph> The lab has a placard next to it that says "nanotechnology center"
|
||
<glyph> Soon as I look up at the monitor, it switches to a slide that says
|
||
"nano-indentation".
|
||
<glyph> I'm not kidding.
|
||
<glyph> they are engineering the whitespace eating nanovirus _right here_
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> this server rebooted, now freshcvs is raising exceptions, the webserver doesn't run, and mailman's permission
|
||
wrapper refuses to acknowledge setuid bits
|
||
<exarkun> It's enough to make a guy buy a rifle and start shooting people.
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: what kind of rifle
|
||
%
|
||
<jml> anyway, wasn't bruce_ writing a C implementation of spread?
|
||
* jml decides to write a C++ one just to piss dash off
|
||
<dash> jml: that wouldn't piss me off
|
||
<dash> jml: that's like trying to annoy an eye surgeon by stabbing yourself in
|
||
the face with a pencil
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> ThreeSeas: Thanks for playing. BTW, I whipped up an autocoder last night, but it went on strike.. said it wanted a better contract.
|
||
%
|
||
<pht> hi, does python do threads?
|
||
<MoonFallen> we need a dash hand-puppet to answer this question when he's not around
|
||
%
|
||
<ameoba> WHO WAS GENERAL TSO AND WHY ARE WE EATING HIS CHICKEN?
|
||
<dash> ameoba: because it is SPICY.
|
||
%
|
||
<jml> C++ templates, a bad idea ruined by bad implementation.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> IT IS BECAUSE I AM A GENIUS!!
|
||
%
|
||
<mindlace> so g-d parses xhtml. Mysterious ways, I guess.
|
||
<radix> no, microdom parsers xhtml
|
||
<radix> g-d munges it :)
|
||
%
|
||
<Mifune> that is one benefit of being "god" on this project... I am my own clusterfuck
|
||
%
|
||
[this conversation took place at 7:16 AM, and both participants knew they had
|
||
clearly been awake for the previous 12 hours or so... -ed]
|
||
<glyph> So, your schedule in space again too?
|
||
<dash> schedule?
|
||
<dash> my _brain_ is in space
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> mozilla runs on macosx, right?
|
||
<glyph> radix: yes.
|
||
<glyph> radix: but it's slooooooowwwwww
|
||
<fzZzy> It's not too bad on my 933 with 1.25 gb of ram
|
||
%
|
||
<xyld> Java is like being naked, covered in vaseline and beaten with sticks -- I respect that some people like that kind of thing, but I'll pass :)
|
||
%
|
||
<jml> quoth the _moshez: Here is .lore
|
||
%
|
||
<fzZzy> pyn: suck it
|
||
<pyn> An error occurred:
|
||
<pyn> suck
|
||
%
|
||
<blanu> When I mentioned Twisted, Guido said it had been suffering from the
|
||
problem where you look at it and you can't tell what it is, but that he
|
||
thinks that has gotten much better lately. I then told him much praise for
|
||
the responsiveness and hardcore attitude of the Twisted developers.
|
||
<radix> HARDCORE YO
|
||
* radix headbangs
|
||
* radix goes to wash dishes
|
||
%
|
||
<ry> twisted_ (twisted@krs-dhcp351.studby.uio.no) joined on efnet
|
||
<Erwin> It's become SENTIENT!
|
||
%
|
||
[discussing Woven... -ed]
|
||
<glyph> dmerrill: We're still working out the best way to approach this philosophpically ;)
|
||
<spiv> "philoso*php*ically"?
|
||
<glyph> spiv: that was the weirdest freudian slip of my life
|
||
%
|
||
<datazone> play that funky music dash boy
|
||
* dash is playing that funky music right.
|
||
%
|
||
<ameoba> radix: I think "+q? :)" is an ETC macro...
|
||
<ameoba> radix: it's used alot in quantum computing.
|
||
<ameoba> "try all values, destroy universe if false"
|
||
<ameoba> useful for that O(1) execution speed, unfortunately, it could be REALLY BAD if your evaluation function's buggy
|
||
%
|
||
<cluster> hehe I haven't had a decent night of sleep since I discovered twisted :)
|
||
%
|
||
<z3p> itamar: you can /never/ have too many monkeys
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> jafo: going to give a talk today.
|
||
<moshez> jafo: "Smooth Structure of Orbifolds"
|
||
<dash> moshez: if i ever write an RPG, i'm going to make one of the monsters be an orbifold
|
||
<dash> "The orbifold hits! The orbifold hits! You die..."
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> A Sparrow claws your face right off!
|
||
<radix> You are dead! Sorry...
|
||
<radix> [Info] Radix has been slain by A Sparrow!!
|
||
<radix> The gods have mercy on your inexperienced soul.
|
||
<radix> <1hp 103m 86mv>
|
||
<radix> 1hp!
|
||
<radix> no restore!
|
||
%
|
||
<red_one> sayke: what would happen if everyone voted consciencously?
|
||
<sayke> red_one: what would happen if everyone beat their swords into plowshares?
|
||
<dash> sayke: PLOWSHARE FIGHT
|
||
%
|
||
* vegai wears his reading bra.
|
||
<vegai> umm, I mean glasses
|
||
%
|
||
(searching for "god" on Google returns http://phpnuke.org)
|
||
<itamar> something is screwed up with google...
|
||
<LotR> itamar: no, that's god's little joke on google
|
||
%
|
||
<datazone> but the real question is: "do you get to beat victims to death with a steal dildo while wearing a bugs bunny outfit?"
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> I'm gonna preempt them by mailing the list and asking what people think is wrong with it
|
||
<Acapnotic> exarkun: will you make that a multiple choice question?
|
||
<exarkun> Acapnotic: YES! A) IT IS TOO GOOD B) IT IS TOO GOOD C) EXARKUN IS TOO SEXY, I WANT TO HAVE HIS CHILDREN D) ALL OF THE ABOVE
|
||
<Acapnotic> > Dear exarkum, i would like very much to use ur smtp client programme but you are too sexy and i want to have many children by you. only problem is that i am currently a man and it will take time to change for you.
|
||
<Acapnotic> > I will understand if you do not wait for me, but i will look forward to the times we are together
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> spiv: what's the date there?
|
||
<spiv> moshez: Oct 2.
|
||
<spiv> Admittedly we're in daylight savings, but we're also not right on the international date line :)
|
||
<moshez> maybe Nov 2...
|
||
<spiv> Er, Nov 2, yeah :)
|
||
* spiv tries to act innocent, like he doesn't have a time machine
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> glyph needs more friends that can break into his house
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> itamar: when they have an action figure of me, it will come with a squishing action
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> so it's, kinda, "heh-inducing episodes occured in conjunction with
|
||
your girlfriend"
|
||
%
|
||
<jml> dash: well, I might have done something really stupid. Like embed perl code into the example by accident.
|
||
<dash> jml: well, there's stupidity, and willful stupidity
|
||
<jml> dash: and then there's university
|
||
%
|
||
<sjj> hah, they've introduced Vanilla Coke down there as well, eh? ;)
|
||
<jml> sjj: yeah, we're really up to do. Soon, a real "burger chain"
|
||
from the United States is gonna come here. They call themselves,
|
||
Mac-something-or-other. :)
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> that's AWESOME
|
||
<itamar> wasn't it your idea?
|
||
<glyph> itamar: If it was, I'm a genius
|
||
%
|
||
<Kengur> why cant python b compiled to native bitecode?
|
||
<Erwin> Python IS compiled to bitecode on the Transmeta Muffin
|
||
<inapt> what's native bitecode?
|
||
<inapt> a sekrit language of snakes?
|
||
%
|
||
<icepick> go vote!
|
||
<arma> for the shmuck, or the other shmuck?
|
||
%
|
||
<jml> dash: given the number of places you can stick const, "where the sun don't shine" is probably the best
|
||
-- jml explains good C++ style
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> kill him
|
||
<itamar> before he reproduces
|
||
<anonymous> itamar: slightly more tact is called for
|
||
<exarkun> Tact won't solve any problems an aluminum baseball bat won't solve faster.
|
||
<anonymous> can't get to him - no budget money for ticket
|
||
<anonymous> any excess budget money will go toward lucky professor #0 getting whacked.
|
||
<anonymous> I got in trouble, because the first draft of the budget had the official "slop" line item marked as "Dr XXXXXXX hitman fund."
|
||
<anonymous> noone disagreed, mind you - they just didn't want it officially in the budget.
|
||
%
|
||
<Cheez> OMG, the economy is so bad that people are willing to work in tennessee??!?
|
||
%
|
||
<jafo> I finally got through the Internet, but the end guy is REALLY hard.
|
||
%
|
||
<bram> http://advogato.org/person/Bram/diary.html?start=40
|
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<raph> if i were to click that link, it would: pop up a progress window; print cryptic messages about launching konq to stdout; make the kirc window small and unresponsive; and crash the gnome panel
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<moshez> glyph: do you think programming requires thinking?
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<glyph> moshez: No! That is why we can automate it with robot monkeys, and we programmers must fight to earn our meager living while we are being crowded out by machines.
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<saph> i'd rather have a non-robot monkey, for they are squishier and have hair
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<drue> fermats last theorem is very simple, it's the proof that's a bugbear
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<raph> actually, i have a simple proof, but it's too small for me to type into irc
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<exarkun> INEFFICIENT CAPITALIST YOUR OPULENT TOILET WILL BE YOUR UNDOING
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<dash> it's quicker to ask python than us :)
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<MoonFallen> dash speaks words of wisdom
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<MoonFallen> it is quicker
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<MoonFallen> it's not always useful, though
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<MoonFallen> for example, last week i wanted to know a good brand of barbecue sauce. i tried asking python
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<MoonFallen> it quickly gave me my answer: SyntaxError
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<dash> MoonFallen: we dont buy any other brand
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<MoonFallen> i knew i should have looked for it at Whole Foods instead
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<jml> <saph> it is easy to get a date
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<jml> <jml> saph: that's easy for you to say
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<jml> <saph> you just have to be brave and have little or no standards
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* jml fucks his clipboard
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<Tenshihan> if I had a binary number 1001001 and I wanted to count the
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number of 1's in it... and the only math function I have is add, should
|
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I shoot my professor?
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<MoonFallen> or maybe just pay his army to surrender. it would cost less than
|
||
shipping 250,000 troops over there, i'll bet you.
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<MoonFallen> the oil companies would probably chip in too
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<MoonFallen> we could get everyone involved. like sponsoring a starving child
|
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in africa. except you're sponsoring an iraqi to surrender
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<MoonFallen> i wonder if we could get them to write their sponsors letters.
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"thank you for not blowing me up. thanks to your generous donation of 1 million
|
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dollars, instead of being dead, i am now an oil magnate in my native country."
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<datazone> you're a towel
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<exarkun> a towel of IMMENSE POWER, yes.
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<moshez> wow
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<moshez> I don't see how people didn't think of this before
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<moshez> if you're in competition with some windows user, just report him to the bsa
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<jml> damn you all. damn you and your witty repartee and your elegant bloody framework. I'm going to sleep.
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<jml> here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they make me do XML
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* glyph thinks x++ should have been named "<xml type="programming">
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<increment /> <increment> </xml>"
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<raph> i was going to publish a spec for bitmap images much along similar lines as BLOAT
|
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<raph> ie, <pixel><color><component name="red" value="34"/> ...
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<raph> now here is the evil thought
|
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<raph> do up an XLST stylesheet to render it as a huge html table with cell backgrounds for each pixel
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<raph> so you can view it in mozilla
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<aum> dash: do we have a 'non-profanity' chan policy here?
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<dash> aum: we have a "not acting lame" policy
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* spiv wishes he never has to see another meta-argument
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<moshez> spiv: meta-arguments are fun!
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<spiv> moshez: The first time perhaps. They're always the same, though. It gets tiresome.
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<glyph> spiv: you're having a meta-meta argument now
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<spiv> glyph: My life is pain :)
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<moshez> glyph: I was afraid of having to point this out to spiv myself
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<dash> moshez: it wasn't an argument 'til you spoke up :)
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<moshez> dash: but he *answered*
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<glyph> aaaaaaaaa
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<glyph> METAMETAMETA ARGUMENT
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<jml> glyph: not it's not
|
||
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to glyph
|
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<-- glyph has kicked jml from #twisted (IT IS NOT AN ARGUMENT IF I HAVE A GUN)
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<exarkun> +1 (Insightful)
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<dash> bruce: oh. intellectual dishonesty doesn't bother me when it comes to getting k5 to post our propaganda.
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<moshez> dash: intellectual dishonesty doesn't bother me when it comes to brainwashing and taking over the world
|
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<dash> moshez: That's what I said.
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<MoonFallen> i'm looking at a perl program called tedia2sql
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<MoonFallen> the author seems pretty competent, judging by the quality of the program, but it takes him almost 300 lines what t.p.usage would allow me to do in 50
|
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<MoonFallen> and i'm not that good
|
||
<glyph> MoonFallen: yes, but I'm *amazing*, and I wrote t.p.usage ;-D
|
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<MoonFallen> well shit, no wonder
|
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<glyph> and it's been hacked on by people smarter than me, since then.
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<MoonFallen> incidentally, who do you consider smarter than you? i need to hire those people or keep away from them
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<MoonFallen> lol. it's nice when someone starts out a post like this: " Basically, the entire structure of your argument centers around the assumption that it's bad to have bugs in your program."
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<MoonFallen> then i know i can skip the rest of the post
|
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<bram> I just got a call from a mechanical voice which said 'I'm sorry, I dialed your number in error'
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|
||
Grocible says, "this programming job on another site demands "courage, commitment and loyalty""
|
||
Grocible says, "Courage commitment and fucking loyalty?!"
|
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Grocible asks, "is this an ad for a knight's assistant circa 1450?"
|
||
Grocible asks, "what were they called? Pages?"
|
||
Nate says, "So that's what Active Server Pages are."
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<liiwi> _pattern = re.compile('^(?P<client>[^ ]+) (?P<ident>[^ ]+) (?P<authuser>[^\[\n]+) \[(?P<mday>[0-9]+)\/(?P<mon_name>\w+)\/(?P<ye\
|
||
<liiwi> ar>[0-9]+):(?P<hour>[0-9]+):(?P<min>[0-9]+):(?P<sec>[0-9]+) (?P<timediff>[^ ]+)\] "(?P<method>(GET|HEAD|PUT|POST|TRACE|DELETE|O\
|
||
<liiwi> PTIONS|-))( (?P<url>.*) (?P<proto>[^ ].*))" (?P<status>.*) (?P<bytes>.*) "(?P<refer>.*)" "(?P<agent>[^"]+)"(($)|( (?P<stime>[^ \
|
||
<liiwi> ]+) (?P<vhost>[^ ]+).*$))')
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<radix> BURN IN HELL
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<radix> somebody dressed in a chicken suit came out during the concert and attacked them
|
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<radix> and they beat the crap out of it
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<rc> I don't find transclusive folding to be that useful a programming
|
||
language feature.
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<faassen> rc: well, it's an acquired taste.
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<Stravad> Python has that instance id thingy for everything
|
||
<glyph> Stravad: uh, that's not an OID, that's &foo; :-)
|
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<radix> glyph: !?
|
||
<dash> radix: that's what id() does
|
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<radix> kill me
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||
<radix> I read that as an XML entity
|
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<glyph> if zone transfers are bind fileformat
|
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<glyph> how much more complicated could this be than FTP? :)
|
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<dash> glyph: Prepare to be surprised.
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<dash> it's like a bicycle
|
||
<dash> but with internet
|
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<dash> itamar: ok. well, given that Jesus did rise from the dead, one has to consider what this says about him
|
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<itamar> he was lucky?
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<moshez> we aren't really a dictatorship
|
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<moshez> we're more like an anarchy, except WE ELIMINATE PEOPLE WE DON'T LIKE
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<radix> sometimes i eat tums just cuz I like the taste
|
||
<glyph> radix: that sounds like a bad idea
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||
<radix> you can never get enough calcium!@
|
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<glyph> radix: if your eyelids ever start sticking to your eyes, or you can't see or hear because a caky, white film has covered your eyes or ears, you may want to consider cutting back on your over-the-counter pharmiceutical intake
|
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<radix> hold up... let me raise the font size.
|
||
<radix> Oh.
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<moshez> nobody resizes my text terminals and lives.
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<saph> radix: i've eaten nothing but a subway and a weird coconut thing my mom
|
||
made that has a pecan on it and i was kind of afraid of it, but i was also
|
||
very hungry so hunger won out on that one
|
||
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|
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<glyph> the god of unit testing is going to kill me for this code
|
||
<Tv> There is no such thing.
|
||
<Tv> I would have been dead by lightning for years now.
|
||
* liiwi notices the lack of god of code commenting too
|
||
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<queuetue> Are these actual people we're discussing, or another webcomic?
|
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<glyph> ono! I have forgotten the sacred waterfall
|
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|
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<icepick> I, as someone who was a professional php programmer, can tell you: Think of the children
|
||
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<PenguinOfDoom> I reject that approach. It has a suspicious lack of internet.
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> itamar: uh, I *am* twistedmatrix.com
|
||
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|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> CA is definitely like life;
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> When is says "bonus", it means "you are buried"
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<itamar> i don't understand how COM works
|
||
<MoonFallen> me neither
|
||
<MoonFallen> i suspect it doesn't
|
||
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|
||
<lgonze> ok, name a security flaw in browsers.
|
||
<raph> "bugtraq browser" returns about 37,100 hits on google
|
||
<raph> sorry i don't have the patience to sift through them all
|
||
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|
||
<Yosomono> He's really a reasonable person, if you read his writing.
|
||
<Yosomono> I mean, aside from the "lizards run the world" thing.
|
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|
||
<glyph> AND NOW FOR A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR
|
||
<glyph> Are you WEIRD?
|
||
<glyph> Are you MADE OF INTERNET?
|
||
<glyph> Use Twisted! Or die. http://www.twistedmatrix.com/
|
||
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|
||
<MoonFallen> i know. but i've read too many horror stories. glyph gets run over
|
||
by a truck, his source code gets acquired from his estate by microsoft, evil
|
||
ensues
|
||
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|
||
<radix> bah screw it
|
||
* radix fakes it
|
||
<glyph> radix: hooray for faking
|
||
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|
||
<jml> will you take me, to build and to dist, in windows and in unix, till uninstall do we part?
|
||
<jml> If any man here objects, let him speak now or ... "error: command 'cl.exe' failed: No such file or directory"
|
||
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|
||
<dash> moshez: why's that better?
|
||
<moshez> dash: um, because it doesn't necessitate Elijah
|
||
<moshez> so it's more portable
|
||
<jml> re-use for fun and prophet
|
||
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|
||
<cow_2001> btw, for me python is love from first sight..
|
||
<exarkun> and as with real love, it will fade after you copulate with it
|
||
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|
||
<itamar> just because he was dating a 16 year old that one time he was
|
||
supposed to be doing a release...
|
||
<gvanrossum> too much info, okay?
|
||
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|
||
<itamar> liiwi: europe has no business
|
||
<itamar> thus it can't make business mistakes
|
||
<itamar> bunch of socialists living in caves banging rocks together
|
||
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|
||
<liiwi> why not illegalize guns while they're at it?
|
||
<chrchr> liiwi: Because they're Republicans. They love guns. It's _ideas_ they hate!
|
||
<liiwi> let's start using shotguns to route packets
|
||
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|
||
<radix> I love killing everything with the sword
|
||
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|
||
<porridge> does python have an equivalent of C ternary "?:" operator?
|
||
<Erwin> Python has the sextary operator, !@#$^&. Given expression x, each of the 6 operands of the sextary operator is evaluated depending on whether the expression is logically true, false, morally right or wrong or neither of those
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> if you're lucky it causes segfaults
|
||
<exarkun> if you're unlucky it signals the Mothership that Earth is ripe for invasion and brings about the destruction of all mankind
|
||
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|
||
<chrchr> fariseo: If PHP is like stabbing your eye sockets with a screwdriver, Python is like not stabbing your eye sockets with a screw driver.
|
||
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|
||
<saph> i don't know. i've smoked more than my fair share of pot in my day and i've never shot anyone or raped or been raped by anyone
|
||
<saph> the most i'd do is make some really fucking cool paintings
|
||
<saph> that and played the best scrabble game of my life
|
||
<saph> but that was under the influence of both pot and alcohol
|
||
<radix> "floopy! it's a word! I swear it!"
|
||
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|
||
<sjj> radix: I could smoke a pound of crack and still pronounce "nuclear" better than G.W.B
|
||
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|
||
<saph> sjj: president is a minimum age of 35 (which i think is complete bs)
|
||
<saph> i know people who are 28 who could run the country better than bushy
|
||
<sjj> saph: I could argue I know people 5 years old who could run it better than bush.
|
||
* warner knows magic 8-balls which could etc..
|
||
<saph> sjj: a ficus plant could do better
|
||
<dash> warner: that's why i'm voting for Inanimate Carbon Rod!
|
||
<jml> In Rod We Trust
|
||
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|
||
<sjj> moshez: I somewhat see what you meant about Gimli being the target of _lots_ of jokes in TT
|
||
<sjj> moshez: it got a bit old after a while :\
|
||
<Tv> Yes, the jokes fell a little.. short.
|
||
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|
||
<Pahan> Comfort me, please.
|
||
<fzZzy> no
|
||
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|
||
<spiv> 11am - 6pm. For *five* whole days. And that's just one game! It's brilliant.
|
||
<glyph> it's like the chanukah of professional sports!
|
||
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|
||
* warner has done too much work with intermittent test failures
|
||
<warner> my worst nightmares involve the alarm clock only ringing on mornings after I fall asleep on minutes ending in an even number
|
||
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|
||
<Artimage> Says it will take 15 minutes
|
||
<Tschechow> 15 _apple_ minutes.
|
||
<Artimage> Actually, its already down to 4.
|
||
<Tschechow> oh, you got hardware with an apple-minute-rate <1?
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> it probably doesn't even belong in the evil directory
|
||
<dash> exarkun: why, do you have a "stupid/"?
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> bring on the dancing monkeys
|
||
<Tenshihan> radix?
|
||
<exarkun> That works
|
||
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|
||
<moshez> jml: but euphemisms for sex are common in all languages :)
|
||
<exarkun> moshez: what about lojban?
|
||
<jml> exarkun: there's no record of any lojban speakers having sex. :)
|
||
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|
||
<jml> If I were a girl, I'd fall in love with a bloke who wrote copious amounts of documentation.
|
||
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|
||
<MoonFallen> i just signed up for a trial of o'reilly's safari thing, and noticed they had a "voodoo" topic category
|
||
<MoonFallen> the first three books are about .NET
|
||
<MoonFallen> i always had a feeling there was goat blood and zombies involved
|
||
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|
||
<moshez> Debian: If It's Free, Insecure and Crap, We have It.
|
||
%
|
||
<jml> moshez: did you know that the average vegetarian walks around with 2 kgs
|
||
of anti-establishment bile in their stomach? :)
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> glyph: in the future, browsers will support google://blah blah :)
|
||
<glyph> moshez: in the future, telepathic russians will rule the earth, and computers will be made of synthetic cheese!
|
||
<moshez> glyph: before that
|
||
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|
||
<faassen> I mean, do they say, okay, so bush looks like a born again christian with a faint hold on sanity but he's really a secular humanist and that's *good* or that's *worse*?
|
||
<dash> faassen: he's a secular humanist with a faint hold on the english language
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> I'm an un-american anti-semitic american jew! I love this country.
|
||
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|
||
<hypatia> I'm not part of the American way because they don't let you own those kind of weapons around here :)
|
||
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|
||
<Pahan> dash uses windows?
|
||
<Tenshihan> his grandparents do -- so he's got some windows in his blood
|
||
<Tenshihan> it's like being a quarter jewish
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> lament: well. inductive folds are pretty much the same thing as
|
||
__get__ in python combined with the appropriate metaclass
|
||
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|
||
<jml> hmmm
|
||
<jml> Let me put it this way.
|
||
<jml> When I read 'Brave New World' I imagined most of it to be in a place very much like Canberra.
|
||
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|
||
<spiv> hypatia: I have seen snow!
|
||
<hypatia> spiv: When? You mistook frost for snow one time :)
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> see, in my day, we didn't have those fancy init scripts
|
||
<dash> just zeroes and ones
|
||
<dash> and we used upstream bandwidth both ways
|
||
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|
||
<Marvin--> well, yes, we know that /. is broken, but do you mean in some
|
||
particular way?
|
||
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|
||
<jml> Argh!! what's happening to me. I'm melting..
|
||
* Jerub hands jml a pamphlet : "So you've started to devolve into a primordial ooze".
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> dash: well, I lent my crystal ball to itamar
|
||
<moshez> because his broke.
|
||
<moshez> and then he broke mine.
|
||
<moshez> evil itamar.
|
||
<itamar> I did not break your balls!
|
||
%
|
||
<Kengur> dash: r u familiar with the Nebula Device?
|
||
<dash> Kengur: you.... *might* say that, yes
|
||
<Erwin> Kengur: that's the self-destruction device Kirk threatens to blow up?
|
||
<dash> Erwin: Kirk's was before the invention of C++, though
|
||
<dash> Erwin: so they couldn't really imagine the horrificness
|
||
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|
||
<dash> sourceforge's CVS server is secretly dalnet!
|
||
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|
||
<moshez> Yosomono: I AM INSANE!!!!!
|
||
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|
||
<etrepum> webtastic
|
||
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|
||
<liiwi> hrmpf. concurrency issues are nasty
|
||
* Tv gives liiwi two forks and invites him to join the table.
|
||
<liiwi> Tv: can I bring my leatherman?
|
||
<Tv> Well, only if you give up one fork.
|
||
<Tv> We need to have the same number of tools and eaters.
|
||
<Tv> Otherwise it's quite unfair :)
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> the common definitions say that after a person rises from his grave, he is the undead.
|
||
<dash> moshez: Buffy definitions are not common definitions.
|
||
<moshez> dash: Buffy could kick your ass.
|
||
%
|
||
<ameoba> EVERYBODY GET STONED!!!
|
||
<dash> ameoba: furthermore
|
||
<dash> ameoba: everybody MUST get stoned
|
||
<ameoba> YAY EQUALITY
|
||
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|
||
<z3D> dash: yup ... remember the word 'enterprise' ?
|
||
<dash> z3D: YES! it is one of my favorite words
|
||
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|
||
<chrchr> datazone: jwz didn't invent "If the only tool you have is a hammer . . ." any more than the French invented tongue kissing.
|
||
<datazone> chrchr: my grandpa invented french kissing
|
||
<datazone> and i will be damned if i sit here and listen to you say that he didnt
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> '''The MODE command is a dual-purpose command in IRC. It allows both usernames and channels to have their mode changed. The rationale for this choice is that one day nicknames will be obsolete'''
|
||
<dash> yeah, and the marxist state will wither away
|
||
%
|
||
* radix is a monkey with a bamboo stick
|
||
* Kengur tries to trade banana for a bamboo stick
|
||
<radix> hah!
|
||
* radix beats kengur on the head and steals his banana.
|
||
<radix> You don't need trade when you've got a bamboo stick.
|
||
%
|
||
<lament> Software Engineering is basically a set of techniques for making bad programmers write good code.
|
||
<dash> lament: Which is why it doesn't work.
|
||
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|
||
<Yosomono> ameoba: my hand made me sleep on the couch :P
|
||
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|
||
<tansaku> mathematics is so about sex
|
||
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|
||
<chrchr> Spalding Grey made the point that comedians (and comic artists!) might spend a long time building up to the punchline at the end of the joke, while a good storyteller can have the audience laughing throughout the story.
|
||
<chrchr> Discuss.
|
||
<exarkun> Spalding Grey is a monkey in red suspenders.
|
||
<chrchr> exarkun: Excellent point.
|
||
<chrchr> Everyone, how does exarkun's point about Spalding Grey being a monkey in red suspenders make you feel?
|
||
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|
||
<kiko> is it just me or is the term "software design" too vague to shake a stick at?
|
||
<exarkun> kiko: get a bigger stick
|
||
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|
||
<jml> dash: is quoting pokey like mentioning the holocaust on usenet?
|
||
<dash> jml: nope
|
||
<dash> jml: quoting pokey is recommended practice
|
||
<jml> dash: but, it makes retort impossible.
|
||
<dash> jml: you're beginning to understand
|
||
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<radix> HORRIBLE JAVASCRIPT ARGh
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<moshez> radix: when a teenage suicidal brooding girl builds a web site, what do you expect?
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<itamar> glyph: spyce.sf.net
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<glyph> GYAH
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<glyph> yes, I've seen this before
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<glyph> I believe it was looking at this page that I coined the phrase "captain Dimwit McStupid"
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<fatjim> quotemaster: i know a guy on gimpnet who wrote his entire website in bash
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<fatjim> quotemaster: then he wrote an ircbot in bash
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<fatjim> quotemaster: then his head exploded and we had to burn the entire building to prevent an epidemic
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<dash> I<>, const char* fhtagn
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<radix> When I take PCP, I pretend that I'm half-leprechaun-half-cheetah
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<dash> "You feel jumpy."
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<Acapnotic> Are there sound effects that accompany the speaking of "Debian Project Leader"? Trumpet fanfare or choir of angles or the hushed whispering of the cabal or something?
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<_moshez> Acapnotic: the Empire music from Star Wars
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<_moshez> dam dam dam dadadam dadadam
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<psy> good thing my 15yo sister also smokes rollies =P
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<dash> i used to think ms creighton was just insane, but i'm reminded of a .sig on the parrot list
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<dash> "the difference betweeen insanity and genius is measured by success"
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<sjj> itamar: you'll be sorry when the VIC is mainstream! you'll all be out of jobs HAHA
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<Logan> You might as well ban dancing next!
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<Yosomono> Logan: We don't allow that sort of reckless behaviour here.
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<Yosomono> Logan: It leads to fraternization amongs youngsters, and eventually PREMARITAL SEX
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<Logan> chrchr: Are you saying this channel is boring?
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<Logan> I think I saw something funny in here once.
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<glyph> oh. where is saph?
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<exarkun> she got a job
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<glyph> Hooray!
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<exarkun> It's a mixed blessing
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<glyph> What's in the mix?
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<exarkun> I get to hear about how I don't have one a lot :P
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* zookoasleep sleeps furiously.
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<raph> [WebDAV] probably has all the disadvantages of a stateless protocol combined with the problems of actually implementing state
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<chrchr> If I had dignity, I'd have to start wearing pants to work.
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<amybah> THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISIED (to drm compliant devices)
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<dash> "we wisssssh to sssquissssh, my preciousss"
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<itamar> glyph freaked out my grandmother
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<dash> [From the GPL FAQ:] "If the program dynamically links plug-ins, and they make function calls to each other and share data structures, we believe they form a single program"
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<dash> the days of "one process == one program" are coming to an end, i believe
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<SamB> o/` Python is a totally different way of thinking, which doesn't have much to do with linking o/`
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<glyph> moshez, you are only allowed to be excited about one insipid american cultural icon at a time
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<moshez> glyph: have you not realized that at heart, I'm an american teenage girl :)
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<moshez> I prefer the ones who fully embrace, knowingly and publically, the commercialization
|
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<moshez> than the ones who commercialize by being "non-commercial" (Eminem is the prime example here)
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<Aco> whatever... i just like girls in white panties
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<lstep> It's not my fault, my wife keeps connecting under false identities to monitor me!
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<wzZzy> I tried to use woven.guard sunday night
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<hazmat> and?
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<wzZzy> hazmat: glyph's powers of obfuscation are considerable
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<icepick> to the batlaptop!
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<moshez> radix: oh, and did I tell you I'm officially a sock puppet now?
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<wzZzy> what's up mjs
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<mjs> wzZzy: nothing much, just got home from school... yourself?
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<wzZzy> mjs: workin'
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<mjs> that's what you are always doing. =)
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<wzZzy> that's cause I have a job
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<raph> but if you are going to combine a scoring system with eigenvectors, it's a lot easier to think about linear things than funky bayesian formulae
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<wmf> eigenbloggers are useful, too
|
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* raph prepares to eigensmack wmf
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<raph> prepare to compute the eigenvalue of _this_, fool
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<exarkun> nethack should be made illegal
|
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<exarkun> it corrupts the minds of otherwise upstanding young men
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<dash> exarkun: dont make it illegal 'til after i get this fellow into gehennom
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<glyph> I am getting my design on.
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<glyph> (For those of you not already in the aisles, this means: RUN!!!!)
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<glyph> I _really_ like this one
|
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<glyph> it may not be appropriate for the main site, but we're going to have to use it someplace
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<glyph> radix: Your credulity is not a requirement for precipitation!
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<shapr> no one wants to play with my monads :-(
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<ThreeSeas> what is melatonin?
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<ThreeSeas> is that like another programming language?
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<gus> doesn't the phonetic representation (Zo["o]l.) mean that it should be pronounced "Zoul"?
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<glyph> I don't know...
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<glyph> I can't read phonetic.
|
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<gus> and all this time I thought you were phonecian.
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<exarkun> Oh. The infamous "Windows sucks" bug.
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<datazone> you know, america has alot of different military orginazations
|
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<radix> yes, maybe they'll get into a war
|
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<radix> i want to make sweet love to twisted.python.components
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<ameoba> radix : it probably wouldn't be hard to whip up an adapter +)
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<jml> _moshez: having dates would be kinda cool.
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<itamar> jml: if you take a shower every day, you'll find it's a lot more
|
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<trawa_@ircnet> im trying to get started with web services, but i need
|
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some software - i think i read all of ibm's articles on that, read
|
||
about 4suite - does anyone know of sth litghter, smaller in size and
|
||
easier to absorb?
|
||
<dash> trawa: hmm. what do you mean by "get started with web services"? :)
|
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<trawa_@ircnet> well im trying to port my html application to flash mx
|
||
but dont fell like using cold fusion..
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<exarkun> What powers the orbital lasers
|
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<exarkun> I always assumed it was the Sun, but now I don't think that would work too well
|
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<exarkun> Unless we are anticipating zero resistance after the destruction of the Sun
|
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<exarkun> This sounds like a serious flaw in our plans, then
|
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<floam> itamar: think of how the anonymous bathroom fits in with the way our society works
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<floam> the paper towel represents the customers
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<dash> perl has EVERYTHING.
|
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<brc> except buffer overflows
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<wzZzy> we should write an os
|
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<itamar> YES
|
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* itamar starts a sourceforge project
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<chrchr> There are some dead/preserved carpenter ants in a bag in the mailroom of the building where I live, and a sign that says, "THESE ARE CARPENTER ANTS. BEWARE!!"
|
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<datazone> chrchr: why do they assume ants can read, and if they can read, that they can read english?
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<sayke> those whom the gods would destroy they first make l33t
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<shapr> ucking keyoar
|
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<drewp> this twisted thing really is a text adventure game
|
||
<dash> drewp: What a ridiculous notion.
|
||
private message from dash: wuh oh, drewp is on to us
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* itamar goes to french class
|
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<radix> FRENCH class???
|
||
<radix> Don't you mean FREEDOM class?
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<glyph> my condolances
|
||
<itamar> if Thunder- solves it i'll be ok
|
||
<itamar> writing a C++ extension to open a fucking find dialog is soooo fun
|
||
<glyph> oh
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<glyph> I meant "my condolances on failing to stop the war" :)
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<moshez> glyph: I have an ethical question for you.
|
||
<glyph> moshez: my answer, as always, is "kill them all and let god sort them out"
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<snibri1> i wonder if those boost ppl ever sleep
|
||
<jemfinch> snibri1: why?
|
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<AdamV> snibri1: Nightmares from C++ template coding?
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<Artimage> Amazon wish lists are really a double edged sword.
|
||
<Artimage> This guy made me his amazon friend... so I checked out his list...
|
||
<Artimage> lots of 'how to make your own porno movies' books... I now know WAY TOO MUCH... but I have no clue who he is.
|
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<Artimage> I would have to know someone at least a week before I'd be interested in knowing this.
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<treker> pyn ur fuckin hot
|
||
<treker> :-Plol
|
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<moshez> marz: don't be scared!
|
||
<moshez> marz: the squishing is fun
|
||
<moshez> ask anyone
|
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<dash> it isn't fun
|
||
<dash> it's like a tiny genocide
|
||
<moshez> marz: ok, ask anyone except dash
|
||
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<moshez> dash: what is your profession, again?
|
||
<dash> moshez: "irc junkie"
|
||
<moshez> dash: good money in that, huh?
|
||
<dash> moshez: money?
|
||
<dash> moshez: now that you mention it
|
||
<dash> most of my jobs lately have come from irc
|
||
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|
||
[re: porting the rewrite of jelly to Scheme]
|
||
<radix> So is it still really mutaty?
|
||
<glyph> It's so mutaty you're going to be using 'set' with *two* exclamation points
|
||
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|
||
<jml> you ever heard about cosmic conflicts between the forces of order and
|
||
the forces of chaos? Well, Canberra is like Order winning, stomping over the
|
||
frail corpse of chaos, and all spontenaity, surprise and flexibility
|
||
disappearing from the world.
|
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<Spec> Damn you pyn. You are now my greatest adversary.
|
||
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|
||
<-- Spec has quit ("The bell that controls our lives has released us into the world....woot.")
|
||
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|
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<exarkun> What's a good, low-cost way to notice when a new file exists in a directory?
|
||
<SamB> exarkun: open the directory for reading, read to the end, and use select? (crazy!)
|
||
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|
||
<coderman> you ever see my callback templates for use with static and member functions?
|
||
<coderman> it works nicely, which is a credit to the STL, but it is also so incredibly ugly it makes my head hurt
|
||
<coderman> http://cubicmetercrystal.com/alpine/gen_html/base/AppUtils/AppCallback.h.html
|
||
<zooko> What the fuck, man? Why are you memcpying these void*'s? Where is callbackData_ defined? What are all these things templated on "class argument Type"?? AAAAiiiigh!
|
||
* zooko holds one hand over his eyes and clicks blindly with the mouse in the attempt to hit the "close window" button.
|
||
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|
||
* Acapnotic puts on his "in MY day, we had to write our modelines by hand, with nothing more than some loose notes by matt walsh, the back on an envelope, and the blood from our own hands..." pants.
|
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|
||
<jml> the phrase "unstable reactor" makes me feel a little nervous
|
||
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||
<etrepum> dance dance hack?
|
||
<radix> hack hack revolution
|
||
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|
||
<pyn> <widada@ircnet> this is what i see: "<pyn> <radix@fn> Huh?"
|
||
<pyn> <princepsd@ircnet> do you want to see somethingelse?
|
||
<pyn> <princepsd@ircnet> ;))
|
||
<pyn> <princepsd@oftc> or is this to much for you? ;))
|
||
<pyn> <princepsd@efnet> the bridge confuses you?
|
||
<princepsd> you can't keep track? ;))
|
||
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<exarkun> why would someone mount a swapfile from an NFS mount?
|
||
<MoonFallen> exarkun: to bring about an anarchic dystopia
|
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||
<princepsd> marxist witted is a anagram of twistedmatrix
|
||
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||
<exarkun> z3p: conch is making me sad again
|
||
<z3p> exarkun: conch only does ssh, it is not responsible for also making you happy
|
||
<exarkun> Oh. Crud.
|
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<bram> it's nice being a cult leader :-)
|
||
<bram> now I must get my minions to start giant bonfires in the woods and do ritual dances around them
|
||
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<Yosomono@efnet> glyph: Does it amuse you sometimes to realize you've created an entire genre of coding for people?
|
||
<glyph> Yosomono: "sometimes"? It amuses me constantly. It's become the central staple of my entire sense of humor, as well as my livelihood.
|
||
<glyph> It is easily the most amusing thing in my life.
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||
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<dash> if python is an orchestra, overloaded operators are "miscellaneous percussion"
|
||
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|
||
<radix> Don't be a consumer! Live off the land
|
||
<itamar> there are no pants-trees in nyc
|
||
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<fzZzy> what good is planetary consciousness if it can't open an arbitrary socket?
|
||
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<jml> can someone briefly explain componentized in the context of the web registry?
|
||
<spiv> jml: You've got an internet cloud, right? Only, you're reading isometric, so you really want an internet *cube*.
|
||
So, you take your componentised cloud, and ask it for a cube adapter. Then exigency girl arrives, kicks your ass, and everyone
|
||
is happy.
|
||
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|
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<spiv> As far as I'm concerned, the meat pie is the ultimate unit of currency.
|
||
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|
||
<Noen> fear twisted, because its leet
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> jml: I PROMISE I really thought popsicle was a good idea at the time.
|
||
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|
||
<jml> balsa is crying out to be re-written in Twisted
|
||
<jml> 'heal me' 'heal me'
|
||
<jml> 'I don't want to be threaded'
|
||
<Acapnotic> yeah, lots of mail programs say that
|
||
<jml> Acapnotic: It must be very easy to write GUI mail programs that suck
|
||
<Acapnotic> it is, but a lot of people have gone above and beyond the
|
||
bare minimal effort required
|
||
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|
||
<warner> Activate the Flux Condensor!
|
||
<MoonFallen> We can fix it by patching the wireless with a subspace access point!
|
||
<itamar> the powerbook's dilithium crystals are not in tune with the mr814 access point
|
||
* warner looks through his toolbox for a transdimensional flux agitator
|
||
<warner> uh-oh, we've got a level 3 resonance singularity
|
||
<MoonFallen> But it'll be risky! We've got to get the harmonics oscillating
|
||
correctly before Buffy comes on, or we'll be dead in the water.
|
||
<warner> Right, you align the warp power conduits while I re-fractalize the
|
||
positronic emitters. We meet back on the engineering level in 40
|
||
centons.
|
||
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||
<warner> happy tests, fat buildmaster
|
||
<spiv> warner: I can practically hear it yelling "Feed me, warner!" from
|
||
here ;)
|
||
<spiv> Heh. Now I'm envisaging a "Little Shop of Hackers" with the
|
||
buildmaster as the plant (and the buildslaves for tendrils!), and poor
|
||
warner as Seymour :)
|
||
<warner> FEED ME!
|
||
<spiv> For some reason, I keep thinking of _moshez as the dentist ;)
|
||
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<exarkun> radix: [dash] *is* a lazy sob
|
||
<exarkun> radix: but that doesn't mean he's wrong
|
||
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<itamar> I don't want my name in the windows registry
|
||
<itamar> it's probably bad luck
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> it's JAVA, if you didn't want to type FIFTY LINES to do ONE STUPID THING you wouldn't be using it, right?
|
||
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||
<jml> _moshez: yeah, but that's obviously an imposed patriarchal paradigm
|
||
that's entirely foreign to the implicit metanarritive.
|
||
<flax07> not to be ot - but can anyone give some newbie help
|
||
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|
||
<freeside> On a scale of One to AWESOME, twisted.web is PRETTY ABSTRACT!!!!
|
||
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||
<rik> note to self: do not advise people to use a Deferred when in #c.
|
||
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||
<saph> dash: when you take over the world, can i be in charge of leather and vinyl active wear?
|
||
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||
<Nafai> w00t w00t w00t w00t!
|
||
<Nafai> I don't understand all of the code, but it works!
|
||
<Nafai> I guess I should check it in.
|
||
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||
<moshez> glyph: I don't care about actual people
|
||
<moshez> glyph: I care about not screwing up Debian
|
||
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||
<arno> what are the main things to change going from [bsddb] 3.3 to 4.1?
|
||
<icepick> moving around when you open transactions
|
||
<arno> sounds like money laundering strategies...
|
||
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|
||
<gt3> welcome to the world wide wtf
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> warner: you want to port twisted to PyMite?
|
||
<warner> now *that* would be entertaining..
|
||
<Nafai> ...for various definitions of entertaining
|
||
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|
||
<zooko> I don't know if I'll have much time, but my goals are: 1. test_ent.py, 2. ent.py, 3. make znff.py use ent.py, 4. rule the universe
|
||
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|
||
<hypatia> moshez: That's OK, you can feature in my diary as "Glyph's bitch".
|
||
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|
||
<akrherz> quotacheck <-- Do I have quota left for more questions :)
|
||
<radix> akrherz: Insert $.25
|
||
<akrherz> where? Can I just give my credit card?
|
||
<radix> akrherz: That'll do.
|
||
<akrherz> wow, the internet is fantastic
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> dreid: so you have some free time?
|
||
<dreid> glyph: not really but i could always sleep less
|
||
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|
||
<jml> any world knowledge-ables about?
|
||
<chrchr> jml: YES.
|
||
<chrchr> jml: Oh. You mean twisted.world.
|
||
<jml> chrchr: yes.
|
||
<jml> chrchr: I am not aware of any other.
|
||
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|
||
<wumpus> google, froogle, when are they going to start making names that make sense? :P
|
||
<wumpus> even the twisted module names make more sense
|
||
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|
||
<dash> wumpus: names that make sense are at an end
|
||
<dash> wumpus: they have been all trademarked
|
||
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|
||
<chrchr> radix: Are you at NASA? Do you see any of the aliens?
|
||
<radix> No.
|
||
<radix> chrchr: They don't keep the aliens at Goddard, anyway
|
||
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|
||
<_moshez> dash: we need to make Twisted into, pardon the comparison, Zope
|
||
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|
||
<Holocaine> moshez: I think your bad wrap comes from the fact that all of us
|
||
are far too postmodern for your version of correctness. =)
|
||
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|
||
--- itamar has changed the topic to: "We reject kings, presidents, and voting. We believe in rough consensus and running code." -- David Clark
|
||
<dash> also, giant robots.
|
||
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|
||
<itamar> better not have children anywhere [POWERFUL CORPORATION'S NAME ELIDED -ed] can fly lawyers
|
||
<etrepum> hah
|
||
<etrepum> they're not that bad
|
||
<itamar> that's what they all say
|
||
<itamar> and then it's "but I didn't think they take *my* little Joanne!"
|
||
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|
||
<dash> fortunately not all people who call themselves christians are bloodthirsty imperialists
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> dreid: you want to talk about the web?
|
||
<dreid> glyph: yes
|
||
<glyph> dreid: I THINK THE WEB IS TERRIBLE
|
||
<dreid> well there is always gopher
|
||
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|
||
<zoyd> someone help me with using dictclient.py
|
||
<zoyd> the dict.org client that is.
|
||
<tappintap> zoyd: what are you trying to do. Start at the beginning, like: I
|
||
got up today, and I wanted to paint the shed.
|
||
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|
||
<dash> there is a particular sense of fatigue that i have come to associate with the aftermath of attempting to troubleshoot windows problems
|
||
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|
||
<itamar> oooh
|
||
<itamar> Windows Server 2003 CD
|
||
<itamar> 180 day evaluation
|
||
<glyph> itamar: damn! that's half as good as the full product
|
||
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|
||
<ivan> i can't wait till palladium!
|
||
<ivan> cheat-free gaming at last
|
||
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|
||
<jml> spiv: some might call it rewriting, I call it "refactoring from zero"
|
||
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|
||
<Nafai> I need to find a reason to learn Woven. :)
|
||
<exarkun> it will get you laid
|
||
* Nafai thinks
|
||
<Nafai> I'm not sure I believe you.
|
||
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|
||
<jml> if I'm stuck in windows, what's a good browser?
|
||
<jml> preferably one that implements the Aquinas protocol so I can get infinite bandwidth with no hardware upgrades
|
||
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|
||
<radix> THE REAL WORLD IS JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
|
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<radix> ARAGH
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* radix shoots himself.
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<exarkun> "While working on a web framework late one night, Mr. Preston was sucked into an http vortex and trapped on the internet. Now he roams from website to website, crying at code embedded in malformed html templates and exploiting cross site scripting bugs."
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<AdamV> SamB: PHP's basic control structure is the "database timeout error".
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<tjs> I was telling the guys at work about woven, and they asked me to implement it in php.. I told them, without battering an eyelid, that it was totally impossible.. sometimes you just have to stand up for whats right
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<tjs> they have xml parsers for php
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<dash> I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT
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<WuN> my school went on a trip to Queens U last week (like we stayed the week
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in the dorms and such), and i took java... i learned 3 things that week:
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<Yosomono@efnet> chrchr: In MMORPGs, I typically play female characters too.
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Mostly because if I'm gonna spend a lot of time looking at
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this person's ass while they're running around, I wanna see
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<Tv> How does everyone feel about getting all dirty with low-level networking in twisted?
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<Tv> I'm thinking ip, udp etc.
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<Tv> As in, "here's the full packet".
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<itamar> personally, it fills me with an unholy glee
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<itamar> Tv: there are people who will offer to marry you if you release this
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<jml> if only I could eat whitespace
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<prell> glyph: thanks :-)
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<liiwi> wow, a drive-by thanking
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<exarkun> radix: also, I need a crossover cable.
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<radix> wth are you using cables for
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<radix> cables are gross
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<etrepum> because sometimes you want bandwidth
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<radix> yeah right!
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<etrepum> well you can go play your infocom games and I'll transfer large files
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On 2003.05.23 18:54, Glyph Lefkowitz wrote:
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> On Friday, May 23, 2003, at 06:45 PM, Bob Ippolito wrote:
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> > The next big thing is to fantasize about nonexistent programming
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> > languages that make good compile and runtime decisions for you.
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>
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> Hey wait! I'm *really good* at that! Let me tell you about this paper
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> I read on linear objects...
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[Later that day, on IRC...]
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<radix> dash: dogg! glyph is cutting up
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<radix> dash: latest post to t-p
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<dash> radix: Yeah, i know he hates me and wants me to die
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<dash> radix: why, what's new?
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<dash> cfork: if all you have are nails, there's no need to pick up the
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biggest hammer with the poison-ivy oil on the handle every time
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<zooko> I once had a party in Amsterdam, and there were two live webcams, and I was worried that people would
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<zooko> accidentally do something on camera that they didn't intend to.
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<zooko> So I spent a long time making great big signs, hard to miss even if you are fucked up, saying
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<zooko> "THERE IS A WEB CAM IN THIS ROOM" and stuff like that.
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<zooko> As soon as the party started some people pushed the cam aside and started doing lines of coke on the desktop.
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<chrchr> datazone-work: Some people dominate the world because they can't hold down a regular job and like the flexible hours that world domination offers.
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<fzZzy> dang. when there are so many layers of abstraction you don't understand it's tough to do a minimal test :(
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<fzZzy> and when glyph writes no docstrings
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<fzZzy> now I know how people feel trying to use woven
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<Tv> Enough rope to shoot a foot in your mouth.
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<_moshez> enough mixed metaphors to grab a bull by its horns?
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<Tv> Enough mixed metaphors to grab a bull and eat it, too.
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<glyph> jml: world needs help
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<spiv> glyph: Sound like you need to put an ad out for a superhero
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<glyph> spiv: all too true
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<glyph> world.save()
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<moshez> the breasts are part of the cognitive dissonance
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<glyph> So, how do I tell distutils to compile/link with g++ rather than gcc?
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<spiv> glyph: By typing your commands IN BLOOD
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<cehteh> >>> foo()
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<cehteh> Segmentation fault
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<cehteh> doh
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<whitestar> cehteh: sucks to be foo()!
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<deltab> I pity the foo()
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<itamar> ambivalent?
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<gus> kinda
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<radix> how many people are we going to get posting to the list "How do I do X? I can't use <perfect solution>, it doesn't fit my design" today?
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<sjj> spiv: where does your family live?
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<spiv> sjj: Singleton.
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<limi> I need some sex to adjust my sleeping patterns
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<limi> the only thing that *really* works ;)
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<sjj> dash: you certainly are an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a hat.
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<cyli> actually I signed on because i was curious to see what people thought about the stem cell debate
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<radix> cyli: I'm with Dream Theater on that one
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<glyph> radix: You believe that the decision on the debate should involve a melodic but very complex 10-minute sample montage?
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<radix> glyph: Hell yes
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<Alea> Just spent the last 6 months writing const-ridden C++ code...
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<radix> I've *never* had to copy a data structure before returning in any of my code
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<radix> Alea: We're a more, ahh, free-thinking bunch. Like hippies, you know?
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* radix passes some pot to Alea
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<dash> glyph: i don't see anything else you'd want to use '' for
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<glyph> dash: a user named ''
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<dash> glyph: is there a good reason to allow users named that? :)
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<jml> : of course not
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<itamar> stupid useless gods
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<moshez> glyph: but I'd recommend giving him a ban
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<moshez> it's like chops
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<moshez> except better
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<Jerub> Why do people punish themselves with latex?
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<anthony> Jerub: well, you see... oh. you mean LaTeX.
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<cyli> maybe you can help me w/ more of woven's dynamic stuff?
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<cyli> you said it was really cool and you could do all sorts of weird things with it
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<cyli> does that involve lots of javascript?
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<glyph> yes
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<glyph> as well as blood of a Polynesian virgin
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<cyli> i thought the blood of a germanic princess
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<glyph> germanic princess is OK for static pages
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<pr0le> I find that when i get sex regularly, i tend to be more productive as a programmer.
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<pr0le> conversely, when i don't get it regularly, i am more productive as a musician.
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<MoonFallen> pr0le: i'm not a musician. i guess that makes my priorities very clear.
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<allexpro> why does twisted want to destroy the sun?
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<MFen> give it a gimmick in the overcrowded python network framework market?
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<MFen> you know, those feature checkboxes on those comparison pages. [x] tcp [x] udp [x] asynchronous [x] destroyed the sun
|
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<MFen> and on the right it would be like competitor ------ [x] tcp [x] udp [x] asynchronous [ ] destroyed the sun
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<abram> Anyone up for answering a Deferred question?
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<dash> abram: ask your question now, get an answer later!
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<glyph> the answer, of course, is "fuck Windows"
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On 2003.06.25 05:36, Moshe Zadka wrote:
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> On Wed, 25 Jun 2003, "W.J." wrote:
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> > I really hope twisted is not going to enforce this.
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>
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> Twisted is not about enforcement. Twisted is about mocking people who are
|
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> using the technology in non-optimal ways.
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<saph> dash: moshe rules!
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<dash> saph: maybe!
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<dash> but he'll have to fight me first
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<saph> dash: it has to be a clean fight, no stilts, no hats
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<Rumor> dash: What is this, the spanish inquisition?
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<dash> rumor: This is me asking you to think.
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<itamar> lets change the subject
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<glyph> itamar: Okay, let's talk about your inadequacies instead
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<tic> horray! twisted is working!
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<tic> now let's see if that IRC client thingy is working as well.
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<glyph> tic: QUICK SHUT IT DOWN BEFORE I ROOT YOUR COMPUTER
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<tic> glyph, NO PLAES DONNT!
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<itamar> I'm half jewish!
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<itamar> the other half is also jewish though
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* rt tries to think back to his college courses. "Elementary Carnivorous Dinosaur Avoidance 101" sticks out as a particularly useful class.
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<chrchr> rt: I think you might be dating yourself.
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<hefzibah> peaceniks never make up their minds - never date one.
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<lament> Slashdot karma, unfortunately, is not real karma, because it doesn't involve the death of the people who have it
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<glyph> spiv: FIX FTP
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<spiv> glyph: I'm a little pissed atm... don't encourage me to write code :)
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<sjj> spiv: pissed as in angry or pissed as in australian?
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<Riastradh> Syntax causes cancer of the semicolon.
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<radix> syntax rules
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<Riastradh> syntax-rules rules.
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<glyph> radix: PEACE AND LOVE!!!
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<radix> why
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<chrchr> What's the word for a potion that makes people horny? I
|
||
forget the word. Wild mead is supposed to do that.
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<Erwin> alcohol
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<glyph> LordVan: I don't know why people keep using twisted for all this serious stuff. It's a mud with a mailserver.
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<glyph> For example - if you came in here asking "how do I use a jackhammer" we might ask "why do you need to use a jackhammer"
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<glyph> If the answer to the latter question is "to knock my grandmother's head off to let out the evil spirits that gave her cancer", then maybe the problem is actually unrelated to jackhammers
|
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<Pahan> exarkun: Are you a brain surgeon?
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<exarkun> Pahan: I know where your brain is, and I've used a knife before, if that's what you mean.
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<moshez> nobomb: the rumours that we mutilated and killed people who badmouthed Twisted are completely unsubstantiated
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<exarkun> but please stay out of the garage
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<nobomb> since i learnt netscape started in a garage...i've yet to enter one
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<nobomb> something like that must be spawned from fornication carrion beasts
|
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<moshez> and what do the carrion beats feed on?
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||
<moshez> I can't tell you what they don't feed on!
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<nobomb> the limbs of mutilated twisted naysayers
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<moshez> and that's bodies of people we killed for badmouthing Twisted
|
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<nobomb> why not
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<moshez> because there aren't any!
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<nobomb> lies
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<hypatia> I don't think charmed is so applicable there?
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<moshez> I don't think the Charmed ones got their powers a little later
|
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<moshez> on the bad part, spiv would die :(
|
||
<hypatia> That's the price you pay for superpowers.
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<hypatia> Nobody gets superpowers and happiness.
|
||
<hypatia> Sorry spiv -- I'm trading up!
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<glyph> what the hell am I going to do with a dozen donuts?
|
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<dash> make 11 new friends
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<moshez> itamar: I mean, it's fun that I can trace ancestry pretty much to the people who invented flamewars, 3k years ago
|
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<itamar> moshez: this would explain a lot about you, yes
|
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<glyph> dizzyd: yeah, microdom.py vs. sux.py :)
|
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<radix> deathmatch!
|
||
<glyph> radix: sux would totally whup microdom's ass
|
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<glyph> radix: it would be all scary dressed up in leather and chains and shit
|
||
<glyph> and microdom would have a little bow tie
|
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%
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<phed> glyph: If I take care of some children, and I tell somebody else, "I just let them do whatever they want"...
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<phed> glyph: then people like you say "what if they KILL somebody! Shriek!".
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<glyph> phed: they actually say that? they say "shriek"?
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<phed> Shriek is the matingcall of people I hate
|
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<glyph> norway is a weird place
|
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<dash> soon copyright will be dead
|
||
<dash> and bookmobiles will roam the streets of america freely
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<moshez> jml: I AM A STANDARD
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<dizzyd> dude, life is good once you get the hang of this framework
|
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<dizzyd> my code just drizzles into modularity
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<dash> First they [the dev. team for Evolution: Worlds, a console game]
|
||
break mimesis, then they break the first rule of RPGs!
|
||
<glyph> what is the first rule of RPGs?
|
||
<dash> schizophrenic kleptomania
|
||
%
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||
<itamar> ow ow ow my head
|
||
<fzZzy> gently down the stream
|
||
<dash> merrily merrily merrily
|
||
<fzZzy> itamar is in pain
|
||
<itamar> I am going to kill you all
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%
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<moshez> I want to use ed
|
||
<moshez> but ed has flaws :(
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<dash> i would venture to say that ed is composed entirely of flaws
|
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<moshez> spiv: I cry wolf all the time, but that's because
|
||
WE'RE SURROUNDED BY WOLFS!
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||
<itamar> I must work
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> ooh, i have an idea
|
||
<dash> clone noam chomsky and hire the clones as greeters at wal-mart
|
||
<itamar> I've never been to a walmart
|
||
<itamar> how does that work?
|
||
<dash> itamar: it is a big room full of stuff
|
||
<glyph> dash: "Hello, you bourgeois military-industrial pig! Would you like
|
||
some coupons?"
|
||
%
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<MFen> irc is sort of a window into the schizophrenic part of the
|
||
brain, i think.
|
||
* Nafai tries to smash the window
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||
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<dunker> ah so the kqueue reactor doesn't spawn right
|
||
<spiv> dunker: Maybe it needs a full moon in spring, like certain types of fish?
|
||
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||
<jml> watching classic films and reading classic books is worth it, in general, just to appreciate The Simpsons more
|
||
%
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||
<lac> my problem is that i have the new cisco wireless card
|
||
<lac> and I cannot get it to work
|
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<lac> with my debian linux. curse it all.
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<lac> also running it makes my dishwasher go nuts
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||
%
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<BradB> Perl's main appeal is more social than technical. They have fun
|
||
tricking Perl into doing things we don't even have to think about in
|
||
Python.
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%
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<avida> like with enumerate(), i would go back to al my code and use enumerate ...
|
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<avida> im obsessed that way
|
||
<dash> is it rad to be obsessed avida
|
||
<avida> dash: its killer radical, indeed
|
||
%
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<Riastradh> glyph, explain why I'm writing twisted-scheme, then...and
|
||
making it implementation-independant.
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<glyph> Riastradh: because you are a WONDERFUL PERSON, even though I
|
||
disagree with you
|
||
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<itamar> why does my 1.8ghz pc take 30 seconds to delete start menu items
|
||
<itamar> what is it *doing*
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<radix> contacting the mothership by emanating magnetic signals from the movement of the HD heads across the platters.
|
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%
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<itamar> oh look, these people are writing a "pragmatic language"! from scratch
|
||
<itamar> someone get me some of those drugs
|
||
<itamar> I don't enjoy reality any more
|
||
%
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<Pahan> It looks like a very cool tihng.
|
||
<Pahan> But ugh, I hate fragile software.
|
||
<radix> Pahan: wtf, you're a l33t C++ hacker.
|
||
<radix> Pahan: you should be used to it.
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<etrepum> worst case you waste 40 bucks, best case it just works.. somewhere in the middle, you learn how to write a kernel driver
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<moshez> deltab: "write to stderr" is not a logging technology
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<radix> hooray! death to privatization
|
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<fzZzy> css is like putting a bandaid on your SEVERED HEAD
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<dash> well, we try
|
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<dash> but some of us are more trying than others
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<tenth> The issue tracker that solves the issue of failing to use the issue
|
||
tracker will rule the earth as a living god someday.
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||
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<Acapnotic> dash: how are the cookies connected to glyph's internet again?
|
||
<dash> Acapnotic: wires
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||
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<MFen> i don't want to look at it. but someone else should. seriously
|
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<MFen> hard work is not my thing
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<Erwin> it provides some thin abstractinos around Python objects so
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||
you don't have to screw around with refcounting, but nothing much
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<exarkun> abstractinos!
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||
<exarkun> the elementary particle of abstraction
|
||
<exarkun> excite them to high enough energy and they release their
|
||
gluons, resulting in a refactor!
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<exarkun> but don't excite them too much, or you'll end up with all
|
||
abstraction and no implementation!
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<radix> my misfortune is that Broken Sword crashing in the same spot
|
||
<radix> every time i try to play through it
|
||
<radix> whyyy
|
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<radix> my computer sucks
|
||
<dash> radix: yeah, this is why i don't buy games that say "broken" on the box
|
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<Ron> I'm beginning to suspect that statically linking is a bad idea?
|
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<exarkun> Not if you own a lot of shares of Maxtor or Seagate
|
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<moshez> IInsanity(moshez).squish(IHandsHaving(radix))
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||
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<radix> what the heck are you talking about
|
||
<MFen> cyberhigh
|
||
<Nafai> MFen: Is that a drug like snow crash?
|
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<MFen> almost exactly like that, but without the ninja motorcycle chase
|
||
%
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* moshez is insane toad
|
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<moshez> today
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<moshez> damnit
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%
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<tjs> at least C++ is comparitivly sane
|
||
<tjs> my day job is php
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<exarkun> tjs: uh
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||
<exarkun> tjs: oh
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%
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<exarkun> btw I hate imap
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<etrepum> python should come with a disclaimer
|
||
<etrepum> that says you may not want to use anything else ever again
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<MFen> want to write my requirements for me?
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||
<radix> Sure!
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||
<radix> "show a dancing monkey in the about box"
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%
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<dash> foom: at one level, i'd just say "screw that, let people share objects if they're foolish enough to try"
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<foom> yes, that's called "threading"
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<foom> and everyone is foolish enough to try
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<moshez> I miss the hype!!
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"from experience and months of lurking, I would say the Twisted newbie
|
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experience is characterised by waves of confusion and euphoria."
|
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-- Douglas Bagnall
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<sjj> one day you will understand how it is I came to be the sole
|
||
owner of this lemonade
|
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<warner> you killed all the other kids at the lemonade stand, didn't you
|
||
<sjj> hah hah haaah, free enterprise!
|
||
%
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<moshez> exarkun: I will tell saph to uncynicalize you
|
||
<itamar> with a SHOTGUN
|
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<itamar> the cynicism will leak out the holes
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<chrchr> SamB: pirate is an implementation of Python for the Parrot VM.
|
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<exarkun> Argh, matey.
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<radix> i like porn
|
||
<itamar> that's not womanizing
|
||
<itamar> that's objectification, closely related to OBJECTIVISM
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<radix> i like it a lot
|
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<sjj> so i'm trying to keep glyph out of jail and / or financial ruin
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<dash> "some guy in blue sunglasses killed the last guy who worked here. We think he was from the future."
|
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<glyph> dash: my sunglasses are mirrored grey, actually
|
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<dash> glyph: the ones you have NOW, you mean
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<MFen> anything that makes glyph go OH SHIT makes me want to buy garlic and silver bullets and get a lawyer
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<MFen> the silver bullets are in case it's a werewolf, the lawyer is in case it's a lawsuit and the garlic is to protect me from the lawyer
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<fzZzy> Yay! Advertising: Internal Server Error
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<fzZzy> my favorite kind of advertising
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<glyph> well, well, well.
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<glyph> it worked.
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<glyph> My desk is in the correct position.
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<glyph> My internet is on.
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<dash> glyph: GENERATE REVENUE
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<exarkun> rt: we could do with an out of control suicide rate
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<rt> unless you're willing to lead the way, I wouldn't go making that
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<exarkun> rt: I would, but if I hurl people off a cliff, it's murder, not
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suicide.
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<itamar> why isn't my mac shipping :(
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<MFen> they ran out of candy canes and gumdrops
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<raph> of course, from a mathematical point of view, "working" and "IMAP" are probably incompatible concepts
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<moshez> dance dance EVIL revolution
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<moshez> this is a game I will invent
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<moshez> it's like DDR
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<moshez> except on HEADS
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<moshez> hahahaah evil
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<ivan> why the *fuck* do we have 2.4ghz devices everywhere when water resonates at 2.4ghz and we're 90% water?
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<ivan> is this a conspiracy theory to kill us all?
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<exarkun> yes, ivan.
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<exarkun> very clever.
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<exarkun> you've found them out.
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<exarkun> you realize you've killed us all, I hope?
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<Acapnotic> I have a problem with edonkey though, and that is that I get hypnotized by the many parallel download meters
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<Acapnotic> one time I spent three days without eating, sleeping, or coding, just looking at the little progress meters and watching clients connect and disconnect and whatnot
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<saph_w> dash: how are you?
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<dash> saph_w: better than i deserve
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<dash> time to get my abstracti on
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<radix> PHP doesn't have interfaces, it has REIFIED PAIN
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<itamar> if I ever write a novel
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<itamar> the chapters will start with quotes from the quotefile
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<exarkun> my knowledge is exceeded only by good looks and success with the ladies
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<dash> exarkun: easy to believe
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<dash> they wouldn't have far to go
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<headh> where python stores its modules?
|
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<exarkun> internet
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<exarkun> the modules roam free in the valley of IP
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<exarkun> just beyond the IANA peaks and the black chasm of the IETF
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<lament> Listening to your heart? Pfft
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<lament> it's boring
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<lament> thud thud, thud thud
|
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<lament> and it's always the same beat
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<lament> it's not like it goes boom -kachink-chakachaka-boom!
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<hypatia> Oh well, as long as they aren't rapping in Andunaic...
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<dash> hypatia: actually
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<dash> hypatia: that would be kinda cool.
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<hypatia> dash: Impressive too, considering how small the known vocabulary is.
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<hypatia> Quenya or Sindarin would be doable.
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<hypatia> As long as you like rapping primarily about flowers, natural beauty and grief.
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<slyphon> what is Andunaic?
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<dash> slyphon: Adnaic is the language of Numenor.
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<slyphon> dash: is that in south-east-asia?
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<hypatia> The Noldor don't strike me as a very goth people, but, you know, maybe they've gotten with the times.
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<moshez> hypatia: like vampires, elves don't change
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<hypatia> moshez: They fade though. That's pretty goth.
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<exarkun> "packaged" doesn't mean easy to install or configure
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<exarkun> it means "comes in a pretty box carried by a guy in a $800 suit"
|
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<glyph> I agree that it would be huge amounts of fun to watch monkeys in $800 suits carrying big shiny boxes that say Twisted do a complicated ballet to the tune of "Money, Money, Money", so if you want to fund it, please send me the video tape
|
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<parks> ill take ASN.1 over XML any day
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<dash> parks: why?
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<parks> blind bigoted hatred
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<itamar> exarkun: does it do screenshots of empty landscapes?
|
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<itamar> if not it is NOT BEGUN
|
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<dash> exarkun: radix is ruined for life i guess
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<radix> no!
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<radix> i will experience WONDROUS JOY for the rest of my life
|
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<exarkun> radix: of course you will
|
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<exarkun> you're only ruined from the perspective of sane people
|
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<moshez> fuckin' jew
|
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<slyphon> moshez: i think they like to be called 'the messiah-challenged' these days
|
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<cherub> yay Unspeakable Algebra
|
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<cherub> I assume the geometry associated with all of this involves strange many-dimensional paralleltopes which are an affront to reason, and through the corners of which unknowable evil seeps into our plane of existance
|
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|
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<fzZzy> hmm. what happens if an interface inherits from another interface, and I try to adapt an object which declares it implements the subclass to the base class interface?
|
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<Jerub> the spacetime continuum will shatter, leaving only remnants of the previous inheritance tree to forge out an existance in the rubble of a former great civilisation.
|
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<glyph> moshez: Your interpretation of the human condition is, as always, colorful and, as always, wrong :)
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<moshez> glyph: I'm always polite
|
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<z3p> what is a good way to debug crazy errors in C modules?
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<Jerub> z3p: find -name "*.c" -exec rm {} \;
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<Jerub> extremists make middle ground exist.
|
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<glyph> Jerub: sometimes they salt the earth as they pass over the middle ground ;-)
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<gt3> i took a 2 month coding vacation and went soul searching
|
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<gt3> i collected a lot of souls..
|
||
<dash> gt3: cool. what are you going to do with them?
|
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<gt3> sell em on ebay
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<dash> whoa
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<dash> the mexican-flag thingy works like the editors at BYTE used to!
|
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<radix> "promgrenades"?!
|
||
<radix> that sounds like some terrorist weapon that a high schooler thought up
|
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<chrchr> see man mount. see spot run.
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<slyphon> chrchr: as long as we don't see "man mount spot"
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<radix> exarkun: I am skeptical.
|
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<exarkun> radix: Go skeptate elsewhere!
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<exarkun> radix: You're harshing my buzz.
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<PenguinOfDoom> And the app sucks.
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<exarkun> what do I care if the app sucks!
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<PenguinOfDoom> Running sucky apps diminishes honor of your mother.
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<teratorn> everything tastes better with a little internet
|
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<slyphon> do you know what guido said about why python didn't have an optimizing native code compiler?
|
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<radix> he said "i like meatloaf"
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<fzZzy> why is the king in yellow paperback 20 bucks :(
|
||
<glyph> fzZzy: I *seriously* hope you mean "The Yellow Sign" or something
|
||
<glyph> fzZzy: if you found an actual copy of The King in Yellow, DON'T TALK ABOUT IT HERE
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<radix> haha! fear my bamboo stick
|
||
<radix> thwap! swip! donk!
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<itamar> donk?
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||
<radix> itamar: yeah. stabbing in the forehead with a bamboo stick makes that sound.
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<dash> exarkun: CULTURAL OSMOSIS
|
||
<Glammie> Perhaps the expression has percolated throughout a variety of social media without retaining the tag of its orig
|
||
<Glammie> dash, jesus christ.. I just typed a whole sentence, and you say the same damn thing in 2 words. Damn you for your conciseness!
|
||
<dash> Glammie: PERSPICACITY WOO
|
||
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<glyph> fzZzy: It always starts with one harmless little branch tag, and pretty soon, you've got a revision in each hand, and you're snorting crushed revisions off the ass of a 12 year old boy you call "revision"
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<MFen> i swear to god c programmers must do #include <buffer_overflow.h>
|
||
* MFen upgrades his servers. again. hooray debian
|
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<exarkun> MFen: yes! except it's spelled <string.h>
|
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<exarkun> i think it's short for "... long embarassing string of security vulnerabilities ..."
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<saph_w> i think buildbot should be renamed vlad
|
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<saph_w> and be given scripts to talk about makeout sessions it's had
|
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<exarkun> all twisted has in the way of ipv6 support is Twisted/sandbox/exarkun/ipv6.py
|
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<exarkun> Which someone should rewrite as an internet newapp service and drop in a more useful location
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: hum
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: I suppose we should take our lead from DNS
|
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<glyph> exarkun: and add a function to the reactor called
|
||
<glyph> listenTCPTCPTCPTCP
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<moshez> we can program in morse code
|
||
<dash> moshez: will you release it under an Open Morse license?!@
|
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<mesozoic> fzZzy: uh... when you click "Read Next Message", and the entire things refreshes using JavaScript instead of simply opening another page, I think you're adding unneeded layers of complexity.
|
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<fzZzy> mesozoic: that's awesome!
|
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<mesozoic> fzZzy: it was the way the whole thing tied together. It was like GOTO graduated and became a design methodism for web applications.
|
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<fzZzy> there is no design methodology for web applications! that's the best part
|
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<tenbytes> fag
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<dash> this channel is made of LOVE AND PEACE!!
|
||
<tenbytes> oh
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<glyph> dash: Well, I'll give you a hint. A certain UNIX vendor is going cross-country with an advertising campaign, and warner says he hasn't "been physically ejected from a conference in ages"
|
||
-- warner and glyph plan a visit to a SCO Q&A session
|
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<MFen> huh. microsoft has a license _compiler_
|
||
<MFen> i guess you need special tools to inject a program with pure evil
|
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<blanu> The waste sub-project was/is going to be IRC over Chord basically.
|
||
<arma> will it be "invisible"? will it have a "2" in the name?
|
||
<blanu> Doubtful.
|
||
<blanu> It will probably be rolled in crispy crust of crack though.
|
||
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|
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<blanu> I figure if you're going to write a new chat system, you might as well be mostly insane about it.
|
||
<blanu> Since it's doomed anyway.
|
||
<arma> will it be deniable, at least?
|
||
<blanu> No, I plan to take full responsibility for writing it even if it's silly. After all I wrote IRC over Freenet.
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> I want PB to be a service to rival HTTP, which means that it needs to be able to *do something* when you just type "pb.blahblah.com" and then slather enough drool on the enter key to depress it
|
||
%
|
||
* slyphon has a roomate (best friend from high school) that is going for a degree in being a lazy no-job having mooch
|
||
<slyphon> but in a loveable way
|
||
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|
||
<nazca> can anyone think of a good method of pursuding my college network admin that installing python and twisted on to the application server would be a Good Idea (tm)
|
||
<radix> nazca: well, why do you need it? :)
|
||
<nazca> i need it for working on software projects that eat more time than the college course ;) i'm not telling them that or they'll give me more work
|
||
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|
||
<saph> YES I AM A FEMALE
|
||
<saph> FEAR MY BOOBIE POWER
|
||
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<grib> don't worry, I have a pentagram around my Aeron
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--> orangecat has joined #twisted
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<orangecat> I was just on my way to the bar to pick up some internet
|
||
and wondered if everyone had enough enterprise. No facilitated
|
||
client-based XML quality vector refills? Budweiser?
|
||
<-- orangecat has left #twisted
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<etrepum> what are we plotting?
|
||
<dash> etrepum: world domination
|
||
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|
||
<raph> imagine how many fewer problems we'd have if everybody on the planet was an asynchronous network protocol programmer
|
||
<clausen> raph: I think everyone would starve :p
|
||
%a
|
||
<kiko> I had a friend who started accessing objects concurrently
|
||
<kiko> he ended up in rehab with a triple X tatooed on his face
|
||
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|
||
<moshez> glyph is the leerless feeder!
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> I'll go add <br> tags at the end of every line
|
||
<exarkun> I think that is how you add spaces to HTML
|
||
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|
||
<Artimage> I believe a bar chart can confirm my humanity.
|
||
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|
||
<radix> moshez: you are very nice to me, and girls in general
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> naked naked naked
|
||
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|
||
<dhess> has anyone written a blog application server in twisted?
|
||
<dhess> i'm tempted to use plone but it's a little overly complicated for my needs
|
||
<exarkun> heh heh
|
||
* exarkun throws himself off a cliff
|
||
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|
||
<itamar> that was a wasted 30 minutes
|
||
* itamar curses tenth's halloween special
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> stay the hell away from my corpse
|
||
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|
||
<glyph> amiaaaaornot.com
|
||
[the ipv6 equivalent of 'whatsmyip.com' -ed]
|
||
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|
||
<coderman> i think blanu disappeared
|
||
<GabeW> wow
|
||
<GabeW> does he have the ring?
|
||
<coderman> is that a euphamism for the clap?
|
||
<wmf> somehow I don't see AaronSw getting the clap
|
||
<coderman> did aaron and blanu go somewhere? there is probably a big conference going on that im blissfuly clueless about like usual
|
||
<GabeW> coderman: is this how blanu and AaronSw got the clap?
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> it is hard not to think I am FUCKING INSANELY AWESOME when everything I do turns out so amazingly well
|
||
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|
||
<slyphon> YAY SEGFAULTING!
|
||
* PenguinOfDoom is continually amazed at how a segfault is such a joyful occurence for Python programmers.
|
||
<itamar> PenguinOfDoom: it is somewhat like seeing someone levitating and then kicking you in the face
|
||
<itamar> it hurts, but at the same time you are distracted by the violation of your concept of reality
|
||
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|
||
<moshez> pfote: anthopomorphising is the most powerful weapon in the fight against complexity
|
||
<glyph> moshez: don't you mean "anthropomorphism is the most powerful warrior in the fight against complexity"? :)
|
||
<MFen> i prefer to simianize
|
||
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|
||
<moshez> glyph: I see your problem
|
||
<moshez> glyph: you are trying to do impossible things
|
||
<dash> moshez: nothing else is interesting
|
||
<moshez> dash: perhaps! but impossible things are notoriously hard
|
||
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|
||
<phed> symbiont: you spot the flamewars as those neverending staircases of posts. and those who say something not flameable, as those with one or none replies.
|
||
<phed> at the end of the staircase, hitler is mentioned.
|
||
<symbiont> yes, hitler is always a component of flamewars
|
||
<symbiont> can we encapsulate hitler in an xml document?
|
||
<slyphon> he'll make sure all of your documents are only in pure german
|
||
<symbiont> achtung baby!
|
||
<slyphon> you could use it for mail, but then you'd just hear the chant over and over...
|
||
<slyphon> "SIG!"
|
||
<slyphon> "FILE!"
|
||
<slyphon> "SIG!"
|
||
<slyphon> "FILE!"
|
||
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|
||
<SamB> they should label crap "tragedy"
|
||
<saph_w> no, they should label crap "crap"
|
||
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|
||
* aum sits back while mnet builds the kitchen sink, the earth, the heavens, the beasts of the land and the fowls of the air
|
||
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|
||
<anthony> anyone that would give out sexual favours to get access to an imap server... sheesh.
|
||
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|
||
<tmcvs> Commit from sjj (changed 2) in 2 subdirs of Twisted: "add copyright info" msn_example.py, test_msn.py
|
||
<sjj> Now all I have to do is wait for them to deport glyph to syria.
|
||
%
|
||
<ilikewine> that mp3 sounds like that band is from williamsburg
|
||
<ilikewine> its an awful place
|
||
<ilikewine> where everybody wears stripes
|
||
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|
||
<saph> i think the same drunken circus bears who taught radix to type taught him to drive
|
||
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|
||
<moshez> exarkun: the user can win by setting ulimit
|
||
<moshez> exarkun: haha you lose
|
||
<exarkun> Uh
|
||
<exarkun> The goal is not to defeat the user.
|
||
<moshez> exarkun: what kind of screwed up software do you write?
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> PenguinOfDoom: *you're* a jew too? goddamnit
|
||
<radix> what is up with you people
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> radix: Only a halfjew!
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> radix: I get +5 racial bonus to antisemitism.
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> radix: It's like half-elves and whatever they do best, archery or something.
|
||
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|
||
<radix> someone should do a statistical analysis of the religions of Twisted developers
|
||
<exarkun> Doesn't that cvs stats tool emit a graph for that?
|
||
<exarkun> It should
|
||
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|
||
<fzZzy> do not stare into the xhtml
|
||
<kwaker> it will make my eyes to pop
|
||
<kwaker> and my wife to leave me
|
||
<kwaker> and my hard drive to burn in flames
|
||
<fzZzy> yes
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> Nagle is a little gnome who ships inside every TCP stack
|
||
<exarkun> He grabs your sockets and squeezes them
|
||
<exarkun> So the bits can't fit through
|
||
<exarkun> Later, he lets go
|
||
<exarkun> Turning off TCP_NODELAY hits Nagle with a sledge hammer.
|
||
<exarkun> While he's unconscious, no one does the job of squeezing your sockets.
|
||
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|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> dash left me!
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> aaaaaaaa
|
||
<itamar> PenguinOfDoom: there will be other men
|
||
* PenguinOfDoom hits itamar with a brick.
|
||
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|
||
<saph_w> moshe: telling friends to read /. is like telling friends to go to radio shack
|
||
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|
||
<slyphon> spiv: hey look, if i had to maintain that crap ass protocol i'd be slacking too
|
||
* slyphon suddenly has a horrible moment of clarity
|
||
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|
||
<frankie> smile! you are on-line at linux-day in italy!!!
|
||
<frankie> say something nice, plz :)
|
||
<aj> hello, this is the Debian Release Manager, please, please
|
||
try a different distro! (arrrggh, the pressure, the pressure!)
|
||
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|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> exarkun: I have a desire to rearrange your internal organs in the way you rearrange words.
|
||
<saph> PoD: please keep his kidneys out of his nose
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> saph: Why?
|
||
<saph> PoD: because i don't want to have to explain it in the holiday cards!
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> saph: Okay.
|
||
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|
||
<zooko> I think there should be a "maybe" button next to "ok", "cancel" in all dialogs.
|
||
<zooko> [okay] [cancel] [I'm not sure]
|
||
<LotR> and the dialog would vanish and then reappear?
|
||
<zooko> I'm not sure.
|
||
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|
||
<danfaust> What makes you a Superjew? Pork bounces off your chest?
|
||
[See http://www.timeoutny.com/427.cover.html -ed]
|
||
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|
||
<jml> It is like wandering through the desert, for weeks, without a
|
||
drop of water, but knowing that there is an oasis ahead. And all the
|
||
time, I am being stabbed in the face with a blunt spoon by a flatulent
|
||
person.
|
||
-- jml describes PHP, after using nevow
|
||
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|
||
<crw> don't talk to teachers when you first wake up, it floods back all the crap you had to do in school.
|
||
<crw> and if the conversation begins with "i'll give you three guesses to figure out who this is", just hang up on them and go back to sleep. :P
|
||
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|
||
<gus> "Je suis en train d'avoir les presqu'impossibles du travail"
|
||
<gus> it means I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON MY RESEARCH
|
||
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|
||
<MFen> give me correctness or give me death
|
||
<glyph> MFen: I wouldn't say that, standing so close to a windows machine.
|
||
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|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> Grr. Python saps my will to write software. Anything I'd want to write is either boring, impossible or already written.
|
||
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|
||
<AccorDNGuy> You know, my academic career would've been more interesting if I'd answered my exams with porn stories.
|
||
<AccorDNGuy> "Explain AVL Trees." "Winer undid his zipper, casting a longing glance at Dvorak, who returned his smouldering gaze. There was going to be some serious pole-smoking tonight."
|
||
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|
||
<dash> radix: are you jewish yet?
|
||
<radix> dash: Not yet
|
||
<dash> radix: me neither! what's taking so long
|
||
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|
||
<slyphon> then I'm the happiest loser in the phone book!
|
||
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* lebowski was talking to a guy in the pub the other night who once got stopped by a gang in NI
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<lebowski> "Are you a catholic or a protestant?" they asked
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<lebowski> "Er... neither, I'm an athiest"
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<lebowski> "... Aye, but are you a catholic athiest or a protestant atheist?"
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<maciej> wow. Spam with ex-girlfriend's name.
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<maciej> that extra little twist-o-the-knife
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<maciej> "my ex is suddenly writing.... and she wants to increase my WHAT?"
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<lapsly> dash has the coolest hat
|
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<lapsly> he looked like a pimp walkin around chinatown
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<maciej> I like to save my timidity for actual human interaction, where it belongs
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<exarkun> usecrack: --compiler
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<slyphon> has anyone thought about a squid-like caching-proxy server thingy for twisted?
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<`anthony> slyphon: what, hideously complex, consuming enormous amounts of resources, and buggy as fuck? Not particularly.
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<`anthony> Or do you mean instead slimy with long tentacles
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<maciej> I almost took my cat to the vet for a strange skin condition before my girlfriend reminded me cats are mammals
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<itamar> sex is not digital, it is analog
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* warner wishes for the zillionth time that he could just grep his closet
|
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<dash> isn't it cute?
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<spiv> dash: Cute like a baby choking on an ice-cream cone that's been rammed down it's throat.
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<dash> spiv: "frees up your hands from holding the ice cream cone, but leaves the bottom soggy"?
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<itamar> is there a libmandelbrot?
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<exarkun> itamar: people who write re-usable software don't spend years hand-tuning a 6 instruction inner loop!
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<exarkun> And vice versa
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<shawn> the highest calling of technical book writers is to destroy the sun
|
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<hypatia> Why does dirdbm exist, exactly?
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<spiv> hypatia: Because glyph is trigger-happy when it comes to writing persistence systems.
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<spiv> "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a persistence system out of my hat!"
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<spiv> "But that trick never works!"
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<spiv> "This time for *sure*!"
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<_joshua> From what I can tell, there are two kinds of interviewers: ones that ask a bunch of silly questions, you answer them, they take one bad quote and make you look bad
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<_joshua> and the other ones that engage in a long dialogue, discuss back and forth, really understand what's going on
|
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<_joshua> and then take one bad quote and make you look bad
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<exarkun> today's lesson
|
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<exarkun> don't strace X in an xterm
|
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<glyph> exarkun: any thoughts on what to do about actions having consequences?
|
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<Pahan> glyph: I have no time for your Zen crap! I have hardware to burn.
|
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<symbiont> been doing industrial C for three years
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<slyphon> wow
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<slyphon> i learned python about 2 years ago and all of my C skillz have left me
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<symbiont> yeah, it's all a hack
|
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<saph> dash: when did you get a day job
|
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<saph> dash: i thought you just taught dancing and sold trinkets as part of a band of traveling cyber gypsies
|
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<dash> i only teach dancing to beautiful women
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<dash> for free
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<_joshua> perhaps we could have some sort of sacrificial goat technology where people decide collectively that someone absolutely must get laid
|
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<tangra> for the good of the state
|
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<tangra> kind of like the draft lottery
|
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<itamar> jml: the Sex Pistols have no songs about Hillary Clinton
|
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<jml> itamar: an unfortunate accident of history
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<dash> Demoscene? wasn't he a greek philosopher
|
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<slyphon> dammit! my upstream just sucks
|
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<slyphon> 20 kb/sec!
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<slyphon> if i'm lucky!
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<exarkun> install an optimization
|
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<slyphon> how?
|
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<slyphon> ifconfig eth0 --don't-suck-upstream up??
|
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<radix> I bit my finger
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<exarkun> radix: Yay
|
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<radix> and it hurt real bad
|
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<Riastradh> radix, um, why did you bite your finger?
|
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<radix> Cuz it was holding a waffle
|
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<exarkun> radix: Hahaha
|
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<radix> :(
|
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<exarkun> radix: Awesome
|
||
<radix> I bit it really, really hard
|
||
<Riastradh> radix, does your finger really look that much like a waffle that you bit your finger instead of the waffle?
|
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<radix> I had to lie down afterwards
|
||
<radix> Riastradh: no, i wasn't looking at it at the time
|
||
<radix> Riastradh: I was busy stuffing it into my mouth
|
||
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|
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<itamar> glyph: did you see the multiplayer go written with twisted?
|
||
<exarkun> itamar: *massively* multiplayer!
|
||
<itamar> yeah right
|
||
<itamar> only like three people in the whole world play Go
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> I mean, uh, her character has many unresolved personal issues that she projects onto other people around her without reason.
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: that sounds like pretty much all TV people
|
||
<exarkun> Gumby never took out his unresolved personal issues on Pokey
|
||
<glyph> you don't think so?
|
||
<glyph> I thought that Pokey's whole _life_ was gumby's unresolved personal issues
|
||
<glyph> like this memorable sequence:
|
||
<exarkun> Well, they were always friendly enough on camera
|
||
<glyph> gumby: HAHA STUPID QUADRUPED
|
||
<glyph> pokey: shut up! I hate you!
|
||
<glyph> gumby: FOUR LEGS FOUR LEGS, WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS HAHA
|
||
<exarkun> glyph: I think I missed that episode.
|
||
<glyph> pokey: one day you will be hurt by someone close to you the same way!
|
||
<dash> exarkun: i think glyph watched tv in an alternate universe
|
||
<exarkun> dash: That seems likely!
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: it was right before pokey got a cameo on NYPD Blue
|
||
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|
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<slyphon> but then again my temple is so reform it's called "Our Lady of the Immaculate Livingroom"
|
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|
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<mcunixjr> i was sitting downstairs, and my 2.5 yr old was sitting next to me, she has the Flu, 102 temp
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<mcunixjr> she turns to me and says "i dont feel good"
|
||
<mcunixjr> and at the last word, out came dinner
|
||
<mcunixjr> onto my lap
|
||
<mcunixjr> and onto my Powerbook 12"
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<-- Moof (~moof@horus.kaotix.co.uk) has left #twisted
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<maciej> Poles are wondering why they are paying millions of $$ out of pocket to occupy Iraq on behalf of the US, and not seeing the slightest benefit
|
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<markp> i believe the benefit is that we'll bump you down a few notches on the list of "countries we'll invade next"
|
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<brkchrmr> Doesn't Poland get a +5 to be invaded on every roll? ;)
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<MFen> i'm sorry, but does this scream DANGER DANGER WARNING to you? "e"
|
||
<MFen> no it does not. but a big floating eyeball does!
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||
<exarkun> MFen: you obviously lack an adventurers keen senses!
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<exarkun> "e" strikes the deepest terror into my heart.
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<exarkun> speak of the devil
|
||
<moshez> exarkun: froor
|
||
<exarkun> not you
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<jml> are there any really really good wysiwyg (or close) HTML editors?
|
||
<jml> I mean, amazingly good, XHTML-spewing editors.
|
||
<radix> hahaha!@!@!R!A@!@!@!@!@!#@$!#*
|
||
>>> radix stabs software
|
||
<jml> radix: a man can dream
|
||
<radix> jml: your question fills me with burning rage
|
||
<jml> radix: why is this?
|
||
<radix> jml: i hate web
|
||
<Jerub> radix: you are in #twisted.web
|
||
<radix> Jerub: yes
|
||
<radix> Jerub: that is why I am FULL OF RAGE
|
||
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|
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<KevinMarks> 'Our series A round is to help us build out the Other Plane; look at the returns possible once we transcend the mortal universe'
|
||
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|
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<maciej> It strikes me that Cthulhu can only effect change by altering the order things are eaten in
|
||
<maciej> just like Alan Greenspan can only raise or lower interest rates
|
||
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|
||
* Suw has never seen a wall mounted cat.
|
||
<maciej> Suw: give me ten minutes and a stapler and I'll show you
|
||
<Suw> maciej: like to see you try that trick with Fflwff
|
||
<maciej> twenty minutes and a staple gun
|
||
<Suw> maciej: you haven't seen her claws...
|
||
<maciej> thirty minutes, asbestos gloves, and a hydraulic nail gun
|
||
<Suw> maciej: asbestos gloves? that would never cut it. she'd be at your jugular before you could say 'argh'.
|
||
<maciej> forty minutes, a torniquet, and a double-wide roll of duct tape
|
||
<Suw> maciej: she's way too slippery for that.
|
||
<maciej> fifty minutes and a large sheet of Velcro
|
||
<Suw> maciej: ok, that might work
|
||
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|
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<Nafai> Sheesh. Why is downloading stuff so hard?
|
||
<exarkun> try typing in real credit card numbers
|
||
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|
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<saph_b> radix: minnesotans invented the frozen pizza
|
||
<radix> saph_b: i love minnesotans
|
||
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|
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<exarkun> Dang
|
||
<exarkun> A channel even more fascist than #python
|
||
<exarkun> == kick exarkun off #hurd by neal (Rule #1 of 1: no nodding)
|
||
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|
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<ivan> i'm almost done rewriting python in python
|
||
<ivan> i can't believe it took those pypy guys years
|
||
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|
||
<REDROBOT> MEET MY SECOND COUSIN 'ONHOLDTONE'
|
||
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|
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<`anthony> I think I shall refer to Guido as "Tallest" from now on.
|
||
<`anthony> I'm not sure who Zim would be. Maybe Ping.
|
||
[Referring to http://pycon.org/images/mastheadphohtos2.jpg]
|
||
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|
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<radix> code is for grunts, not software architects
|
||
<jml> architects are merely coders without keyboards
|
||
<radix> yes, lacking keyboards is a sign of prestige
|
||
* jml throws his keyboard at radix
|
||
<jml> I am prestigous
|
||
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|
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<exarkun> I have a gig of ram, after all
|
||
<exarkun> and other people are below my threshhold of attention
|
||
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|
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<mingus> pynfo: kick exarkun for abuse of power
|
||
<pynfo> You aren't allowed to do that.
|
||
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|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> So wait, oekaki is also some stupid Java applet that crashes
|
||
and stuff, right?
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> I think it probably has builtin tools for drawing anime boobs.
|
||
%
|
||
<mingus> emacs is /da-bomb/
|
||
<mingus> it's exactly all the things i wanted vim to be but never was
|
||
<glyph> mingus: the sad part is, it's exactly all the things bram wanted vim to be but never was; vim is the trophy of ignorance's triumph over laziness
|
||
<glyph> but hey, it's, uh, faster to start
|
||
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|
||
<dash> slyphon: sure, but this has happened before
|
||
<slyphon> dash: when?
|
||
<symbiont> glyph: such as the working people paying off debt
|
||
<slyphon> dash: and how many vetoes
|
||
<dash> slyphon: dagnab it
|
||
<dash> slyphon: you're harshing my rhetorical buzz
|
||
<slyphon> dash: you have taught me well
|
||
<slyphon> ;)
|
||
<dash> hracht! i gotta stop teaching you stuff.
|
||
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|
||
<slyphon> why is it that when women get pms and they give you a hard time about nothing that the _LAST_ thing on _EARTH_ you can suggest to them is that they might be the teensiest, weensiest bit on edge because they have PMS?
|
||
<Yosomono> slyphon: Because you are basically telling them that their feelings are the result of chemical imbalance, and therefore unimportant.
|
||
<slyphon> BUT THEY ARE!
|
||
<saph_w> slyphon: because it belittles what they're feeling to being simply a hormonal response
|
||
<Yosomono> slyphon: Good luck buddy.
|
||
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|
||
<MFen> i think i've finally become an abstronaut
|
||
<MFen> i'm able to break source into its fundamental abstractinos
|
||
<MFen> pretty soon i'll be writing a mud engine just so i can rewrite it again from scratch
|
||
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|
||
<dash> what the heck, i think i pushed the wrong button in emacs
|
||
<dash> "Pinging loginfo.py (Paraguay)..."
|
||
%
|
||
<symbiont> btw, i've noticed that the word "federated" is not in the Twisted source tree, should i file a roundup on this issue?
|
||
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|
||
<saph_w> i suppose he would have to find a good contact to the underground prior to his cat transformation so he can purchase a wig there
|
||
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|
||
<cyli> Is Michael Eisner Trent Eisner's son?
|
||
[Since people keep asking about this one, say it slowly:
|
||
Trent Reznor. Trent rEznor. Trent Eizner. Get it? -ed]
|
||
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|
||
<Yosomono> You guys need to stream pycon online.
|
||
<dash> Yosomono: all the other people trying to use the wifi would hate us
|
||
<Yosomono> dash: It should be a standard feature of the con.
|
||
<dash> Yosomono: Maybe so.
|
||
<Yosomono> dash: This is the year 2004 for cripesake.
|
||
<saph_w> Yosomono: maybe the japs should give us our fucking flying cars, then we'll talk about streaming video!
|
||
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|
||
<jml> there's a book out called 'implementing CIFS'
|
||
<jml> anyone want to buy it for me?
|
||
<exarkun> why didn't they just implement CIFS and sell a CD containing the implementation?
|
||
<jml> because people like me would re-implement it anyway
|
||
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|
||
<lemonodor> it's canadian, you know.
|
||
<lemonodor> er, i mean, written in lisp.
|
||
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|
||
* radix sads at spacelessness
|
||
<moshez> radix: don't sad
|
||
<moshez> radix: happy at contentfulness
|
||
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|
||
<phobos> but like, when you were 16-22, (maybe you still are), most sexual contact you obtained was through just 'hooking up', i.e. meeting someone at a party, stoned and/or drunk, and doing things for the night only, right?
|
||
<maciej> phobos: no, most sexual contact I obtained was with myself
|
||
<maciej> and that was a long-term relationship
|
||
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|
||
* radix remembers twisted.web.html.Interface, feels nostalgia
|
||
<radix> wait, no. that's not nostalgia, that's horror
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> chrchr: A great man once called cotton the fabric of our lives. Is that not more important than the fabric of our society?
|
||
<exarkun> chrchr: For what is society without livelyhood?
|
||
<jml> exarkun: IRC?
|
||
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|
||
<saph> what is gentoo again?
|
||
%
|
||
<MFen> exceptions.ImportError No module named win32com.gen_py.565783C6-CB41-11D1-8B02-00600806D9B6x0x1x2
|
||
<czth> i wouldn't name a _dog_ win32com.gen_py.565783C6-CB41-11D1-8B02-00600806D9B6x0x1x2
|
||
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|
||
<etrepum> Jokes around here tend to get followed by implementations.
|
||
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|
||
<dreid> jml: i thought warner wanted to be a Problem object that can be passed via jelly
|
||
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|
||
<chrchr> PenguinOfDoom: Also, what non-sucky HTTP server? What would you use, besides twisted.web?
|
||
<glyphG4> chrchr: roxen!
|
||
<chrchr> glyphG4: Roxen? Really??
|
||
<glyphG4> chrchr: no, not really
|
||
<glyphG4> chrchr: I write all my own crap so I don't have to deal with questions like this
|
||
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|
||
<radix> INSTALL says that panda will take 1-2 hours to compile
|
||
<radix> <3 C++
|
||
<dash> c++, it gives you free time!
|
||
%
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> omfg yes, another weapon to stab radix when he claims that X is useful.
|
||
<dash> PenguinOfDoom: what's useful-er
|
||
<MFen> flash cards
|
||
<MFen> and a rotor to display them very quickly
|
||
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|
||
<KevinMarks> I really like that unicode has a code point for 'snowman with a hat on'
|
||
%
|
||
<moshez> but yes, theoretically Ogg could replace tar :)
|
||
<MFen> you could have subtitles while you're untarring
|
||
<MFen> "Look! another directory!"
|
||
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|
||
<redheadatwork> Well, our seder consists mainly of the four questions, which I do twice (once the real ones, once a set I make up on the fly), and a lot of food. Sometimes a song.
|
||
<redheadatwork> And an orange on the seder plate.
|
||
<furan> Before you you see:
|
||
<furan> An orange on a cedar plate.
|
||
<furan> take orange
|
||
<furan> You cannot take the orange. It is firmly fastened to the cedar plate.
|
||
<furan> Take plate
|
||
<furan> You successfully take the cedar plate.
|
||
<furan> #joiito: the adventure game
|
||
<furan> "now with graphics!"
|
||
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|
||
<Suw> oh, i'm having problems thinking in english.
|
||
<Suw> i keep wanting ot type in welsh instead
|
||
<ChrisDodo> pobol y cwm?
|
||
<Suw> lol
|
||
<Suw> dw i'm yn edrych pobol y cwm
|
||
<Suw> cachu ydy o
|
||
* ChrisDodo turns on english subtitles
|
||
<jeanniecool> "probably you'll come?"
|
||
<jeanniecool> "lol"
|
||
<jeanniecool> "duh I'm probably about ready to come"
|
||
<jeanniecool> "catch yo daddy"
|
||
* shiruken sniffles
|
||
<shiruken> welsh is such a beautiful language
|
||
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|
||
<cablehead> who would win in a fight between a lion and a monkey ( with a bag of rocks )
|
||
<dash> that's boring
|
||
<dash> ask who would win in a fight between a monkey and a pirate
|
||
<exarkun> that's boring
|
||
<exarkun> ask who would win in a fight between a pirate monkey and a bag of lions
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> i am trying to get Asterisk to work
|
||
<dash> it is stabbing me in the face
|
||
<dreid> yes ... i seem to recall that feature in the documentation
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> it's stupid
|
||
<slyphon> it is?
|
||
<radix> the proper solution is to use an alternative implementation of time
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> So, I guess the reason you chose ftp as a discovery protocol is because it's a semi-ubiquitous anonymous protocol that allows people to communicate?
|
||
<edsuom> No, because I was stupid
|
||
%
|
||
<riptor> flashback to 1945, nazi makes portal (how? who cares), demon pops out, us troops find demon, give it a candybar, name it hellboy <- plot
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> i think i want to implement simulacrum in common lisp
|
||
<exarkun> no
|
||
<exarkun> go away
|
||
<dash> i know i know
|
||
<dash> it's a personal problem
|
||
<dash> but therapy is expensive
|
||
%
|
||
<warner> although.. actually several of my projects are violently battling for the dubious honor of being the least likely to turn into cash
|
||
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|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> saph: What did you write to your mom?
|
||
<saph> PenguinOfDoom: about being happy that she's home fine from the hospital and how i feel lucky she's ok and stuff
|
||
<saph> PenguinOfDoom: and i told her that her bonsai will eventually give fruit, but i don't know if she can eat it
|
||
<itamar> saph: is that a metaphor for grandchildren?
|
||
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|
||
<MFen> exarkun: my brain is the size of a pickup truck
|
||
<slyphon> HAH
|
||
<exarkun> MFen: ah!
|
||
<slyphon> MFen: that's nothin, Jesus built my hot rod!
|
||
<MFen> hehe
|
||
<radix> psh
|
||
<radix> satan *is* my motor!
|
||
<slyphon> :D
|
||
<MFen> radix: you HAVE been practicing!
|
||
%
|
||
<Logan> Although I'm fighting for it, my boss thinks the customer wants it done in C++ or, even worse, Java.
|
||
<Logan> But I told him it'd quadruple the cost. :P
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> Logan: What does the customer care, anyway?
|
||
<Logan> PenguinOfDoom: That's what I said. It's like dictating what brand of toothpaste your plumber brushes his teeth with.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> A VoIP server "powered entirely by stabbing, that I made out of this gun I had"
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> I can't tell if HP-UX sucks /even more/ than last time I used it or if somehow my terminal settings are causing non-deterministic behavior
|
||
<exarkun> For example!
|
||
<exarkun> T.................................................................................SSSS........Changing password for jcalder9 on NIS server
|
||
<exarkun> Old NIS password:
|
||
<exarkun> I hit <enter> and the tests proceeded
|
||
<exarkun> Do we call passwd in our tests or something? :)
|
||
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|
||
<itamar> 22 bugs and I'm a free man
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> A slave contract under an entymologist?
|
||
%
|
||
<slyphon> slyphon: mock mock mock
|
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<PenguinOfDoom> slyphon: Did you grab the wrong end of a mockery gun?
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<PenguinOfDoom> Being enlightened gentlemen, we split all programming languages into two groups, sucks and doesn't-suck and put all of them into the first group.
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<itamar> what are you going to do at cisco?
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<exarkun> rot and die, I bet
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<PenguinOfDoom> itamar: IOS debuggery.
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<exarkun> woo I win
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<SamB> what do interfaces do when you call them? is that even allowed?
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<exarkun> welcome to the year 1973.
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<exarkun> callable interfaces roam the surface of the earth
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<exarkun> humanity has fled underground
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<dash> consumption does not create wealth, production does
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<dash> people in China have noticed this, people in America have not
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<moshez> consumption is good
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<moshez> dash: creating wealth is not an intristic value
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<dash> moshez: being naked, cold, hungry, and defenseless isn't either
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<dash> moshez: but if you don't create wealth, you will be those things!
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<moshez> dash: are you naked ?
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<moshez> dash: wait, that came out wrong
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* moshez hides
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<dash> i am not h3x
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<moshez> anyone adds this to quotes, I hunt you down and kill you
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* kev wonders if having people checking output by eye counts as a valid unit test
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<MFen> if you can attach electrodes to them and force them to do it every time
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<exarkun> and they have to turn red when it fails
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<RemyWork> http://web.archive.org/web/20030608082636/http://www.movabletype.org/commercial_license.shtml
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<RemyWork> I love having to use the wayback machine to see what my rights are
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<exarkun> I suspect the performance of this irrelevant task is highly sensitive to implementation decisions
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<radix> I just downloaded the fruitiest anime ever
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<radix> it's .. girly
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<radix> it's about a girl's school, and about a "sister" system between upperclassmen and lowerclassmen, and .. and... *twitch*
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<radix> there isn't any hitting!
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<mwh> i wonder if i should post an "are you serious" comment
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<radix> mwh: that's a lot nicer than the comment I was thinking up
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<radix> which was something along the lines of "Holy shit, I'm sick of the horrible crap that's showing up in this God-forsaken cookbook."
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<mamamusings> grades are due by saturday
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<mamamusings> that means i have to at least pretend to evaluate them
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<crw> i KNEW teachers talked like this when students weren't around :P
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<mamamusings> hell, i talk like this when they *are* around
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<mamamusings> it's good to be tenured
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<moshez> On January 8th, 1977, Amber Nicole Benson came into this world -- more
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<moshez> specifically, she was born in Birmingham, Alabama.
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<radix> who the heck is she, anyway?
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<moshez> radix: you know what's shocking? technically, you and I share the same universe
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<radix> moshez: I fight to make that untrue every day
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<glyph> warner: newpb!
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<kenaan> Twisted: warner * r10709 sandbox/warner/ (10 files): revamp exceptions, remote calls kinda work now
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<exarkun> OMG
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<glyph> see everybody? now _that_ is the kind of response I like
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<exarkun> it's really too bad people live so long
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<exarkun> and that it is generally considered immoral to experiment on them
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<Tv> I want an incrimental knifi.
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<exarkun> Able to slice multiple things simultaneously without making its user interface non-responsive!?
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<exarkun> SUCH A THING SURELY COULD NOT EXIST
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<Tv> exarkun: Yeah, except it would a poor weapon, because it COULD NOT BLOCK!
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<SamB> few people know the secret of growing donuts
|
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<hypatia> I distrust projects that require you to socialise with the developers in order to learn how to use them.
|
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<radix> well hey, I'm getting back on sane schedule
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<radix> I'll probably stay up until about 5pm today
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<spiv> I am confident some people should be made to feel pain, itamar's possible insanity notwithstanding.
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<dash> for some reason i keep putting off becoming an alcoholic
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<itamar> if I got a cookie for every day I didn't work
|
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<itamar> I'd be radix
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-!- itamar2 [~itamar@pool-162-83-253-243.ny5030.east.verizon.net] has joined #twisted
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<dash> argh
|
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<dash> who left the robot clone factory switched on
|
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<markp> copy editors can blow me
|
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<itamar> the question is
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<itamar> do I *really* need five more tshirts with monkeys on them
|
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<`anthony> Yah, yah, debian has advantages, but their glacial release cycle is not good.
|
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<Jerub> if you want me to go around aj's house and kneecap him, my paypal account is stephen@thorne.id.au
|
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<moshez> dash: greet me into the 21st century!!
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<dash> moshez: it has been the 21st century here for a while! did .il daylight savings just kick in?
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<dash> brb fighting pirates
|
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<dash> radix
|
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<dash> er i mean, twisted.lore
|
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<mattcamp> Anybody know why twisted.protocols.toc is deprecated?
|
||
<exarkun> because the toc protocol itself is deprecated
|
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<dash> is TOC really deprecated?
|
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<dash> %google deprecated TOC AIM
|
||
<pynfo> deprecated TOC AIM: http://twistedmatrix.com/documents/current/api/twisted.protocols.toc.TOCClient.html
|
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<dash> google is now useless
|
||
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<itamar> I bet simulating glyph wouldn't be hard
|
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<itamar> "We just make a <noun> that will <verb> the <other noun>! it will be awesome! I can do it in a week!"
|
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<PenguinOfDoom> slyphon: I am torn between going to Quizno's to buy a sub and brutally murdering you.
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* slyphon thinks red hat should change it's motto to, "Eh, it's good enough"
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<radix> facts are awesome
|
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|
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<PenguinOfDoom> You pigfuckers are sitting there, staring at me with etrade.com open, waiting for JUICY INSIDER INFO
|
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<exarkun> I use ameritrade.
|
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<dash> dizzyd: yeah, i got bored of that whole college thing after a while
|
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<dash> so i graduated
|
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<jimbug> You know, I would knock the curses author over the head if he didn't invent rogue.
|
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<glyph> exarkun: you could just write a C module that would do all that ugly dl module crud
|
||
<exarkun> glyph: yea, but then I'd have to write a C module
|
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<exarkun> Py_Incref in Python is neat, I think :)
|
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<glyph> exarkun: that guy who wrote pyrex is spinning in his grave, and he isn't even dead
|
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<morning> yes, but i almost wrote a book on orthogonal persistence, until i realized i couldn't spell it.
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<radix> ayn rand had sex?
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<glyph> I am going up through levels of abstraction so fast, reading from top to bottom, I am worried about getting the bends
|
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%
|
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--- iratsu gives channel operator status to dash glyph rev_bot
|
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--- Users on #ddb: @glyph @rev_bot @dash @iratsu
|
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<iratsu> yay communism
|
||
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|
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<exarkun> I don't think I even knew what XML was the last time I used DOS EDIT.
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|
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<slyphon> wtf is NIH?
|
||
<Tv> slyphon: tla
|
||
<Tv> :)
|
||
<slyphon> Tv: duh
|
||
<`anthony> slyphon: tla for Not Invented Here.
|
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<orbitz> slyphon: Nice Illegal Honey
|
||
<slyphon> ah
|
||
<Tv> slyphon: that's not a tla!
|
||
<Tv> saying something is a tla implies "go look up it up in the standard places"
|
||
<orbitz> Don't Upset him
|
||
<Tv> orbitz: Your Honey is a him?
|
||
<slyphon> oy
|
||
<orbitz> Tv: honey you eat!
|
||
<Tv> orbitz: EWW!
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<dialtone> I can even run python on my clock
|
||
<dialtone> and my watch
|
||
<dialtone> and have my watch sync with my clock
|
||
<exarkun> what time is it right now
|
||
<dialtone> don't have my watch on right now
|
||
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|
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<e> birthday paradox cake
|
||
<exarkun> e: Is that the paradox where, if you have more than 30 people in a room, they'll eat your birthday cake?
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<saph_w> my shirt has a moose
|
||
<radix> family channel
|
||
<saph_w> wth
|
||
<saph_w> moose moose mooose
|
||
<radix> jesus fucking H you've got a mouth on you
|
||
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|
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<Nafai> A coworker saw my machine once; I was using the Apple II xscreensaver with the Twisted Quotes as the source
|
||
<Nafai> He asked, "Is that glyph's screensaver?"
|
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|
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<MFen> actually, #python kinda makes sense
|
||
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|
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<Yosomono> why does every discussion of survival of the fittest end with hitler?
|
||
<Yosomono> goddamn nazis have ruined everything
|
||
%
|
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<saph> PenguinOfDoom: you sap energy from people with evil eye rays
|
||
<saph> you are all e_e----------
|
||
<saph> and the other person is :o
|
||
<saph> and then they are -_-
|
||
<saph> and you are ^_^
|
||
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|
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<glyph> people would just roll dice all the time in chat rooms
|
||
<glyph> for *no reason*
|
||
<glyph> because it was a feature of the system that was added for RPG players
|
||
<glyph> and the dice-rolling syntax was pretty involved
|
||
<glyph> infinitely involved, actually
|
||
<glyph> it was a complete RainMan interpreter
|
||
<glyph> you could backdoor the whole goddamn system with the dice roller
|
||
<glyph> user: "I'd like to roll some very big dice"
|
||
<glyph> system: "sure, maybe you would like an admin console and some dev tools to help you manage them"
|
||
%
|
||
<faisal> [sushi is] one of the 3 essential food groups for the networking community
|
||
<kiad> what are the other two?
|
||
<faisal> sushi, caffeine, ietf drafts (for fiber)
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> oh no the galaxies
|
||
<radix> they're going to collide :(
|
||
<radix> BUT PHYSICS SAVES THE DAY
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> there is some law of thermodynamics that says you can't pump all the stupid into one container and expect it to stay there
|
||
<dash> diffusion, or something
|
||
<exarkun> we need a membrane
|
||
<glyph> a membrane with a gun
|
||
%
|
||
<Cerin> and I thought mono was an up and coming technology
|
||
<capnSTABN> your sister gave me mono
|
||
<Cerin> she is pretty tech savvy
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> My computer is gone :-(
|
||
<exarkun> radix: ono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
<exarkun> radix: wait
|
||
<radix> :-(
|
||
<exarkun> radix: I am suspicious.
|
||
<radix> Why
|
||
<exarkun> radix: Well, let's see
|
||
<exarkun> radix: LOOKTHEREYOUARE
|
||
%
|
||
<foom> wait when was the earth created?
|
||
<flophouse> just look at the expiration date
|
||
<flophouse> it's on the bottom, under the ice cap
|
||
%
|
||
<warner> at a touchscreen voting platform, nobody knows if you're a dog..
|
||
%
|
||
<Tv> thomasvs: why not just talk some authentication protocol to the other host?
|
||
<thomasvs> Tv: why use something arcane and difficult when I have THE POWER OF TWISTED ?
|
||
%
|
||
<brian_> I'm pretty sure from twisted import __version__ will work
|
||
<slyphon> or i guess you could do that
|
||
<brian_> I import dictionaries
|
||
<slyphon> really? do you have to declare them in customs?
|
||
<dash> slyphon: You are an inspiration to me
|
||
<dash> slyphon: the next language I will design will have an alternative to the import statement
|
||
<dash> slyphon: 'smuggle'
|
||
<MFen> dash: no, that should be your execfile replacement
|
||
<dash> from america.south smuggle guns, drugs, dictionaries
|
||
<slyphon> :D
|
||
<MFen> hah
|
||
%
|
||
<MFen> why is programming so *hard*
|
||
<radix> because you try to do it on windows
|
||
<MFen> radix: that is because i already beat the end guy on unix
|
||
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|
||
<exarkun> If I can make just one person blow chunks, I'm doing my job right.
|
||
%
|
||
<itamar> our manager was looking for you
|
||
<coworker_home> oh? just now?
|
||
<itamar> I think he got your cell# off someone though
|
||
<itamar> yeah
|
||
<coworker_home> ah. good thing my cell is dead
|
||
(Names changed to protect the innocent - Ed.)
|
||
%
|
||
<warner> huh. this one proposition is funded by large corporations on one side, and 204 lawyers on the other
|
||
<glyph> warner: wait - proposition? are you IRCing from inside a voting booth?
|
||
<glyph> those new diebold machines must be awesome
|
||
%
|
||
<Karnaugh> my attempt at implementing Ramanujan went horribly wrong
|
||
<Vhata> because Python isn't the best language for reincarnating tubercular indians?
|
||
%
|
||
<Vhata> maybe I should write my own operating system, where you CAN write to sockets
|
||
<Vhata> my operating system will have beer and hookers, too
|
||
<Vhata> in fact, screw the sockets
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> mmm, ken macleod
|
||
<dash> if I had a "People I Would Be Most Likely To Engage in Apocalyptic Anime-Style Battle With" list, he would be #1 on it
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> I am going to break with tradition and make one rule here
|
||
<glyph> as long as I'm still active, nobody say anything supportive of Bush
|
||
( ... later ...)
|
||
<chrchr> scout^2: Give us a fact that ties Iraq to 9/11 and you will not be kicked.
|
||
<scout^2> well shit man.. if its gonna come down to that..
|
||
<-- scout^2 has quit ("www.twistedmatrix.com, www.kwikdeath.com")
|
||
[Note the instant quit when *facts* entered the discussion.]
|
||
%
|
||
<hypatia> spiv: get the tshirt. "Beats me, I'm an arch user." Good for all manner of situations.
|
||
<spiv> hypatia: With a companion shirt "Beat me, I'm an arch developer" ;)
|
||
%
|
||
<orbitz> radix: do you know what it's like to be a team player?
|
||
<radix> orbitz: No. I hate you.
|
||
<orbitz> :(
|
||
<orbitz> radix: well i'm a team player
|
||
<orbitz> so i hate me too
|
||
%
|
||
<blanu> arma: What's bamboo?
|
||
<arma> blanu: some guy named sean rhea from berkeley has been pimping it on p2p-hackers
|
||
<blanu> What's the interesting thing about it?
|
||
<arma> blanu: apparently it works.
|
||
<arma> blanu: seems pretty novel to me. :)
|
||
%
|
||
<tjs> I want to know
|
||
<tjs> why are my pants a topic of conversation?
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> How was your sunday? Relax at all?
|
||
<exarkun> I played _Silent Hill_ most of the day
|
||
<exarkun> On the one hand, you could say that is relaxing
|
||
<exarkun> On the other hand, no, no you can't
|
||
%
|
||
<arg> argh, my wife calls to complain about her mother while im in the
|
||
middle of trying to understand someone elses metaclasses
|
||
%
|
||
<Moof> I'm tryign to compile pyopenssl
|
||
<Moof> but there's a syntax error in Python.h
|
||
<mwh> this seems unlikely, on the face of it
|
||
%
|
||
<vit--> dash, do you have any recommendations for python jabber libraries?
|
||
<dash> vit--: kill yourself now
|
||
%
|
||
<orbitz> once i found two people having MUSH sex though
|
||
<orbitz> ieee
|
||
<orbitz> i was 13
|
||
<orbitz> scared for life
|
||
<orbitz> the yellow font burned into my soul
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> radix: Are you ready to get a tummy host yet?
|
||
<Tv> tummy hosting is that thing the Jaffa do in Stargate, right?
|
||
%
|
||
<dialtone> my monitor can do Mhz
|
||
<dialtone> in horizontal refresh though
|
||
<exarkun> dialtone: hey that gives me an awesome idea
|
||
<exarkun> I am going to turn my monitor on its side
|
||
%
|
||
<tjs> jml: You are going to die one day.
|
||
...
|
||
<tjs> And when you die, part of what makes up your being is the knowledge of how
|
||
to write Java.
|
||
<tjs> I don't have that problem.
|
||
%
|
||
<chrchr> exarkun: Note that all kryptonite locks are vulnerable to hacksaws.
|
||
<exarkun> chrchr: That's why I have another lock too.
|
||
<exarkun> chrchr: How many thieves carry around _two_ hacksaws?
|
||
%
|
||
$ php sucks.php
|
||
|
||
PHP EQUALITY -- An experiment:
|
||
0 == "": TRUE.
|
||
0 == "0": TRUE.
|
||
"" == "0": FALSE.
|
||
'none' == 0: TRUE.
|
||
%
|
||
Kragen Sitaker: sub f{grep{(1x$_)!~/^(11+)\1+$/}2..pop}
|
||
Itamar: that looks scary
|
||
Kragen Sitaker: the haskell version is just as short and nearly as opaque
|
||
Kragen Sitaker: but even more inefficient!
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> it's not drugs, it's ubuntu
|
||
%
|
||
<arg> i think a significant percentage of twisted apps begin as the logbot example
|
||
<chrchr> Twisted is a fantastic framework for building logbots.
|
||
%
|
||
<mumak> hmm. I think my flatmate is asleep.
|
||
<Brend> You should take this opportunity to glue all the furniture to the ceiling
|
||
<mumak> Brend: well, I have to live here too
|
||
<mumak> Brend: and besides, I'm on holidays. That sounds like too much work.
|
||
<Brend> If you just glue your flatmate to the ceiling, you achieve the same thing with less work, and no impedence to yourself!
|
||
<mumak> you present a strong and compelling case
|
||
<mumak> however, I think my flatmate wouldn't appreciate it.
|
||
<Brend> Anyone who can't see the value of being glued to the ceiling deserves punishment by ceiling-glue
|
||
%
|
||
<MFen> i bet i could beat him at football though
|
||
<MFen> or shoe tying
|
||
<MFen> i'd kick his ass at shoe tying
|
||
<MFen> and then when i was done tying my shoes i stand up and shout IN YOUR FACE. IN YOUR FACE, PI BOY. SEE THESE SHOES? NOT COMING OFF. WHO'S THE SAVANT NOW BITCH?
|
||
<MFen> and do a little dance
|
||
<MFen> i bet he can't dance either
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> kevc: are you volunteering to maintain it, hmmmmm? :)
|
||
<kevc> heh, no, I have no time free at present
|
||
<glyph> kevc: TOO LATE
|
||
* glyph slaps the manacles on kevc
|
||
<kevc> glyph: last time someone played "tag you're it" on me, I ended up
|
||
running some uni computing project for three years
|
||
<kevc> went to the pub, woke up with a root password written on my arm
|
||
%
|
||
<tjs> I cant do anything
|
||
<tjs> im running XP atm
|
||
%
|
||
<rik> ew.
|
||
<rik> a python packet filter.
|
||
<rik> that'd have almost windows-like performance.
|
||
<afshar> well, it would be for windows
|
||
%
|
||
[In response to http://journal.jafo.ca/sw-20030328-18biganno.jpg]
|
||
<Brend> Wow. You guys are younger than I thought.
|
||
<dash> Brend: glyph's on like his third host body
|
||
%
|
||
<hypatia> Hey, hidden bonus of having actual named maintainers is having
|
||
people to assign bugs to...
|
||
<hypatia> Of course, it always ends up being exarkun anyway.
|
||
%
|
||
<arg> i know a guy whos last words were "brb, bout to go h@x this streetlight"
|
||
<arg> knew
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> saph: loving relationships don't involve windows.
|
||
<saph> glyph: they do if there is a safe word involved
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> "GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT IN MODULE KERNEL32.DLL SYSTEM CRASHED ERASING DATA NOW" "Firetruck! Firetruck!"
|
||
%
|
||
<zooko> https://yumyum.zooko.com:19144/pub/emacsirc.png
|
||
<zooko> ^-- screenshot of my beautiful Ubuntu desktop
|
||
<teratorn> why must i accept your phony ssl certificate?
|
||
<zooko> you don't have to if you don't want to.
|
||
<zooko> In fact, I recommend that you reject it. Because it could be a Man In The Middle attempting to show you a phony screenshot of my xemacs session.
|
||
%
|
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<Yosomono> aron: So how are you different from the fascists again?
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<aron> I look shity in borwn shorts
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<exarkun> did glyph tell you about the book we saw at the bookstore over the weekend?
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||
<exarkun> on the front it said
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||
<exarkun> Java: Principles in Object Oriented Programming
|
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<exarkun> on the side it said
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<exarkun> Java POOP
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||
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<moshez> glyph: hello tiny person!
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<moshez> are you tiny and squishy today
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<glyph> moshez: You ask questions that are difficult to answer sensibly
|
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<moshez> glyph: yes! because I am evil
|
||
<glyph> moshez: for example, "no, I am massive and hard" might give the wrong impression
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<moshez> glyph: urgh
|
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<moshez> the mental goggles they do nothing
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<foom> who's going to the Time Traveler's Convention next weekend?
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<zirpu> i already went. :-)
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<Tv> Möö
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<tazle> M<><4D>?
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<ValarQ> wtf-8
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<anthony> time to say goodbye fedora, hello whorey weasal (or whatever the fuck it's called this week)
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<Brend> glyph: I see you are proactively prepared to leverage the horizontal market opportunities of the end of all life. I'm impressed.
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||
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<radix> everything in the world should have butter in it
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<itamar> WebSphere MQ!
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||
<itamar> More enterprise than William Shatner!
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<freakazoi1> stupid wireless
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<exarkun> I bet francis bacon would go well with orange juice waffles
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<exarkun> (?:PARTOFSPEECH<adjective>(\w)(\w)+y) (?:SEMANTICWEB<noun,mammal,small>\1\w+)
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<warner> next you're going to tell me that those are actually valid Perl6 regular expressions
|
||
<exarkun> yes, except PARTOFSPEECH is a unicode character with a glyph like a speaking mouth, and SEMANTICWEB is a unicode character with a glyph like cthulu
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<MFen> you needed to kill -USR1 duh
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<MFen> n00b
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||
<PenguinOfDoom> Can I make a saving LOL? :(
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<PenguinOfDoom> USR1 made gnome-settings-daemon die
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<MFen> dude that's because you didn't init 5 first n00b
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<MFen> btw, i'm making this crap up
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> btw, I'm planning the destruction of Fresno
|
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<MFen> can i provide you with maps?
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<saph> hooray
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<MFen> Tv: how do you know when sarge is going to be released?
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<Tv> MFen: If it ain't out by debconf, there will be a public lynching ;)
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<itamar> ""As a champion of the free-enterprise system in Congress, Chris Cox knows that a free economy is built on trust," Bush said at the White House as he introduced the third man in his tenure to lead the [SEC]."
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||
<itamar> apparently the guy is a fan of Ayn Rand
|
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<itamar> also a fan of large contributions from corporations
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<dash> of course
|
||
<dash> that's what it just said he's a champion of, right?
|
||
<dash> free-enterprise system in Congress
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|
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<winjer> but i made a point of learning as little as possible
|
||
<winjer> i spent most of the time chasing women and smoking pot
|
||
<saph> hooray
|
||
<winjer> if i'd smoked less i might have caught some
|
||
<saph> winjer: did you go to hampshire college or something
|
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<dreid> heh ... worst name for an interface ever ... ITem
|
||
<warner> oh, I don't know, I bet INterface would be worse
|
||
<warner> implements(INYerFace)
|
||
<dreid> IStabber(dreid).stab('warner')
|
||
<warner> registerAdapter(lambda victim: dreid, type('warner'), IStabee)
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||
<warner> heh. the PEP246 equivalent of "nyah nyah, no tagbacks!"
|
||
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<radix> and long words are good words
|
||
<Brend> But what about those of us who have hippopotomonstrosesquippadeliophobia?
|
||
<radix> sux to u
|
||
<radix> (to put it into terms you'll understand)
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||
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<jafo> PenguinOf: Ha ha. You listened to a doctor! Serves you right.
|
||
<jafo> I mean, look at it this way. They spend at least 6 years in school, right?
|
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<jafo> If they're so hot, why can't they graduate in 4 years like everyone else?
|
||
<jafo> Besides, why would I want to be a doctor when I could be a MASTER?
|
||
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|
||
<_radix_the_nun> I write things on 3x5 cards then smoke them to learn stuff
|
||
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|
||
<PenguinOfLove> And when I strike, the kids with their "lol" and "ur"
|
||
will scream "oh, please, Pavel! Do not degrade and destroy our beloved
|
||
language!"
|
||
%
|
||
<Brend> Whoever chose the title "A Gentle Introduction to Haskell" is
|
||
obviously accustomed to wrestling bears in piranha pits or something.
|
||
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|
||
<dash> halfoff: what's the problem?
|
||
<dreid> dash: his spider is dying.
|
||
<dash> dreid: quiet you
|
||
<halfoff> i have a mexican redknee tarantula that escaped for about a week i found it this morning very weak and slow moving is it molting or dying
|
||
<dreid> dash: told you.
|
||
<dash> dreid: SIGH
|
||
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|
||
<seberino> dash: my zope class prof said real businesses don't do
|
||
javascript since not professional so i happily neglected it
|
||
<dash> ...
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||
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||
<dash> glyph: what are _you_ doing up? you have to be at work in the morning
|
||
<dash> glyph: you know, to tell me what to do
|
||
<glyph> dash: I got about 30 hours of sleep this weekend, I'm good
|
||
<dash> glyph: that's no way to live, man
|
||
<glyph> dash: Yeah, but you know me. I'm happy with a ghastly un-life; a mockery of what it means to live
|
||
<dash> glyph: You must be using "happy" in a figurative or metaphorical sense.
|
||
%
|
||
<ph3nyx> mfen: my gvim configuration under windows is wacky
|
||
<MFen> ph3nyx: you should see mine. i keep it in version control :)
|
||
<MFen> 172 lines
|
||
* bear keeps his entire dev config in version control
|
||
<KragenSitaker> i keep my entire living room in version control
|
||
<MFen> yeah. i mean, i keep my desktop backgrounds in version control too, so maybe that's not a very strong point
|
||
<ph3nyx> kragen: that's gotta be a pain in the ass for branching
|
||
<ph3nyx> copying your living room isn't an O(1) operation, no matter what the SVN docs say
|
||
<MFen> svn diff -r172:171. "Dammit! Who moved my chair."
|
||
* bear chuckles
|
||
<KragenSitaker> i tried keeping my entire front yard in it too, but it kept leaking gasoline from the lawnmower
|
||
<KragenSitaker> turns out CVS was expanding a $Id$ in the wheel assembly that would puncture the gas tank
|
||
<MFen> you need svn:flammable 1
|
||
<MFen> heh
|
||
<KragenSitaker> so I decided that was too dangerous and scaled back to my living room
|
||
<KragenSitaker> now i just make occasional tar files of the whole house and back them up with rmsync
|
||
<KragenSitaker> which is the version of rsync for matter
|
||
<MFen> KragenSitaker: have you ever considered branching yourself?
|
||
%
|
||
Jerub|the best advice anyone ever gave me was when i was a fledgling linux geek.
|
||
Jerub|"learn vi"
|
||
Jerub|the worst advice anyone ever gave me was "install mirc".
|
||
Jerub|and I still, to this day, curse that man.
|
||
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|
||
<cracauer> Potatos are for throwing. If god had intended for them to be eaten they would be square.
|
||
<dbutts> How many naturally occuring edible things are square?
|
||
<dbutts> Apart from fiendishly expensive japanese watermelons?
|
||
<cracauer> Chocolate bars :-)
|
||
%
|
||
<subterrific> what happened to twisted.reality ?
|
||
<dash> subterrific: nothing
|
||
<subterrific> is it running somewhere?
|
||
<dash> no
|
||
<dash> that would be something! instead of nothing
|
||
%
|
||
<tjs> I say we pull their bluff
|
||
<tjs> spam that is
|
||
<tjs> go pro-spam
|
||
<tjs> if everyone spams everyone, then spam will nolonger be effective
|
||
<tjs> and it will stop
|
||
<tjs> and so will the internet, and we can all farm tomatoes
|
||
<tjs> yay tomatoes
|
||
%
|
||
[dash referring to Alan Cox's quote]
|
||
<dash> what's 6mb of unauditable crap
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> dash: You have three guesses.
|
||
<dash> PenguinOfDoom: your gnucash budget?
|
||
%
|
||
<jotham> you guys are like ADHD vultures, swoop in, devour my problem, leave me
|
||
bewildered, then go off to the next corpse
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> In the sentence "mang I need to get some cheetos up ins", what
|
||
part of speech is "up ins", and what function does it serve? It
|
||
seems to me like "i need to get some cheetos" would be sufficient
|
||
<exarkun> It serves to disambiguate from the case where one merely
|
||
needs to procure rights to a future shipment of cheetos, most likely
|
||
to be resold before delivery is taken.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> php thinks 0 == "Foo"
|
||
<radix> why
|
||
...
|
||
<moshez> radix: as consistent and clear PHP is, it has its problem areas
|
||
<moshez> radix: wait, no, I can't say that with a straight face
|
||
%
|
||
<jotham> something i coded was just on sky sport news
|
||
<jotham> shame it was a horrible C++ nightmare
|
||
<mwh> is debugging nested templates a sport now?
|
||
%
|
||
<mumak> Python totally needs to find a use for <20>
|
||
<spiv> mumak: dude
|
||
<`anthony> mumak: range!
|
||
<spiv> mumak: There's *already* an ellipsis type in Python.
|
||
<spiv> mumak: Put 2 and 2 together!
|
||
<`anthony> spiv: but the ellipsis type is useless.
|
||
<spiv> `anthony: Clearly unicode would fix that!
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> WOOO
|
||
<glyph> What the *crap*, how does this work
|
||
<spiv> glyph: LD_PRELOAD
|
||
<glyph> fuck, why is everything horrible
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> hrm, I meant to say <3, but I guess maybe <4 means extra <3.
|
||
%
|
||
<tjs> http://www.animalcaresystems.com/
|
||
<tjs> about 20 crates with this logo just got dumped outside our office
|
||
<tjs> full or rack-mounted mice-containers
|
||
<tjs> unfortunately for me, I have an insatiable curiosity. and when
|
||
someone unloads 2 shipping containers of extremely high-tech mice
|
||
containment systems on my doorstep, I just have to know whats going on
|
||
%
|
||
<mumak> Jerub: the trial command line isn't so much of a swiss army knife as... well, Dad's old toolshed.
|
||
<mumak> you never know what you'll find there. there's bound to be some cool stuff, but you can't be too sure whether it will work. everything is either greasy, dusty or both, and nothing is where you expect it to be.
|
||
%
|
||
<justinj> It is difficult to assess the current state of the world when things don't fail consistently.
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> glyph: i live with my two younger brothers
|
||
<dash> it is like getting a graduate course in techniques for annoying people
|
||
<dash> that is why i thought of SMS
|
||
%
|
||
tekNico: Some guy has ported Stan to Turbogears: http://blog.develix.com/archive/2006/01/01/stan-turbogears-continued/
|
||
idnar: that's a bit backwards
|
||
idnar: I wouldn't say anyone ported anything
|
||
idnar: it's just that turbogears has pluggable templating, and he plugged stan in
|
||
tekNico: Hey, either port or plug, it's still a four letter p-word.
|
||
exarkun: poop
|
||
%
|
||
01:10 < KragenSitaker> PenguinOfDoom: are you watching american politics? (< PenguinOfDoom> ugh just when I thought this show couldn't get any worse. Torture and obvious lip-syncing.)
|
||
%
|
||
<zooko> I pay attention to Linux development, mostly starting with lwn.net and its "Kernel" page every week.
|
||
<zooko> I'm often reminded of the adage about sausage and legislation.
|
||
<zooko> I use Linux, and I'm happy with it, but the more I learn about the development process the less comfortable I am.
|
||
%
|
||
<foom> haha, OSX had a suid tool called "dsidentity" which checked your privileges by looking at the "USER" environment variable.
|
||
<dash> that is bad
|
||
<radix> woot
|
||
<radix> /Library/Receipts/MacOSXUpdateCombo10.4.3.pkg/Contents/Resources/postflight_actions/dsidentity.sh
|
||
<radix> haha
|
||
<radix> and the contents of that script are /bin/rm -f "$3/usr/sbin/dsidentity"
|
||
<landonf> What happens when you take a bunch of Mac developers and drop them into UNIX-land ?
|
||
<dash> landonf: hilarity ensues
|
||
%
|
||
<dreid> inviso_: of course in an alternate timeline you're also a 12 foot tall ninja dinosaur.
|
||
<inviso_> oooo, excellent! I like that one better. Can I order that with fries?
|
||
<dreid> you think when you're a 12 foot tall ninja dinosaur you're going to be a herbivore?
|
||
%
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> wtf
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> I just forgot that I watched Spiderman 2.
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> And then remembered.
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> And then forgot again.
|
||
<exarkun> PenguinOfDoom: Apparently you then remembered again.
|
||
<exarkun> PenguinOfDoom: What an exciting turn of events. Tell me more.
|
||
%
|
||
<orbitz> amberite: our concurrency model is wanted in 12 systems for murder
|
||
<Tv> orbitz: Pfft, it has a perfect alibi -- it was elsewhere at the time!
|
||
%
|
||
mode ( +o glyph ) by ChanServ
|
||
<moshez> glyph is opping, and it's not because I'm being abusive
|
||
<moshez> man
|
||
<moshez> what is wrong with the world
|
||
%
|
||
<Jerub> someone motivate me to write a real http client.
|
||
<lifeless> Jerub: write a real http client
|
||
<spiv> Jerub: write a real http client
|
||
<oubiwann> Jerub: write a real client and 1000 virgins are yours for the taking
|
||
<dash> oubiwann: all of #gentoo?!
|
||
%
|
||
<jml> Give me enough bandwidth and a place to sit
|
||
<jml> and I will move the world.
|
||
%
|
||
<Brend> I don't have any special cases! All my functions do everything!
|
||
<MikeS> Brend: me too! That's why my program is just a single function, run()
|
||
%
|
||
<dreid> do they not have sarcasm in boston?
|
||
<glyph> no, we communicate exclusively through interpretive dance
|
||
%
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> "!!!!!..!!!!!"
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> HELP THERE IS A TFTP WOMBAT IN MY ROUTER
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> It feeds on exclamation marks.
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> oh crap I need to do some work too
|
||
<exarkun> but first I will need to configure my irc client to tell everyone that I have work to do
|
||
<exarkun> so that I don't waste any time manually telling people that I have work to do
|
||
<exarkun> can anyone stop working on whatever they're working on and tell me how to configure my irc client to tell you that I'm going to start working on something
|
||
<_moshez> exarkun: perhaps! what irc client do you have
|
||
<exarkun> _moshez: my fist
|
||
<exarkun> I punch kittens until out of sheer suffering they start channelling the internet
|
||
%
|
||
(From pydoctor's website):
|
||
|
||
How do I use it?
|
||
|
||
Good question, glad you asked.
|
||
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> isn't the answer to *any* question about javascript simply "haha"?
|
||
%
|
||
(regarding threadedselectreactor)
|
||
<SamB_XP> is it chernobl-safe?
|
||
<dreid> not nearly as safe
|
||
<SamB_XP> thats pretty bad!
|
||
<dreid> chernobyl probably didn't have unittests either though
|
||
<SamB_XP> actually, I think that was what they were trying when they
|
||
blew it up!
|
||
<glyph> nothing says [FAILED] quite like an entire uninhabitable province
|
||
%
|
||
<Jack9> after ConnectionMade() where does it return to?
|
||
<exarkun> Jack9: Otherwhere
|
||
%
|
||
<Deformative> Well, I am one of those people that prefer old, tested/cheeper, hardware. ^_^
|
||
<exarkun> Fortunately for you, even older, tested, cheaper hardware gets faster.
|
||
<exarkun> And at about the same rate as new hardware.
|
||
<Deformative> If not faster.
|
||
<Deformative> Erm waiot.
|
||
<Deformative> Ignore that.
|
||
%
|
||
<keturn> dash: be sure to explain to your kids how jp is short for exarkun and GenericBoy is short for radix.
|
||
%
|
||
<jml> "Roll for integration"
|
||
<jml> d20 + dy/dx
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> woah hey
|
||
<dash> somebody bombed paypal
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> bombed?
|
||
<exarkun> PenguinOfDoom: with a bomb
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> oh
|
||
%
|
||
<MFen> hooray! correct layout, instantly. thanks, tables!
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> glyph: I will tell you what 'V' does in Perl's pack
|
||
<exarkun> glyph: Unsigned long...
|
||
<exarkun> glyph: ...VAX ordering
|
||
<glyph> exarkun: GGgghhaalllgufffffaff
|
||
<exarkun> critical hit!
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> man, it isn't easy to fall off a log
|
||
<radix> first you need to find a log
|
||
<radix> where the heck do I find a log?
|
||
<radix> then you need to climb up on top of it
|
||
<radix> that's heck of hard
|
||
%
|
||
<dash> also "licence" isn't a software term
|
||
<dash> it's the collective noun for a bunch of lice
|
||
%
|
||
[on libel laws]
|
||
<radix> (a) by means of a device utilizing electromagnetic waves of
|
||
frequencies lower than 3 000 GHz propagated in space
|
||
without artificial guide, or
|
||
<radix> (b) through a community antenna television system operated by
|
||
a person licensed under the Broadcasting Act (Canada)
|
||
to carry on a broadcasting receiving undertaking,
|
||
<exarkun> I'm hella gonna start calling people names with a 4 GHz laser
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> you are lying exarkun
|
||
<radix> why do you lie
|
||
<exarkun> it's healthy
|
||
<exarkun> I just gained 3 hp
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> I think all of our HOWTOs should be moved into docstrings :-)
|
||
<Brend> radix: Right! That way people can look at the source files,
|
||
and follow the usual chain of mystification -> hope -> rejoicing ->
|
||
source code -> confusion -> panic -> roped-into-maintaining-package
|
||
without even having to switch windows
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> penguinofdoom is not an optimal destination for resources
|
||
* PenguinOfDoom opens mouth.
|
||
<PenguinOfDoom> <----put cheezburger hear
|
||
%
|
||
<det> so how is married life?
|
||
<dash> det: excessively awesome
|
||
<det> When can we expect dots?
|
||
<glyph> det: You've been waiting for years to say that, haven't you.
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> while 1: pass
|
||
<glyph> that's pretty CPU intensive
|
||
<dracflamloc> yup
|
||
<dracflamloc> you'd be better off doing that in a compiled language
|
||
%
|
||
[Mr Stebbing explaining his name]
|
||
<tjs> PenguinOfDoom: no we chose a new vowel after the 'incident'
|
||
<tjs> we dont talk about that anymore..
|
||
<tjs> poor old Aunty Anne, in the kitchen, with the bread knife
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> ***** You have declared an explicit schema in a dynamic language *****
|
||
<glyph> Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE, or IMPLEMENT ORTHOGONAL PERSISTENCE?
|
||
%
|
||
<exarkun> I'm happy all the time. No matter what.
|
||
%
|
||
<synx> Right, that's fine.
|
||
<synx> OH WAIT
|
||
<synx> ...no
|
||
<synx> no wait, yes.
|
||
%
|
||
<radix> exarkun: it is cool, whenever I don't want to do any work I write wiki pages
|
||
%
|
||
<glyph> I kind of agree with that.
|
||
<exarkun> There's nothing to agree with -- it's true.
|
||
%
|
||
<therve> hey! google is not a dictionary!
|
||
<exarkun> since when
|
||
<therve> since internet is full of people like me who don't speak 3 words of english!
|
||
<exarkun> it's a living language man, you gotta keep evolving it!
|
||
<therve> yay! evolvulation!
|
||
%
|
||
<MFen> wtf python ignores -Wignore on its own warnings
|
||
<glyph> MFen: you think that's air you're breathing?
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<glyph> MFen: I mean, are you sure that python is emitting warnings, and not just writing to stderr in C?
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<MFen> glyph: how can you warn when you cannot.. speak? 2> /dev/null
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<radix> WHITE MENS BRIEF SIZE L
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<radix> 365 @ $2.99 = $1091.35
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<jml> :(
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<jml> that is not a plan
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<jml> radix: you might think it is a plan, but it is not
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<PenguinOfDoom> It's not AMP, it's C
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<PenguinOfDoom> You need to be either Immune To Confusion or Soulless.
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<PenguinOfDoom> or take frequent short breaks
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<indigo> i may be both
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<PenguinOfDoom> In that case, Cisco has a job for you
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<exarkun> btw, do test driven development :/
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<Torn|zz> yeah that's on my todo list
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<PenguinOfDoom> itamar: Doing fun stuff while breaking tests is a bit like pissing into the wind :(
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<PenguinOfDoom> Sure, you get sweet, sweet relief
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<PenguinOfDoom> also a faceful of piss
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<dreid> Software sucks.
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<PenguinOfDoom> I love software! Software enables my life.
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<some guy> Are you the Twisted guys?
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<glyph> Yeah, but this guy is bazaar.
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<tazle> what should I read before poking at AMP?
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<therve> William Faulkner
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<exarkun> quick what's demorgan's law
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<dash> exarkun: "give me some rum or walk the plank"
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<dash> or wait is that captain morgan's law
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<PenguinOfDoom> Maybe we could just quadruple the moon's mass
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<radix> yeah, that's what I'm thinking
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<radix> man it's beautiful outside
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<radix> I wish I lived in a place where I didn't mind having my blinds open
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<radix> unfortunately there are constantly hobos outside of my house looking at my intellectual property
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<therve> use a smaller font
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<therve> man, why everyone want us to work on twisted.web
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<exarkun> how could you do anything without the web
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<exarkun> it's the lifeblood that flows through the veins of the internet
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<exarkun> or perhaps some kind of parasite
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<exarkun> it's definitely in there though
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<itamar> I get the impression MC Frontalot is going to be at ITA for lunch
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<itamar> or something
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<dash> which MC was that
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<itamar> exarkun: how exactly are you approaching the web2/web tickets?
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<exarkun> three man teams, radio silence, weapons-free rules of engagement
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<radix> I have an idea btw
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<radix> zope.configuration
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<exarkun> that's not an idea
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<dash> putting zope in front of words automatically makes them ideas
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<radix> dash: just like twisted
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<exarkun> dash: almost! except the opposite.
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<exarkun> I AM NOT ANGRY SHUT UP OR I WILL GO MAD WITH RAGE AND MURDER YOU
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<MFen> still. in a world of no pants, the one-panted man is king
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<remote> is this where good habits were invented?
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<Jerub> remote: no, but this is where bad habits are ridiculed.
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<Jerub> MFen: it's certainly a core pillar in the lollocopter zeitgeist.
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<ivan> RFCs are generally known for their superb quality
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<exarkun> Hm
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<exarkun> I fixed the build, but still no orange.
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<djmitche> I misunderstood that at first as a malapropism for "..but still no cigar"
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<exarkun> lvh: Find the frame the assertion came from and look into its locals
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<exarkun> lvh: Use the frame's bytecode offset to find out which line was running
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<exarkun> lvh: re-evaluate the expressions in the assertion in the context of the frame's locals
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<exarkun> lvh: viola
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<lvh> exarkun: viola...tion
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<radix> but I don't think anyone else has time and/or knowledge to try to build a karmic package at the moment.
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<jldupont> radix: hmm.... somewhat strange... single point of failure for you guys...
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<idnar> look on the bright side
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<idnar> it's a single point of success
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11:44 < vatts> wvd, it used to work before (as i said) and i didn't change anything :s
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11:44 < exarkun> vatts: Denial is only very rarely a useful debugging technique.
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